Derfel Cadarn

Let's not get carried away...

Re the Russian involvement: To be fair, when you've just shot yourself in the foot and are about to blow off your knee-cap through sheer incompetence, do you really care who gave you the bullets?

BMW also issued a brexit wqrnibg accordibg to BBC. So our major high street chains are downsizing or going bust, our industries are jumping ship, and both fhe government and opposition are a shambles...

Empire was the 80's Last Jedi - there just wasnt an internet for fans to bitch about it. Then by the tine there was we had Jedi fot closure and context, and decided it was being edgy. On her Majesty's Secret Service had a lot of backlash and negative press, but hindsight has been kind to it. Main issue is the star wwrs oroginal trilogy just isnt very good. Its popularity is driven by nostalgia, and raging fanboys can't understand why they dont like thr new films as adults when they loved the old films as kids. Despite them all having similar flaws. I'll go into more detail on my laptop when I get time.

I assumed the next spidey film would be set before avengers infinity wars, as theyd want to keep the high school theme for a couple of films. Would also let them avoid the infinity wars finale.

I assumed Ryan Reynolds is Canadian, and Deadpool was saying he'd done thr country a favour by killing RR before e could make Green Lantern

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44230865 food rotting in britain's fields due to large fruitpicker shortage - thanks Brexit! i'm sure native brits will be fighting over these jobs...

Not to mention all those German immigrants (ie the English) who displaced the natives to Wales.

Yeah. The DUP could propose burning catholics, and Theresa May would declare it 'a matter for NI'.

Not a watcher if Roseanne, but for those interested it's just been cancelled due to its star's racist twitter posts.

Bear in mind the time difference. May have been really early/late.

Conan Exiles (survival game) is releases on console tomorrow after a year or so on PC early access.

Civil war is 1 year after Age of Ultron, and Ragnarok is 2 years after Ultron (Thor tells the skeleton he spebt a couple of years hunting infinity stones i think). basically: Iron Man late 2010 Hulk/Iron Man 2/ Thor 2 all end in the same week (Fury's Big week) - mid 2011 (6months after end of Iron Man) Avengers (mid 2012 a approx a year after the big week) Iron Man 3 : december 2012 (the key to the timeline as it starts off drcember 1999) Thor Dark World: 2013 (mention of approx 2 years since Jane last saw Thor) Captain America (est spring 2014) guardians 1 and 2: 2014 (stated in films) Age of Ultron: spring 2015 Antman (2015 - same year) Civil War (spring-mid 2016) followed shortly after by Black Panther Spiderman: Autumn 2016 Dr Strange (ends late 2016 or early 2017) Thor Ragnirak (late 2017 - spring 2018) Infinity wars (2018)

I liked it. The Edinburgh deep-fried kebab sign got a laugh (I saw the film in Glasgow) though Edinburgh seemed unusually quiet. I felt it pissed over Thor Ragnorak a bit, by essentially wiping out the Asgardians. Albeit they did say only half of them were killed, and unofficially the word seems to be that Valkyrie led half of them away before the ship was destroyed. I did like how the Russos 'fixed' the timeline. No more '8 years between Avengers and Civil War' bullshit - Stark dates Infinity War as 6 years after Avengers which makes sense. The Guardians had a bigger role than I expected - I half-expected that they would turn up near the end to help the survivors of this film take the fight to Thanos in the next one. Going to Wakanda was a bit iffy. Rodgers essentially refuses to sacrifice Vision to save the universe, saying they don't trade lives. But then he's happy to sacrifice the Wakandan army. I did like Bucky picking up Rocket and spinning round firing. And Quill competing with Thor. I expect the next film will reset everything time back to Thanon using the gauntlet.

quite a bit in the bews about Commons Speaker Bercow being a bully, with a former staffer signing an NDA on being paid off (which he's now broken). Others have backed the claims, though some claim he isn't. If you believe his supporters, he's a gentle soul who wouldn't raise hos voice; if you believe his detractors he's basically the Hulk when angry.