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  1. They cried over Elia and her children. As I said, they are only pissed because of Elia. The only other negative mention of this event is Ned thinking it is dishonorable to kill children and defenseless women. Everyone else seems either happy or not affected by it. The Starks lose their castle and half their family and most of the North is willing to Fight for the Ned's girl! Loyalty and honor! Does anyone mention fghting for the Targ children? Nah, they all make fun of the beggar king because they are all happy his family was brought down. The servants and even the garrison of their ancestral home betray them.
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    fAegon's motives if hes really a mummer's dragon?

    Would you be in favor of England going back to an Absolute Monarchy along with the rest of Europe? Habsburgs back on top? Power being ruled by inheritance is the most horrible type of government. Why do you want it to continue in Westeros?
  3. If you follow the story and the history, not one High House in Westeros ever supports the Targs unless under threat or with something incredible to gain. They do not inspire loyalty, even to families married into their line. They are mad, cruel and terrible rulers and its no stretch to say that all Lords want them gone. They no longer have dragons and the High Lords finally had a good reason to eliminate them. Shit, how many times is the Reynes of Castaemere mentionned versus the killings of the Targ family after the sack? Only Dorne is pissed and only because of Elia. Not a tear was shed for any dead dragonspawn.
  4. Lol either this is a joke or you been reading way too much fanfiction bro.
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    What if Balon was smart?

    LOL @ the Stark bias To begin, the Ironborn do not care for alliances with the greenlands... why would they? Before the conquest, they were feared by all. Their writ was "wherever men can smell salt water or hear the crash of waves.'' This power is still at their fingertips. The religion and culture is totally different. The biggest obstable is a united 7 Kingdoms, and even then they are still a threat. Their strength seems to be overlooked by many here, and remember that the Iron Throne had to build a whole new fleet and gather a pretty darn big army to deal with them. And after about what, 9 years? Their fleet is rebuilt. In their ''shit'' economy. Second, do you think that anyone in the 7K believed the North stood any chance of winning the war? They were unable to defeat the Westerlands with a Riverlands / North alliance. Plus, most of their men and all their great men have already gone South. No Stark of age remains to mount any sort of united defence. They are close to the islands, and have not had a fleet for centuries. The Riverlands barely has any fleet at all and is even closer and is notorious for infighting. These lands are ripe for the picking. Secondly, you have the Lannisters with what can be debated as one of the greatest leaders they have ever had. Ruthless, ambitious and known for being a good battle commander. Oh, and remember how they just mustered another army bigger than the North army? They have the wealth and population to do it again. They currently sit in the capital. They stand a big chance of winning the war and are a clear and present danger today AND in the possible near future. Thirdly, the reach has several fleets. An army 100,000 strong. Also stands a large chance of winning the war. Leadership is still intact. Attacking them is just plain dumb at this time. But be patient, the Army is slowly going North and maybe the fleets will engage elsewhere, especially seeing that the ironborn are seemingly not a present threat... then they are ripe for the picking. Oh wait, this is actually happening a year later?! Wow! Balon's plan was good. Take Moat Caitlin and block the Army from coming back North. Raid the coast for food / timber / thralls = more people, more ships, more wealth, more strength. They do not have a fleet to defend themselves, and none will come to their aid. Let the 7K fight each other and weaken themselves. His plan was the best course of action for maximum profit and minimum risk. This is the Ironborn way. If Theon was less of a bitch, and just burned down Winterfell and left... Man oh Man the ironborn would be back on top! Just a few things I would change, is to venture a bit further into the Mainland and sack / burn a few more castles and possibly extenguish a few houses just in case they lose Moat Caitlin, the counteroffensive would be much weaker. Also, take Bear island for the timber to build more ships and more thralls. The North would never be able to take it back. Do you think the Iron Throne would have the strength to mount an offensive against them once the war on the mainland is over, regardless of the winner? hahaha NO! Shit, people call Balon dumb and Danny smart... insane.
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    Critical Reviews of ASOIAF

    Actually, interactions and dynamics between the different kingdoms is what I thought was the weakest point of his worldbuilding. Compared to the differences of the different races and cultures in say, Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time or even a YA like Sword of Truth. The whole, everyone is named Lord as to not confuse anyone seemed very lazy to me. Westerlands have mines, the Reach has food and the Stormlands have storms and warriors = generic at best. Well, sorry to say but what the reviewer said was true. It has been a complaint in the fantasy genre for several years that high fantasy manuscripts are no longer being accepted by large publishers... The business has changed but is it GRRMs fault though? Hard to say. I mentionned Malazan as an example of series written or inspired by more than one person. I recommend it because the world-building and magic system is very fun and well constructed. Also, the marines are freaking hilarious and entertaining. Which death in Malazan buried a plotline? All the Bridgeburners are technically still around, sorry if this is a spoiler. All the deaths were important, unless it was a throaway character. Some were epic and some were tragic. The Malazan world / cast is large to the extreme, but it is far from out of control. Also very funny you say that about Erikson when he is PRAISED by his fans for "keeping it up" in each installment while still writing fast. His books all have the same ratings except the one that took the longest to write. From what I know, the Letheri plotline is also the most popular amongst fans. However, I do not recommend Erikson's Kharkanas stories nor Esslemonts first few books until Dancer's Lament - mostly because I find the Crimson Guard a bit less entertaining and dislike the andii - damn they boring. I stil read them because I like the setting, just like I would not recommend ADWD but still enjoy it because of the setting in Planetos.
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    Villains and heroes in game of thrones.

    Whoever takes it upon himself to establish a commonwealth and prescribe laws must presuppose all men naturally bad, and that they will yield to their innate evil passions as often as they can do so with safety. Niccolò Machiavelli If no one stops Gregor from raping, then the mountain shall rape. If the Boltons are not stopped from flaying, then weaklings shall lose fingers, toes and other bit and pieces. All men are evil, some more than others. In a lot of fantasy tales, there is a villain with followers who actually "know" they are evil. Some Dark Lord type. Do you think Hitler looked in the mirror and saw himself as evil? How many catholic priests raped children, and yet most catholics I know think of priests as the best of people.
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    Why did they have to fight at the ToJ?

    Arya is described as being a lot like Lyanna. Do you imagine her running off with a pretty prince and betraying her family? Living in some Tower in the desert with no contact to the outside world? Marrying an older man that is already wed? If anything, Arya said it correctly when Ned said something very similar: You all seem to think she ran away with him because she did not like Robert... this would be the most terrible thing a woman could do in a feudal society. Women were only important for political marriages and having children. That she would run away spits on the Starks, not the Baratheons or anyone else. At 14-15, she would know this. Also, imagine the son of the mad king, scion of a family known for madness trying to convince someone of a prophecy... lol That Lyanna would have gone willingly just seems so out of character from what we know. When Ned reflects that he does not think Rhaegar would visit brothels, I thought he was just comparing him and Robert. Like, Robert is fat and drunk and needs to pay women and is not known for ever having raped anyone. On the other hand, the pretty dragon prince did not need whores because he could either get any lady he wants with his harp, or just did what many other Targs before him and TOOK what he wanted. Ned has the most justifiable reasons to hate the Targs, and when he reflected that Robert still hated Rhaegar so much, I thought it was just disappointement that his friend would still have a grudge for someone he killed, as well as eliminating their entire family. With the information that we have, it seems more likely that Lyanna was taken and being kept as a captive. Maybe Danny's stockholm syndrome with Drogo is what happened with Rhaegar, but that she would "elope" with him or accept to have kids because she was convinced of a prophecy? For all we know, the roses in her hand could have been the only thing she was allowed to have in her room... Another point is, the Kingsguard are not these great amazing honorable men. They are just men. Some were chosen for their skill, some to show favour to their family and some even to spite their family. Some will betray for love, lust, gold or even their own notion of honor like Jaimie. Why would these 3 be any different? Because Ned reflects that they were honorable? To conclude, we do not know what happened and have so little information that this thead is just fanfiction at its best. I mean, a poppy induce fever dream is what you guys are using to find out the truth...
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    Critical Reviews of ASOIAF

    His political and geopolitical scope is actually generic for this type of fantasy. The map, people, culture and world-building are not a high point of the series. It only become mainstream because of the HBO series. Before that, it was mainly big fans of epic fantasy. There is a chart somewhere online that I cannot find currently which shows sales AFTER the series came out and they jumped quite a bit. As a comparison, ASOIAF has 60 million copies sold, Discworld has 70 million, the Wheel of Time has 80 million. Twilight like 120 and Harry Potter 450. The point the reviewer is making is that many publishers will no longer take such a high risk of having either very large gaps in-between books or an unfinished series. So instead of high and epic fantasies for adults, we are getting more Terry Brooks type stuff in the fantasy genre for the past 10 years or so. The high epic fantasies coming out are series that were mostly finished, so the gap is shorter but it is more diffcult for the author. There are already quite a few series with several authors. Some began as board games like the Malazan series, which I highly recommend.
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    Why is Dany still in Essos?

    And then allowing them to sell themselves back into slavery with a profit to herself. lol Mickey Mouse, dude? Guess you have never seen Mulan? I actually suggest when / if you babysit your grandkids next! What I meant by that is, how can someone so beautiful, that brought dragons back to the world, is a near goddess and freed the slaves from the super evil mustache-twirling slavers do anything wrong and be anything else but the savior of the world? Live happily ever after, marry her true love and sit the Iron Mf'N Throne! Did I mention, beautiful? I said based off because: Dragon reborn / intriguing madness, possibly by magic or some other power / crazy dreams, possibly prophetic / head in the sand / similar story with uncertain origins / at least 2 other possible hero candidates... But did I not say that the differences that set them apart are the reason I do not think she will be a hero? Instead, I am apparantly accusing your favorite author of plagiarism? They have chosen opposite sides of several moral dilemnas. If she suddenly starts taking different decisions, more simlar to Rand and ALSO unites the world for the final battle.... it will be fucking boring as hell and yes, way too similar. I did not think GRRM was going for a Jesus / Aragorn / Rand / "Insert other Messiah" with any of his characters... seemed the opposite to me and the appeal of the series. You link together the Dark One destroying the Wheel of Time and Danny Breaking the Wheel?? Woah, dude. Oh and yes, funny you mention Memory, Sorrow and Thorn which I am currently re-reading for the 2nd time since High School. Still very enjoyable!
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    Why is Dany still in Essos?

    First, Danny was set up to become a "Threat" as big as the Others. Now, people believe her to be a Disney princess with dragons that will save the world and "Break the wheel!!" . For all we know, GRRM changed his mind to make her so, but if that is the case then its even worst. Second, if you say there is no basis for Danny being based of Rand, you did not read WoT. I learned how to use the search tool and found someone already explaining it instead of losing time: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/96551-parrallels-between-daenerys-and-rand-al-thor-from-wheel-of-time-spoilers/ The Essos storyline is horrible and most people I know did not even finish ADWD... everyone can have an opinion though and I am sure the superfans say its the best book, even though there was no advancement whatsoever. I mean slogfest at its freaking finest. Actually, no. He took WAY more from LOTR and Memory, Sorrow and Thorne then he did from WoT. But he did not plagiarize anyone, he does what every author has been doing since the alphabet. Its just grating that people defend GRRM to the death here, as if he is the most original author of the 20th century and the great subverter of tropes and then propose theories that come directly from other books as if its new shit. Just trying to point it out when I see it. Sorry if its been done before, I am new here.
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    In support of N + A = J

    But he is not a piece of shit if he let his nephew and rightful king take the black? Not a piece of shit for ever telling him what the NW actually had become? The boy goes there seeking an honorable future, thinks all brothers were searching the same fate. Turns out his brothers are thieves and rapists. I did not visit any forums or any other community for this series until about a month ago. I read the series in 2003 and re-read for the release of AFFC and again for the release of ADWD. I did a re-read again after the last season ended and a google search for a mention of marriage annulments brought me here. The ideas I had were Rhaegar and Lyanna. But I thought that if this is the case it is both too obvious, I mean we are told he kidnapped and raped her to death and we hear about Ned's honor so often that he could not sire a bastard. But also the symbolism around it would have been way to weak when he is litterally throwing parallels and themes around all the time. The other thought I had was Arthur Dayne + Lyanna, but I have not seen it mentionned here at all. I thought there was more symbolism and it was more subtle + more entertaining. After reading ADWD I was convinced neither Danny nor Aegon was who they thought they were. Granted, I had just read the First Law where some wizard keeps a bunch of bastards in different families, saying it is the bastard of the king. When all the legit heirs died, he had a few possible successors to choose from. He chose the easiest to manipulate. This is the only thing that made sense in having Vyserys on the throne. All in all, if R + L = J (Lol I <3 your lingo / abbr. here) then it takes a lot out of the story. Seeing the dip in quality in the last 2 books, especially ADWD... the final product would get a much lower rating then the first 3 books. Sadly reminiscent of a Dark Tower.
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    A few questions

    1- I get that most of the dragons died in the civil wars and the ones born after were small and stunted. However, there were quite a few "Wild" Dragons - what happened to them? If they are so long lived, would they still not be around after a hundred years? Were they hunted to extinction as seems to be the case in Essos after the doom? 2- Nettles tamed a dragon with sheep. Is it safe to assume that anyone can tame a dragon? Or do you all believe she was a "dragonseed" and some Valyrian ancestry is required? By this logic, if you look at the real world for example Genghis Khan, a reasearch some 10 years ago or so said that his Y chromosome was in approx 16 Million men. Seeing as how they conquered all of Essos, nearly every person there would have some Valyrian blood. Can anyone in Essos tame a dragon but not anyone in Westeros - seems weird. 3- With the magic returning to the world, do you think that the "crazy" ideas and plots to hatch dragons such as drinking wildfire, burning Kingslanding or whatever happened at Summerhall would now work? If all that is required is "A life must pay for a life'' as Danny believes, then would every dragon egg in KL hatch if it was burned and people died? Could this be the reason for the hidden wildfire? 4- In the Malazan series they have these sayings that "Power draws power" or that "Power answers Power". Strong entities will converge and fight. One character explained it like this: When curses collide, you might say. Flaws and virtues, the many faces of fateful obsession, of singular purpose. Powers and wills are drawn together, as if one must by nature seek the annihilation of the other. Also, in a battle where a strong mage will participate, a weaker mage will discover new strengths to sort of "answer" or a new entity shows up as the "answer" to fight the powerful mage. We are introduced to the others first. Then the dragons come. Now, all in the series seem to say that magic is coming back to the world. However, Bloodraven has been hooked to a Tree doing some crazy things for quite some time. The COTF have been chilling around and the Ghost of High heart has some gifts of prophecy no? So magic has not diappeared, but destructive magic or human magic yes? Do you think we will see different types of magic such as the Rhoynar who could answer to dragons and fight back? Or is it only Dragons are the answer to the Others and the magic of the Weirwoods is neutral? Could the Doom have been the answer, because no force left could stand against the dragons?
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    Critical Reviews of ASOIAF

    You just made the blogger's point when he said that after so many words there is still no climax and still no clarity as to what the story is. Again, GRRM is writing about a World, People and Events, not a story driven by characters or world building as far as anyone can tell. In multiple POV stories, there is usually a climax or ending of sorts every book or every other book. Each character will have a journey with an ending, perhaps more than one before it interconnects with the main story. No reader and perhaps even GRRM himself does not know what the main story is, if there still is one. Can you name a climax, or an ending of sorts for a character on a journey to then begin another that connects with the main story? In regards to the main story you mention Daenerys trying to ''Get Home'', the GoT and the Others. The original outline names all 3 of these the "Threats". When did Danny go from threat to savior / main character / breaker of chains? Did you fall into the mustache twirling inner PoV trap that she is oh so amazing? When did the idea that the GoT is horrible for the entirety of the world become the centerpiece of the story? These are not stories. He is just writing about different stuff happening in his large world and large cast with seemingly no structure. If you say there is a structure, I will not even reply.
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    Theory on the Valyrians

    I do not understand the outlook people have here on the Targs. Neither of the people you mention were megalomaniacs.... The list of mad monarchs in our own world history is freaking small regardless of inbreeding. The Targs are ALL mad to varying degrees...That is how they are described. Is fan fiction bigger than the text here?