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When your body and your mind disagree on whether or not it's time to go to bed, who wins?

MOM (re Statue of Liberty): All these years, and she never got a shidduch. MOM'S FRIEND: Well one of the questions was "Is she green?" so...

Going to Liberty and Ellis Islands with an extremely chatty nine-year-old. Not sure why I agreed to this.

Bacon Farm #replacebooktitleswithbacon

I wil NOT get a tumblr so I can post more things like this... #loki #thor #oy http://t.co/vTJwmzk

I can't decide if #2BrokeGirls looks good or just trying way too hard.

Slackjawed. RT @MarthaMihalick This. Is. Awful. RT @Aunt_Feather I'm shocked you'd send this message to young women, @jcpenny. jcp.is/oN6jJM

So has anyone actually been sorted into Slytherin yet? #pottermore

Dear Lady Reading the Large-Print Porn Novel on the Bus: I have many words for you, but the one you might find most useful is "AUDIOBOOK."

ME --> "I'd like to think there's some kind of redemption for him, that some way down the line someone will (cont) http://t.co/6HRUn6I

Thinking of the innocents murdered in Eilat... BD"E...

It's not normal how good crushed-up terra chips taste in salad.

I never do this, but want to start your day with a little poignant inspiration? fb.me/1bCCDS6oS @chai_lifeline

My aunt is officially the first woman to get a PhD in Talmud from Revel. Go S, you deserve it!

My mother, on seeing my stop-motion shoe movie: "You're so talented. You're so bored. You need a job."

"Such drama! such tension! what on earth could it be?? A WEDDING INVITATION OMGZ!!!"

Has anyone else started feeling kind of disappointed when they sit down in a movie theater and what starts playing isn't The #Avengers?

According to Target, soda-logo tee-shirts are what "it's all about." I wonder if they're willing to back up that statement empirically.

Listening to @seamusdever talk about talking about #gameofthrones with @NathanFillion on the set of #castle. My evening is complete.

Pondering the third person.

It's kind of fun when you write something weird and you're like, this is weird, but dammit, I like it!

Being a B+A defender is exhausting. I must have typed the word "Harrenhal" a few dozen times in the last few days. #dancewithdragons #adwd

I don't like the way I'm writing what I'm writing, but I'm writing it anyway, because if I don't write at all, I'll never write at all.

Happy Harry Potter's Birthday :-)

Maybe I'll start a baking channel on YouTube.