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    Football: 3rd Season Meltdown

    Summer is over, and again I am filled with irrational hope that Everton are going to improve and challenge for something. It doesn't help that United look unfinished so far... Richarlison looks good, at least.
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    We will blame this on the skin spy in yellow. Also, on our generals, who failed to snuff out the Zeum danger.
  3. I would think so. Had I truly cared for my country, I would be furious. Anyway, General Krychowiak strikes for the Ordeal. The Zeum are in disarray!
  4. Surprise attack down our left flank. Enemies hidden in sorcery charged down our forces and struck a blow.
  5. Zeum are frustrating our progress here. A wayward and lucky Choraë hit our valiant Cionek, resulting in a momentary collapse of our progress. We will regroup and come back stronger. Nothing will stop us from reaching The Golden Horns!
  6. The Great Ordeal gets off! First we will crush these uncultured southerners who unwisely choose to stand in Amansûrimbor Roberts way.
  7. Unwatched, unloved, but still fighting for humanity: Poland!
  8. That was Iceland doing what Iceland does well: staying organized, pressing as a team when they can, staying on their man, working hard, keeping the lines. Everyone is team first, player second. And that - together with some talent - that makes a 330 000-strong nation grab a point in their first ever WC match. Oh, and they’re all more or less directly decended from us Norwegians, so we’ll claim a bit of that victory, thankyouverymuch. If I had been Norwegian. The great Ordeal of Poland should learn something about fighting here, which we should have learned in the 1760s.
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    Football: Jules Rimet Still Gleaming

    Liverpool fans probably remember France ‘02 fondly, as they lost to Senegal in the first game, giving Senegal a platform to perform impressively and in the end getting El-Hadji Diouf and Salif Diao to Anfield...
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    World Cup 2018: Celebratin' Your Nation.

    The mighty nation of Poland know all about surrender. We will now teach other people how to engage in this noble art. The Non-men of Germany and France have long suffered insanity. We do not fear them.
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    World Cup 2018: Celebratin' Your Nation.

    Dzień dobry! Be aware that the Great coalition of Poland has started its Wielki proces towards the Fields of Golgotter... sorry, the football fields of Russia to crush the Sranc ... that is, the opposing teams and then obliterate the No-God .. sorry, Putin, in the process. Ours is the Gnosis!
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    Chess - the world in black and white

    Should have known when I lamented what I thought would be a boring game Congratulations to So. Nice game, even if I missed the end on account of a round of Ultimate Frisbee.
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    Chess - the world in black and white

    GM Hammer on Norwegian TV thought it was to avoid the e5 fork. ETA: 22. ...e5 23. Bxe5 Bxc5 24. bxc5 Qxe5
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    Chess - the world in black and white

    So.. Before round six, it seems this is more or less done and dusted. One point is that Ding broke his hip, I believe, and has withdrawn, leading to the loss of a round. Another is that Magnus is plus two, and yesterday, Karjakin, the only other player on a plus score, lost - meaning most everyone apart from Magnus is on 50%. With only three rounds left to play, that probably doesn’t help anyone but Magnus. Today he’s playing So, and I don’t think So has ever beaten him. Those games are generally dull with So as white, as he plays terribly boring. Too much respect for his opponent.