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  1. A snake charmer has her ways, enchanting, certainly not venomous, but who got charmed?
  2. I really love how all the Septa look like lady Ollena dressed garb more parody
  3. I don't know how you got Baelor's Spet was frivilous, the seven are ruled by the father who forgives us all and we fly up to him away from sin. Excuse me, what about the Stranger and all the rest of the other seven, what do they do. Seven Septons surely one of them could be, bribed, bought and then they could also get rid of Mr High Sparrow. What about trial by combat, like what Tyrion had at the Eeyrie, was gonna have for murdering his father, and trial by truth. No we will just have a trial by the Seven what who are they, and why did they choose him? If you confess my child you will be pardoned and absolved depending upon your crime.
  4. She is taller then him, you don't restrain someone where their hands are still free that means holding the wrist. If you are gonna grab the biceps, you would easier grab the neck, shoulders, hips or wrist. During that act We all bruise easy less so upon muscle. If is possible it happened prior of after, but not during it makes no logical sense. Forcing restraint doesn't really happen like that there at that time. Unless of course he grabbed her prior She had no real other bruising anywhere seen at all Let not continue it was bad concept, bad showing, making no real sense. Immediately she continuously taunts him, but had sprung up tormenting Theon earlier. The way he just carried that candle, what?
  5. Grow up. Its not gonna happen on the upper arms during sex maybe some other time, prior after. Almost anywhere and everywhere else. but upper arms that works the best how? A yucky gross point but a lack of concept shown.
  6. Use your imagination please stop and think how that is possible in any sexual postioning? Why is he grabbing her biceps over a half nelson. If upon grabbing her biceps why not her neck why did she not have facial brusing it is impossible. A she is taller then him, so that means extended reach what postion had we seen, and you wouldn't logically hold her there to restrain. In any real postioning, maybe missionary, but then you would probably grab the neck, still hold the wrist behind the head.. The concept was absurd followed by her taunting and taunting, why hasn't Brienne been discovered?
  7. If sceens like Allistar Thorne having a sun tan in snow win a 9 I would hate to see what parody wins a 10. Emila what. If when she is in bed having sex, topless for all the film crew to ascertain her assets, had she done even a partial nude sceen we would not have such wanton nudity throughout this series. Tommen was a pathetic spoilt child, not a king, those crocodile tears were ridiculously absurd. His lips matched Cersei the same gloss Tyene's tits what, umm necessary. Why is she jailed in pathetic common cell across from whom she hates, yet she undresses just for him giving the only antidote in the world. Rape means sex later? In Castle Black with a sworn brother Sam and Gilly, Jon also leaves his wolf at the watch when he is going Spec'ops The fighting pits wouldn't she order Jorah dead not send him away where? Baelor didn't build his Spet trials aren't conduct by combat or truth. No they have seven judges that pardon confessions so people can fly into the arms of the father not the stranger or anyone of the other seven. The cells have want of even a bucket. The episode was absolutely dreadful in total contradiction throughout.
  8. 1 out of 10 Stannis Davos Mel scene Seriously what a load of phoo'ey Broken empowered airbrushed on the top of her arms impossible when a man holds hips or restrains the wrists, has suddenly jump out of bed bolting the door theon your not a reek save me. Dunnananana bat signal, later taunts and taunts with words and actions Ramsey to his face ugh do no kiss meh. So he flays the granny because reek told, then all of sudden wahaaaaa. Aemon just die already spare us just spare us. Alistar has a sun tan in the snow, Chekov is still nodding. Jon goes off to get the wildlings, appearently it is a really bad idea Mel wants to kill Shireen because no Breeches oops leeches, and Davos don't like the cold Gilly has an attempted rape she fight back but Sam get beaten, than wiat for it Jon direwolf appears and Sam and Gilly have sex In Dorne, Bronn has been posioned, appearently enhanced by tits wins an antidote, Mycella has been learning from Sansa I don't want to go home, I'm in love Dany has sex with Daario she is topless in bed but refuses to show her tits, if that was acting well I be damned In Meereen, Jorah and Tyrion get sold to the fighting piss, Funny Dany arrives with like zero gaurds. These guys are just randomly partnered and told to fight, and Jorah who wasn't told fight goes and fight he doesn't kill but knocks out everybody who just lets him. Tyrion because he is a dwarf cannot escape like a cartoon come on chain break just break already, somehow this big fatso who we haven't seen rapes oops breaks his chain so he can run into the pits. Jorah has removed his helm so Dany can see him, just kill him, No exile him but I brought you a dwarf instead Ollena threatens a High Sparrow they exchange dominant banter with each other, learns she must put her thorns somewhere else. So she goes to a brothel and meets LF Tommen stupid tears was like the most pathetic acting I have ever sceen did he have lipstick, please mommy help meh wahaa I loves her I really loves. Cersei come I give hug, hug you. I'll burn cities klill people for you, but let me go and taunt Margaery. Cersei learn that nobody built Baelor sept because he was a frivilous Targaryen, out steps Lancel who has learned to fly escaping sin. Trials aren't concduct by combat or faith, or the laws of the seven kingdoms. They are rue by seven septons where if you confess you get pardon provding your sin wasn't so evil
  9. Best to Worse, or Worse to Best. Makes sense from a graphical standpoint. Trying swapping it around finding a marginal increase always towards the top of the scale
  10. Maybe the funny thing about why they have a voted a 1, is because it starts at the top of the page. Psychologically, unblanaced I personally couldn't find a memorable sceen in this episode at all Pickled heads, how are they faceless? Water gardens of a farmers feild? A gay squire that is just comical? Magcial Dwarf cock, take the Dwarf to milk his cock? Am not gonna say nothing about wedding it has been said..
  11. Hey I voted 1/10 because the episode stunk I am not moving to sadistic darkaged missouri where hypocritical dictators do not understand the conceptual meanings of the terms they righteously spue. Claire McCaskill would probably ship me off to boarding school dropping my breeches and give me a bakers dozen. Momma ive been raped
  12. She is a f'ing hypocrite funny how in her constituency Missouri she allows corporal punishment of minors.
  13. Shouldn't the sceen have showed her refusing to undress, not attempting to undress, followed by him hitting, tearing her dress, following with her protests, proceeding with what had been shown. Rather than what had been shown in this oncreen episode version of submiissive, domiant fetishism. Cause and effect. Than an actual case could be made into whatever other absurdity has been prompted from want of a proper definition shown. What we had here is a piss poor sceen executed with no reasonable justification, awful, contradictory build up. We can only judge the information shown. Later they might build a case into what was lacking here.
  14. If man forgets to buy a sewing machine on the wedding night, mankind would cease
  15. So that means what? What does that mean? Disney snow, and fairylights, I do similing I do, but oh how maleficent? Makes more pyschobabble. Had Roose envoked the Lord of the manor we would not be having this discussion, had he hit her we would not be having this discussion. Comically impossible to take off those damn wedding dresses mind the 2-10k sticthing oops it was rental, waahaa, no gifted sewing machine? WTF. i suppose because he was there did it make all the difference?
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