The Sunland Lord

I'd like to ask - does winning the CL mean something for Man City? They are so foreign to me as a club (small wonder, considering I am a foreigner) so I don't know if they would value it? It's like playing with cheat codes on easy mode. Unlimited resources in every area of the field plus the bench vs Inter's team full of free signings, humble hard workers and veterans. The more I think about how that game will look, the more I realize how small Inter's chances are.

Marciniak was a speaker at a far right event in Poland, so not sure he'll officiate the CL final. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jun/01/champions-league-final-referee-spoke-at-event-with-far-right-leader

This will give you the answer

To be fair, Sevilla are unmatched shithousers and get away with plenty of it. That partially explains the weird statistics, but there's something else to it I guess.

Another Spanish team - Real Madrid in the Champions League. 5 times in 10 years.

Taylor is alright tonight, considering the task he has on his hands

Sevilla are such dirty cunts.

Don't know who the second coming of C. Ronaldo should be. And tbh, Haaland was an established name before City bought him, I don't think Tottenham could've signed him at that point in time anyways.

Selling Kane and Son and then reinvest while they still can do it is the obvious choice imo, otherwise in a few years they'll be a stale squad without those two and without new good signings as well. Getting a year more with Kane is just that, another year while with smart signings they can compete again for top4, attract good managers etc. They even should've sold him in 2021 when he tried to force out a move.

Leicester 1-0

Inter & Lazio clinched a CL spot. Now let's beat Pep in the final (easy work).

Brutal

I disagree. Winning trophies at Roma is very difficult. Before he arrived, the last time they won was in 2008. If anything winning the Europa League with Roma would in my mind recover his reputation a lot. Their team is nothing special at all, but he improved them a bit in their league performances and is making a European final two years in a row.

Musiala for 2-1 Bayern. Great strike to be fair.

Hey, there's still hope. Köln can score vs Bayern and make Borussia Dortmund a favour

2-0 Mainz.

Penalty Borussia and they miss

Borussia Dortmund 0-1 to Mainz, lol

Vinicius should pack himself and go to the Premier League! ...but then, arriving in London in a brand new Lambo, with some smoking hot woman beside him, a man approaches and knocks on the Lambo's window. Vini opens the window and looks at an extremely concerned Simon Jordan face. Simon says: "Vini, mate, when did it all go so wrong? Look at the state of you!"

I think their squad got stale, while everyone around them was buying players these past few years.

Awful news.

Juventus docked 10 points (again). Let's see if they get away with it once again, or this time the decision will stand.