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  1. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    With his propensity to plagiarize from asoiaf, Minstral would've eventually been fired from his job as obituary writer. However, the last straw came from his describing Father Charles O'Hoolihan as "a kind man, and not unskilled in the bedchamber".
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    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    CB's calls jack-o'-lanterns "heart pumpkins", and still believes The Children Of The Neighborhood still exist in the far north, in The Suburbs Of Always Fall.
  3. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    This is DC's ringtone for unknown numbers.
  4. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    Balton thinks that names for swords in asoiaf can also be applied to yoga poses. She begins each morning by performing Lady Forlorn & Brightroar over a muted Good Morning America.
  5. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    DC gave her family House Words & now insists to her kids that they use them after introducing themselves. Her daughter can be heard saying, "Hi, I'm Maggie. On Fleek, Bruh."
  6. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    DC hates when punographic memes don't contain enough forewordplay.
  7. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    Minstral contends that if Burnt Umber is a Crayola shade, (which it is) then so too should other houses. He is attempting to blend different hues to perfect the shade Burnt Manwoody.
  8. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    That's not REALLY a lie, actually. Dbunting lost his job with Google after programming all searches that begin with "Who is..." to result in the phrase "Snitches get stitches!"
  9. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    CB frequently writes buddy comedy fanfic about Septon Meribald & Dog. He typically quotes Dog in full by writing ""Bark, Bark!", he barked."
  10. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    Minstral once started a thread exploring the Citadel's vows of celibacy. It was entitled "Maesterbation".
  11. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    Balton shouts "We Do Not Sew" every time he uses Velcro.
  12. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    SH, taking her cue from Westerosi sword naming practices, names her purses. "I only need my ID, cash, mace, gum & a condom tonight. I'll need a purse that's small & compact. I'll take....DarkClutch!" "I'm eating @ a buffet restaurant tonight. I may want to take desert home. I'll take....LadyCookieStow!" "Security will be heavy where I'm going tonight, & my things will likely be searched. However, I have lots of stuff to bring. I'll need something larger. I'll take....EventSecurity'sBane!"
  13. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    RB2G knows that in a modern society, he can't REALLY get away w reaving. As a consolation, he considers using coupons as "paying the iron price".
  14. Baseborn Manjack

    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    CB, being a big Legend of Zelda fan, once named his cat Hyrule, or Rule for short. However, every time CB came home, he said "Hi, Rule!", thereby completely defeating the purpose of a shortened name. Chagrined, now he just says "What it iiiiiiiiiiiiis, cat?", & has now begun to extend this greeting to people as well.
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    Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

    RB2G is lobbying the Crayola company to expand it's shade of umbers...raw, burnt, & Greatjon.
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