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  1. Joy Hill

    What to ask GRRM?

    Is there a single character that’s more noble than Ser Pounce?
  2. Honeyed chicken is good friends with Trump’s personal hairdresser, and knows a secret about Trump’s hair that could get him killed if he were to reveal it, so he keeps it to himself.
  3. Knight of Ashes hates pandas. He thinks they’re useless, clumsy, fat animals who only eat bamboo and reproduce only once a year, and he suspects that they’re evil. He opened I hate pandas club, of which he is the sole member.
  4. honeyed chicken had his first erection when he watched Sailormoon.
  5. Joy Hill

    Wow, I never noticed that v.17

    I reread Sansa I in ACOK, and I realised for the first time that Lothor Brune is probably the one who told LF about Sansa saving Dontos.
  6. Joy Hill

    Would you rather?

    The Drowned God. Drowning seems less painful than burning. Would you rather sleep with Sam or Bronn?
  7. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    I’ll arrange an appointment for you. Just give me your bank account number. What would Gordon Ramsay do in the Red Keep?
  8. Joy Hill

    Would you rather?

    A bastard from the Iron Isles. I could spend most of my time on a ship, away from the islands. Would you rather squire for Ser Duncan the hedge knight of king Robert?
  9. Joy Hill

    What to ask GRRM?

    How did Genna disappoint Tywin? Did Genna act as a mother figure to Tywin’s kids after Joanna’s death? How long has Kevan known about the twincest? Did Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights inspire Littlefinger? Did shintoism and budhism in Japan inspire the old gods and the new gods in Westeros?
  10. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    Hodor is a failing grade. How do you politely tell Tywin that his kid is a dunderhead?
  11. Joy Hill

    Will Brienne give Oathkeeper back to jaime

    Hopefully, he renames it Kitty Bop.
  12. Joy Hill

    Would you rather?

    Rickon. I want to see unicrons. Would you rather see naked Walder Frey or naked Ramsay Snow?
  13. Joy Hill

    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    Most of them are already dealing with an alcoholism problem, I think that's enough. Would the Lannisters be less dysfunctional if they knew about chocolate?
  14. Honeyed chicken has a third nipple that can always tell when it rains.
  15. Joy Hill

    Would you rather?

    What a horrible choice. . . I guess Qyburn, because my torturer would be more interesting. Would you rather take a stroll in the Dothraki Sea or the Haunted Forest?
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