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  1. A boggart is a creature from Harry Potter that turns into whatever a person fears the most. Catelyn : her children's corpses Tywin : himself being laughed at Cersei : herself powerless and ridiculed Sandor : fire Lysa : LF telling her he only ever loved Catelyn Damn, this made me realise that so many characters' worst fears came true.
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    Wed, Bed, Kill

    Bed Euron Marry Aeron Kill Victarion Tywin's brothers : Kevan, Tygett, Gerion
  3. I think Cersei rather approved of Sansa at the beginning. She probably saw her as Joffrey's Jaime : someone "wet with love" who would do anything for her son. That's why she encouraged Joffrey to be nice to her and charm her.
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    Would you rather?

    Stannis. I'm curious whether he grinds his teeth during the act. Would you rather keep your fingers or your tongue?
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    Did LF encourage Joffrey to beat Sansa?

    I agree. Besides, there's also a risk that Cat's look-alike daughter becomes less pretty after those beatings. But I think a trained warrior would be more apt than the average person to know what is a lethal blow and what isn't. (Then again, the dudes who beat Sansa seem quite moronic)
  6. I'm almost certain LF egged Joffrey on to behead Ned, but do you think he might also have encouraged him to beat Sansa (telling him that girls want their men to be strong or whatever)? That way, Sansa would be willing to plot escape with one of his creatures, and when the time comes LF would appear as her savior. Personally, I'm not sure because LF wanted Sansa to stay alive and pretty, and I don't believe Joff needed encouragement, but I think it's possible.
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    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    The secret ingredient is dragon poop. Any chance that Varys turns out to be Spider-Man?
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    Would you rather?

    Personal wealth, without hesitation. Now all I need is to find an idiot Lannister to manipulate. Would you rather share a cell with Biter or Ramsay?
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    Would you rather?

    The Kingsguard. You get to be clean and eat. Plus you can always keep a paramour. Would you rather watch a beheading or a hanging?
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    Would you rather?

    Run. There's no way I'm doing that. Would you rather travel with Hodor or Shitmouth?
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    Wed, Bed, Kill

    wed Jhogo bed Rakharo kill Aggo Grey Worm, Strong Belwas, Varys
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    Would you rather?

    The Wall. Wildfire sounds horrible. And I think I'd be pretty safe if I stay on the Wall. Would you rather have dinner with Cersei of Walder Frey?
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    Would you rather?

    Oh boy. I pick Tywin, because he's super rich and apparently he gives pocket money to his kids all their lives. Would you rather have Dontos or Patchface as your fool?
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    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    I hear it involves catching pokemons. Where can you find dodos in Planetos?
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    Would you rather?

    Good point. And the caves where the children live probably have those huge spiders Bear Grylls likes to eat. A dragon. It would probably be a quick death. Would you rather live in a version of Westeros that has the internet or modern medicine?
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