Gaping Aenys

Well played, sir. Well played. Why do men get married, again?

And gents, if you take one of these forlorn single mothers under your manly wing, you, too will be revered by her, like Sam by Gilly, as a true father to her children sired by some alpha male. At least, that's what the propagandists would have you believe. YMMV.

If anyone can attempt to explain to me how the content of what the High Sparrow told Tommen was supposed to mollify Tommen in any way, I would appreciate it. I've watched that scene twice and I'm still scratching my head. It seems that the High Sparrow seeks to establish that Cersei loves Tommen, but I don't see how this makes the High Sparrow's case for Cersei's treatment at all.

The obligatory cock joke was moved to The Wall. But at least it's in character for Tormund to talk about his own member, if not the members of others.