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Everything posted by Howlin' Howland
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1) 5) Jewel ensures womanliness, everlastingly lithe! 2) 6) Ancient, macabre, unusual lagniappe. Ensorcelling talisman! 3) 3) Armoring must: Undulating light eliminates toxicants
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Sad (Jigsaw terrorizes a victim to the point where they're so depressed that they cut off their own foot)
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Bangs of New York (a reality show set in a hair salon in New York)
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Greed (the son of a former heavyweight champion cashes in on the family name)
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Steed (Sandra Bullock's horse needs to stay over 25mph or it will explode)
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No Country for Old Ben (an HBO show about Obi-Wan Kenobi's time on Tatooine)
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1) 5) Purrrrrr... love us... Seeking home! 2) 1) Adorable niche incarnate mousetrap. Adopt, love. 3) 2) Ser opts for transfer!
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My Best Friend's Bedding (a first hand account of the Westerosi bedding ceremony)
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1) 5) Try our notorious, genuine, used exsanguinator. 2) 7) Glamorous object... Tyrion's? Yours! (Authentic!) 3) 1) Tilted, ornate. Narrow grip. Unique execution.
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Buffy the Vampire Flayer (A story about Buffy Bolton)
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Dude (a movie about a friend calling out Paul Atreides)
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Citizen Bane (A remake of The Dark Knight Rises)
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Fuck Soup (a Marx Brothers film about their hatred of soup)
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It's a Wonderful Lime (a training film about agriculture focusing on citrus)
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Mimecop (Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a cop who's also a mime)
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Last & Furious (An HBO show about people's reaction to a zombie apocalypse caused by fungus)
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SuperFan (A story about a celebrity stalker)
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The Fast of Us (A biography of Usain Bolt)
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Thot (a movie about the skankiest Asgardian in the Marvel Cinematic Universe)
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Raw & Order (a show about a sushi restaurant)
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Of Lice and Men (a hygiene film)
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1) 4) Highly limited offering! Maester’s extraordinary hagiography! 2) 6) Hark: Limited, original manuscript! Elegant! Handwritten! 3) 5) Honor luminesces over my engraved history Some amazingly good entries for what I thought was a brutally difficult round. Well done.
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A Clash of Wings (a show about Super Bowl snacks)
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Cocky (a movie about a heavyweight champion boxer who underestimates his next opponent)
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Top Pun (a competition to make up the best puns)