not sure if I'm allowed to do this but screw it; have to. nas (Wit), :devil: has anyone ever told you you're a bit out to lunch, although an interesting welcome committee all by yourself. there is a character, from an author almost as good as GRRM, based on you... "The King’s Wit was not a silly court fool such as one might find in other kingdoms. He was a sword, a tool maintained by the king. Insulting others was beneath the dignity of the king, so just as one used gloves when forced to handle something vile, the king retained a Wit so he didn’t have to debase himself to the level of rudeness or offensiveness."