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Howlin' Howland

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  1. 1) 5) Jewel ensures womanliness, everlastingly lithe! 2) 6) Ancient, macabre, unusual lagniappe. Ensorcelling talisman! 3) 3) Armoring must: Undulating light eliminates toxicants
  2. Sad (Jigsaw terrorizes a victim to the point where they're so depressed that they cut off their own foot)
  3. Bangs of New York (a reality show set in a hair salon in New York)
  4. Greed (the son of a former heavyweight champion cashes in on the family name)
  5. Steed (Sandra Bullock's horse needs to stay over 25mph or it will explode)
  6. No Country for Old Ben (an HBO show about Obi-Wan Kenobi's time on Tatooine)
  7. 1) 5) Purrrrrr... love us... Seeking home! 2) 1) Adorable niche incarnate mousetrap. Adopt, love. 3) 2) Ser opts for transfer!
  8. My Best Friend's Bedding (a first hand account of the Westerosi bedding ceremony)
  9. 1) 5) Try our notorious, genuine, used exsanguinator. 2) 7) Glamorous object... Tyrion's? Yours! (Authentic!) 3) 1) Tilted, ornate. Narrow grip. Unique execution.
  10. Buffy the Vampire Flayer (A story about Buffy Bolton)
  11. Dude (a movie about a friend calling out Paul Atreides)
  12. Citizen Bane (A remake of The Dark Knight Rises)
  13. Fuck Soup (a Marx Brothers film about their hatred of soup)
  14. It's a Wonderful Lime (a training film about agriculture focusing on citrus)
  15. Mimecop (Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a cop who's also a mime)
  16. Last & Furious (An HBO show about people's reaction to a zombie apocalypse caused by fungus)
  17. SuperFan (A story about a celebrity stalker)
  18. The Fast of Us (A biography of Usain Bolt)
  19. Thot (a movie about the skankiest Asgardian in the Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  20. Raw & Order (a show about a sushi restaurant)
  21. 1) 4) Highly limited offering! Maester’s extraordinary hagiography! 2) 6) Hark: Limited, original manuscript! Elegant! Handwritten! 3) 5) Honor luminesces over my engraved history Some amazingly good entries for what I thought was a brutally difficult round. Well done.
  22. A Clash of Wings (a show about Super Bowl snacks)
  23. Cocky (a movie about a heavyweight champion boxer who underestimates his next opponent)
  24. Top Pun (a competition to make up the best puns)
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