Andrew May

RT @FutbolFinn: Some clips of Blind's passing and composure on the ball from the 1st half only. Fantastic outlet from the back. https://t.c…

RT @FilmCow: The only good thing about Episode Two is all the sweet jump-kicks Obi Wan does.

this eastenders episode got me tripping balls

RT @GeneralBoles: That John Lewis ad about an elderly man with no friends is so emotional https://t.co/Eae5WvYFXf

RT @GeneralBoles: Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as PORK LIFE #piggate

looks like i picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines #airplane!

i wish there was a seperate twitter where morons can trend bieber, 1D, gaga, and harry potter shit all they want #LeaveGrownupTwitterAlone

listening to talksport and hoping for some good news regarding muamba #PrayForMuamba

Creative maths makes me feel as stupid as a.s. level maths did

Vampire 101. Don't go near a vampire. Silly bitch in twilight deserves all she gets

Rvp is the biggest dick in existance

top day today, nice time leafletting, then being by the seaside and funfair, followed by subway and two fab films, also #mufc going top =

Going to start rereading game of thrones. I regret nothing

Rahul Dravid - Thank god he's retired, almost single handidly carried india last summer

Still can't get over how funny that van persie miss last night was

does anyone else think jedi mind tricks are more effective than actual psychology?

its #worldbookday and i've just preordered the final fate of the jedi book

Watched the notebook. Kept asking where the notebook was, and making references to fight club #filmcritic

April's levels of awesomeness will actually melt me and leave me as a puddle on the floor #avengers @GameOfThrones #apriliscoming

Sod off the people road horses

The minibus was half an hour late now i have to sit in the most awkward position in existance

is there more i could have said, now they're only pictures in my head