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Week 12 is in the bag as possibly the highest scoring week of the season overall. Dragonstone Dragons stay red hot, capturing the top spot with 122 points and a blistering 15-1 total. Virtual tie for 2nd between The Quiet Isle Septons and Sunspear Shariffs with 120 points each and 13-3 records. Top 5 remains fairly tight on the leaderboard, with 6-7 having some breathing room between themselves and the pack. Leaderboard looks a little something like this... 1 Bronze Stones 943 45 114-48 2 Dragonstone Dragons 939 38 109-53 3 Oldtown Oliphants 935 52 112-50 4 Quiet Isle Septons 934 51 109-54 5 Tywin 932 35 107-55 6 White Harbor Bakers 925 47 113-49 7 Joe Pesci 925 49 101-61 8 Lumpy the Greek 901 48 109-53 9 rocksniffer redux 900 0 105-56 10 Ramsay 895 38 99-63 11 dbunting 880 38 105-57 12 Sunspear Shariffs 863 44 95-67 13 Wolfswood Forresters 845 34 98-64 14 Maithanet 828 0 101-59

Week 11 is in the books with Dragonstone Dragons capturing the top spot with 89 points and a 12-2 mark. Rocksniffer redus takes 2nd with 86 points and a record of 11-3. Quiet Isle Septons gets 3rd with 81 points and a 9-5 total. Leaderboard is still pretty tight 1-7, with the pack slowly starting to drift out of range. Leaderboard looks a little something like this... 1 Bronze Stones 827 45 102-44 2 Oldtown Oliphants 823 52 100-46 3 Tywin 818 35 95-51 4 Dragonstone Dragons 817 38 94-52 5 Quiet Isle Septons 814 51 96-51 6 Joe Pesci 812 49 90-56 7 White Harbor Bakers 810 47 100-46 8 rocksniffer redux 796 0 93-52 9 Maithanet 789 39 96-50 10 Lumpy the Greek 787 48 97-49 11 Ramsay 782 38 87-59 12 dbunting 773 38 92-54 13 Sunspear Shariffs 743 44 82-64 14 Wolfswood Forresters 737 34 86-60

Yeah, I like the cap hit being spread out. Were it not for that, it would be really hard to drop a big contract.

I've got Phillip's team. Turned out to be not half bad.

Week 10 is in the books with the Quiet Isle Septons taking the top spot, with 98 points and a blistering 12-2 total. Tywin captures 2nd with 96 points and a 11-3 record. Joe Pesci finishes 3rd with 95 points and a 12-2 record. As Bronn calculated yesterday, he has slipped into the #1 slot overall. Leaderboard looks a little something like this. 1 Bronze Stones 749 45 92-40 2 Oldtown Oliphants 748 52 90-42 3 Joe Pesci 744 49 82-50 4 Tywin 740 35 86-46 5 White Harbor Bakers 735 47 90-42 6 Quiet Isle Septons 733 51 87-46 7 Dragonstone Dragons 728 38 82-50 8 Maithanet 714 39 86-46 9 rocksniffer redux 710 0 82-49 10 Ramsay 709 38 79-53 11 Lumpy the Greek 707 48 87-45 12 dbunting 707 38 84-48 13 Wolfswood Forresters 685 34 79-53 14 Sunspear Shariffs 665 44 74-58 15 Kessler's Sports Book 216 0 35-97

Get yer pick in for tonight's game, peeples. Seachickens vs Cardinals. Battle of the Boids!

Week 9 is in the bag. Bit of a middling week, score wise. Tywin takes the top spot with 74 points and a 10-3 total. Dragonstone Dragons are 2nd with 73 points and a 9-4 record. White Harbor Bakers and Bronze Stones tie for 3rd with 69 points and 10-3 marks. The leaderboard is tightening up 1-6, with only 14 points separating those spots. The pack (7-12) drops back a bit. 1 Oldtown Oliphants 658 52 79-39 2 Bronze Stones 656 45 82-36 3 Joe Pesci 649 49 70-48 4 Tywin 644 35 75-43 5 Dragonstone Dragons 644 38 71-47 6 White Harbor Bakers 644 47 79-39 7 Quiet Isle Septons 635 51 75-44 8 Maithanet 627 39 76-42 9 dbunting 623 38 74-44 10 rocksniffer redux 623 0 72-45 11 Ramsay 617 38 68-50 12 Lumpy the Greek 617 48 76-42 13 Wolfswood Forresters 592 34 68-50 14 Sunspear Shariffs 578 44 65-53 15 Kessler's Sports Book 216 0 35-84

I think Bronn is starting to get the hang of Confidence Points. Could be trouble for the rest of us.

Yeah, I have to imagine that improves his value considerably. I'd better take all the marbles this season or that trade is going to look bad for me.

That middle number on the leaderboard is your lowest scoring (drop) week, as always. The first number is your point total, and the last column is your overall win/loss record.

Week 8 is in the bag and appears to have been one of the kinder ones. Point totals are less because there were only 13 games. Bronze Stones takes the top spot with 88 points. Tywin nabs 2nd with 86 points, and Mathanet takes 3rd with 85. All three placing teams posted an 11-2 mark. Leaderboard is still pretty tight from #1-#4, with a bit of distance from the pack, and looks a little something like this... 1 Oldtown Oliphants 599 52 70-35 2 Joe Pesci 595 49 62-43 3 Bronze Stones 587 45 72-33 4 Quiet Isle Septons 582 53 68-37 5 White Harbor Bakers 575 47 69-36 6 Maithanet 574 39 69-36 7 Dragonstone Dragons 571 38 62-43 8 Tywin 570 35 65-40 9 Lumpy the Greek 568 48 69-36 10 rocksniffer redux 561 0 64-40 11 Ramsay 557 38 61-44 12 dbunting 555 38 65-40 13 Wolfswood Forresters 544 34 61-44 14 Sunspear Shariffs 526 44 58-47 15 Kessler's Sports Book 216 0 35-71

Week 7 was considerably kinder than the previous two. Joe Pesci crushes with 102 pts and an 11-4 total. Bronze Stones captures second place with 98 pts on the back of an impressive 13-2 record. Oldtown Oliphants capture third with 97 pts and a mark of 11-4. Little bit of distance now between the top of the leaderboard and the pack. leaderboard looks a little something like this... 1 Joe Pesci 518 49 53-39 2 Oldtown Oliphants 514 52 60-32 3 Quiet Isle Septons 502 53 58-34 4 Bronze Stones 499 45 61-31 5 White Harbor Bakers 494 47 59-33 6 Lumpy the Greek 492 48 59-33 7 Dragonstone Dragons 490 38 52-40 8 Maithanet 489 39 58-34 9 rocksniffer redux 488 0 56-35 10 Ramsay 485 38 53-39 11 Tywin 484 35 54-38 12 dbunting 479 38 54-38 13 Wolfswood Forresters 473 34 53-39 14 Sunspear Shariffs 464 44 50-42 15 Kessler's Sports Book 216 0 35-56

Yahoo projections are ass.

So perhaps the most brutal week yet, as the vast majority now have Week 6 as our drop week. Quiet Isle Septons take Week 6 honors, despite this being their drop at 53 points and a 7-7 mark. Oldtown Oliphants take 2nd despite the drop with 52 points and a 7-7 total. Ramsay takes 3rd (or really 1st if we factor in the drops, I'm not really sure the fairest way to score this) with 51 points and an 8-6 record. Leaderboard looks a little something like this... 1 Oldtown Oliphants 417 52 49-28 2 Joe Pesci 416 49 42-35 3 Lumpy the Greek 407 48 47-30 4 Dragonstone Dragons 407 38 42-35 5 Quiet Isle Septons 406 53 46-31 6 Maithanet 406 39 49-28 7 White Harbor Bakers 401 47 48-29 8 Bronze Stones 401 45 48-29 9 rocksniffer redux 398 0 46-30 10 Ramsay 397 38 45-32 11 Tywin 397 35 42-35 12 dbunting 395 38 44-33 13 Sunspear Shariffs 391 44 43-34 14 Wolfswood Forresters 384 34 43-34 15 Kessler's Sports Book 216 0 35-42

Another brutal week for me. Can you say parity? I thought you could.

Make sure to get yer picks in, peeples. Early slate starts in about 45 minutes.

Don't think I would've done Kamara too. I need some building blocks going forward.

If Davis gets healthy, I think he's going to be a beast.

Sorry for the late update. Took the rug monster down to Dizzyland for a few days and I only had access to a tablet that I couldn't figure out how to cut and paste with. So Week 5 honors go to Dragonstone Dragons with 74 pts and an 8-6 total. Wolfswood Forresters take the 2nd spot with 73 points and a 9-5 mark. Rocksniffer redux gets 3rd with 69 points and a 7-7 record. Pretty much everyone else took a drop week on this one. Leaderboard looks a little something like this... 1Maithanet 359 39 43-20 2Oldtown Oliphants 353 64 41-22 3Lumpy the Greek 353 54 41-22 4Joe Pesci 352 64 35-28 5Quiet Isle Septons351 55 39-22 6dbunting 351 38 38-25 7rocksniffer redux348 0 39-23 8Ramsay 346 38 37-26 9Dragonstone Dragons 345 62 36-26 10Sunspear Shariffs 345 44 38-25 11Bronze Stones 342 59 41-22 12Tywin 339 58 36-27 13White Harbor Bakers 338 63 40-23 14Wolfswood Forresters 334 50 38-24 15Kessler's Sports Book 216 0 35-28

Get yer picks in for tonight's game peeples. Will throw up last week's update in a sec.

WIN-WIN! I'm greedy though. I want to do both happy dances, but I'm not sure that Tampa is up to the task. Will most likely settle for your scenario, although I'm going less points, as I think this one could truly go either way.

Tough pick tonight. Make sure you get yer pick in before gametime, peeples.

Again, just as a reminder, that middle number on the leaderboard represents your lowest scoring week, which is dropped from your total.

Week 4 totals are in, and they came back a bit higher than expected for those at the top. Oldtown Oliphants take the week with 96 points and a 12-4 record. Sunspear Shariffs nail down 2nd with 91 points and also with a 12-4 mark. Rocksniffer redux grabs the 3rd spot with 87 points and a 10-6 total. Leaderboard is pretty damn tight through 4 weeks. looks a little something like this. 1 Quiet Isle Septons 291 55 31-16 2 Maithanet 291 68 34-13 3 Joe Pesci 282 70 27-20 4 Lumpy the Greek 282 71 33-15 5 dbunting 281 70 30-17 6 Oldtown Oliphants 280 73 32-15 7 rocksniffer redux 279 0 32-16 8 Tywin 275 64 29-18 9 Sunspear Shariffs 274 71 30-18 10 Bronze Stones 274 68 33-14 11 Dragonstone Dragons 271 62 28-20 12 Ramsay 270 76 30-17 13 White Harbor Bakers 269 69 32-15 14 Wolfswood Forresters 261 50 29-19 15 Kessler's Sports Book 216 0 25-22

Yeah, underdogs are blowing this week all to shit.