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  1. Elegant Woes

    brienne is the YMB

    I wasn't completely done with my post. Sorry for the confusion. Read my post again.
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    brienne is the YMB

    I can't stress enough why Sansa as the candidate makes most sense. A major part of Maggy the Frog's prophecy is that Cersei's YMB has to take what's important to her. Since Cersei is a narcissistic person all that she holds most dear is pretty short: Jaime, her children and power. So who could have possibly taken all of this from her? Sansa Stark. If not for Sansa, Ser Dontos would have died. This small act of kindness leads to Dontos becoming an agent of Littlefinger, who would go on to give Sansa the hairnet that contained the poison to kill Joffrey. And the only reason Sansa was able to attend Joffrey’s wedding (thus poisoning him), instead of being in High garden with Willas Tyrell, was because of Ser Dontos: This shows just how essential Sansa is to the Littlefinger/Tyrell murder plot and almost every time we hear the story of the Purple Wedding, we’re told Sansa killed Joffrey: The Ghost of High Heart sees Sansa murdering Joffrey, not the Tyrells or Littlefinger. Again we see that Sansa is responsible for Joffrey’s death. And, most importantly, Cersei views Sansa as the culprit: During the Battle of the Blackwater, Lancel suffered an almost fatal wound and he would have died if not for Sansa helping him. Before this, Lancel had been sleeping with Cersei, unbeknownst to Jaime. In ASoS, Tyrion tells Jaime the truth, but Jaime doesn’t believe him. Not until Jaime actually speaks with Lancel in AFFC (Jaime IV) does he actually believe Tyrion was telling the truth. Knowing Cersei was sleeping with other people is what causes Jaime to permanently end his relationship with her. Once again, because of an act of kindness done by Sansa she once more takes something from Cersei. It's because of her Jaime abandons Cersei in King's Landing. The last thing that Cersei has left that she holds dear is her power. By the end of ADWD she had her walk of shame and lost her regency to Kevan Lannister. How did this happen? It all started with Joffrey's death, planned by Littlefinger and carried out by Sansa and Dontos (who is only alive because of Sansa). This led to Tyrion being accused of Joffrey's murder, he suffers a psychotic break and kills Tywin. This led to House Lannister without a proper leader and Cersei soon began to fall apart. However things really went off the rails when Cersei had the High Septon killed, and replaced him with the High Sparrow, and why did she want him dead? Lancel Lannister: Obviously the prophecy hasn't been completed yet, because she is still Queen Mother and Myrcella and Tommen are still alive, but so far Sansa has taken most what Cersei holds dear. Pretty impressive, don't you think? And the best part of all of this is that Sansa accomplished this because she decided to be kind and merciful. Traits that Cersei abhors. This is why Sansa being YMB is so important. It's to prove Cersei is wrong. Love is the surest way to win and its high time Cersei learned that.
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    brienne is the YMB

    Sansa being the person makes the most sense.
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    1st of April crackpot theories

    Dany and Jon will have sex in beyond the curtain of the light to defeat the others.
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    How likely is a Jon/Sansa match (aka Jonsa)?

    @Nagini's Neville Maybe you do have a point but still I don't see it happening. For all it's so called romantic implications there is a lot of negativity surrounding the dynamic of Sansa and Sandor. His verbal abuse, the sexual harassment in her fourth chapter in ACOK, and most importantly the black water incident. Sansa is clearly traumatized by it and even though she doesn't tackle it full on she associates it with her wedding night during a nightmare (yet another traumatizing experience for her). Even in AFFC when she thinks about the Unkiss it only happens after Sweetrobin kisses Sansa without her consent. Plus we shouldn't forget that Sansa has also not addressed Sandor's involvement in the Trident incident (another memory Sansa has been suppressing). By no means am I discrediting the possibility of this, because at some point I did believe Sansan would happen, but something feels off about all of this. I mean there must be a reason why George spoke somewhat negative about this dynamic. Perhaps he never considered a romance between these two.
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    How likely is a Jon/Sansa match (aka Jonsa)?

    @Nagini's Neville Sandor Clegane doesn't fit the brave, gentle, strong criteria, because you are missing a big point of the quote. Ned specifically says: A high lord who is worthy of you, someone brave, gentle and strong. Sandor Clegane isn't a high lord. Even if he became the Lord of house Clegane he would be a minor one. Whoever Sansa will marry will most likely be part of the major houses.
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    Weirdest crack ship in the fandom?

    @Lady Fevre Dream There were some book Jonsa fans before season 6 of the abomination came out. There is even a meta analysis about Jon and Sansa that was created back in 2013 that, surprisingly enough, predicted some things before it happened.
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    Weirdest crack ship in the fandom?

    @Lady Fevre Dream Actually no. The majority of the Sansa crack ship primarily comes from the books only fandom. Certain people have been enthusiastically shipping Sansa with men who are way older than her and other people, primarily the haters, assumed it was normal and responded to that by shipping her with other adult men: Stannis, Davos, Jaime etc. By no means am I excusing the abomination only fandom, they are quite sick too, but the way Sansa has been looked at as a object to validate the feelings of their favorite male character comes from this section.
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    Weirdest crack ship in the fandom?

    Sansa and Davos
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    How likely is a Jon/Sansa match (aka Jonsa)?

    In theory Sansa and Pod could be cute. From what little interaction they had with each other, I got the impression he had a little crush on her.
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    How likely is a Jon/Sansa match (aka Jonsa)?

    A small note. I was rereading Sansa's third AGOT chapter today when I searched for the Targaryen imagery and I noticed a certain aspect of the gentle, brave, strong quote that is often ignored: Ned doesn't just say he will match Sansa off to someone who is brave and gentle and strong. He explicitly says a high lord. That significantly narrows down the list of suitors for Sansa. There are very few character who fit this criteria. Jon however fits this perfectly. If R + L = J is true then he would be a high lord worthy to be Sansa's match.
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    How likely is a Jon/Sansa match (aka Jonsa)?

    The reason why I think the Targaryen imagery is significant in Sansa's chapters is because how it's presented. The first imagery begins in her third AGOT chapter and Arya throws a grapefruit at her and soils an ivory dress that was a betrothal gif of Cersei. The second imagery is in her fourth ACOK chapter when Sansa has her first flowering, where blood seeps into the white blanket. The third and last imagery involves in a white cloak with fire and blood that she decides to wear (this one is significant because a maiden accepting a cloak from a man is part of the wedding ceremony in Westeros). What all three of these situations have in common is that the Targaryen imagery always happens on a white/ivory/Snow-like fabric and all these situations involve something that is associated with betrothal, seal of womanhood and marriage. Looking at the pattern it's not hard to assume that Sansa might get romantically involved with a Targaryen. And like I said in my previous post, the most likely person to be that Targaryen suitor is Jon.
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    How likely is a Jon/Sansa match (aka Jonsa)?

    Not thinking of someone that often is not an indictment of a lack of caring. Ned rarely thinks of Catelyn in AGOT. Does that mean he doesn't care about her? With that said I do think there's certain thoughtlessness on both Jon and Sansa's part when it comes to each other and thoughtlessness makes them the most likely to meet each other. The first Stark reunion will be them of that I am sure.
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    How likely is a Jon/Sansa match (aka Jonsa)?

    And yet somehow you believe that Jon/Arya is more likely of the two. Surely there has to be reason why you believe that.
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    How likely is a Jon/Sansa match (aka Jonsa)?

    It's not a rule per se but more an assumption on my part. Almost every betrothal in the list both Sansa and the other party are aware of the possible union. Yes so far we don't know if Willas was aware of the possible betrothal between him and Sansa, I guess we have to wait till TWOW where we finally meet him. This theory, however, does not completely hinge on that. I did say that the Targaryen imagery in Sansa's chapters also play a factor in it.
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