Bran sits back and wonders,
Where did it all go wrong?
Why so many Script blunders,
In this fiery, Icy song?
So he wargs back in time,
Determined to find the reason.
To the very scene of the crime,
The writing of the eighth season.
It’s an evening with David and Dan, lounging by the fire with wine.
They are passionate with the plan, riffing on story design.
“So, Tyrion’s head, eaten by undead Rickon...... it’s Red Wedding Mark 2!”
“A vision for viewers to get sick on, Damn! It’s what Martin would do”
“God of Crypts and Whine!! Jesus, I can see the meme”
Their intelligent grins shine,
As they’re warming to the theme.
Bran is surprised and impressed, “More of that story!” He blurts.
But they drop to the floor distressed! Writhing with epileptic jerks!
You can see their brains have shutdown, from the script our writers retreated.
Dribbling with confused frown, The phrase continually repeated:
“More of that story!”
“More of that story!”
“Mo da story!”
“Mo da story!”
“Muuu stuury!”
“Muuu stuury”
“Must Hurry”
“Must Hurry”
So if for a better series you yearn, The culprits ain’t David and Dan.
From Hodor he did not learn, So blame that interfering twat Bran!
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