Ennui Joi de vivre

Oh, lets seeee.. Arya, stabbing Trant in the face. Nice. I think I swallowed my gum. Then, more stabby stabby. Alas, a Girl gets no Scooby snacks. The overhead shot of battle formation, drew us a perfect picture of slaughter. "He's toast.", I sort of yelled at the telly. The D's burned a princess just to make peasants cry. Creeps. Stannis is .. dead? Not seeing his gak moment....you never know. Bree better burn the corpse, or he'll be back screwing things up. "Lucy, you got some s'plain'in to do. Stannis,The most clueless wight in the realms of men and..Others, Which was Theon, Thelma or Louise? Anyway, last seen making snow angels with a damsel in distress. Dany, I'd be soooo saddle sore. "Ride a horsie back to the village. no thanks, I'll walk." Wos, better than expected. How nice her hair was hacked into a cute pixie cut type thingie. Septa of Shame, your next American Idol. Cast your votes, Selyse, too little too late. I sort of hate you forevers. um..Can Mel scoop up Jons' blood that is leaking out into the snow? Save it for, ya know..emergencies.. Gave it a 7 for wonderfully convoluted cliffhangery, and spectacular shots of Ireland..

Solid 7.5 Wun Wun: I know he could go for a nice mammoth steak right about now. Burning a little princess is such a Bastard thing to do . It really is. I'm still trying to figure out who I should be mad at GRRM, Stannis, or DandD. I'll just be mad at myself for falling into the emotional trap they collectively set. Rat Bastards! Did Dany blow a mental gasket? I swear I heard a cartoon Sproing. ah, well.. All men must fry.

I had a great time tonight. Swept along, edge of seat, breathless. Delightfully horrified. An episode of beautiful chaos. 9 for tonight's Ep.. I'm saving the 10 for a future, final Battle, of Man and Death. Dragon Air Battles would do it.

8 Might have been a 9, until the word Shag was spoken. I was yanked out of the show, as the Austen Powers theme played cheerfully in my brain.. So I docked it a point. Petty, I know. Otherwise, no complaints. The show was packed with peanuts.

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