Horza

...and we know all about straight roads:

why bite thing?

happy 50th! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/596_(nuclear_test)

why yes, that is Kim Jong-Un inspecting a lubricant factory

from 2006, even

Dreamwalk with me:

This not the mascot of the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear reactor. Its mascots were a stable of ostriches: http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/news/20110426-OYT1T00030.htm?from=tw

for real: http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=7820

Mal-Sisi, Mal-Sisi, Mal-Sisi!