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Joy Hill

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  1. Honeyed chicken is good friends with Trump’s personal hairdresser, and knows a secret about Trump’s hair that could get him killed if he were to reveal it, so he keeps it to himself.
  2. Knight of Ashes hates pandas. He thinks they’re useless, clumsy, fat animals who only eat bamboo and reproduce only once a year, and he suspects that they’re evil. He opened I hate pandas club, of which he is the sole member.
  3. honeyed chicken had his first erection when he watched Sailormoon.
  4. Joy Hill

    Wow, I never noticed that v.17

    I reread Sansa I in ACOK, and I realised for the first time that Lothor Brune is probably the one who told LF about Sansa saving Dontos.
  5. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    I’ll arrange an appointment for you. Just give me your bank account number. What would Gordon Ramsay do in the Red Keep?
  6. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    Hodor is a failing grade. How do you politely tell Tywin that his kid is a dunderhead?
  7. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    Most of them are already dealing with an alcoholism problem, I think that's enough. Would the Lannisters be less dysfunctional if they knew about chocolate?
  8. Honeyed chicken has a third nipple that can always tell when it rains.
  9. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    A red fairy appears. Are there any dead ASOIAF characters that did not end up in one of the seven hells?
  10. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    Aslan prefers The Lion King to ASOIAF. What would Jon Snow think about Bambi’s mom’s death?
  11. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    The secret ingredient is dragon poop. Any chance that Varys turns out to be Spider-Man?
  12. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    I hear it involves catching pokemons. Where can you find dodos in Planetos?
  13. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    I think he'd be a fan of Twilight. How awesome woul ASOIAF be if it were a sitcom with a laugh track?
  14. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    Moonboy, for all I know. What do you think about Joanna Lannister's parenting skills?
  15. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    She got her hands on hatching eggs, fuel and a couple of people to sacrifice. What is the exact size of Arianne's nipples?
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