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RT @OneThroneMag: Issue 8 – Winter 2015: https://t.co/NhJDcakYo0 https://t.co/CtKaq6IQND

No word how much of courtroom is packed w @TorontoPolice "supporting" #Forcillo. (NOT meant to bully jury of course) https://t.co/LXOpAY34k6

@BitterlyAlice Hi. I'm so sad about what happened to u. As in tears. Ur a good person. If u think I can help at all, I'll be ready. Love, G.

RT @probablyGF: Ben Carson might want to read the Constitution, if he ever puts down the Sunday Comics.

Breaking Bad: the writing's well above average, and the execution's almost perfect.

Just ate canned smoked oysters! Like an eccentric billionaire who cans their food. It tasted like liver baked a week in the sun.

I'm about to get hammered watching Breaking Bad on Netflix.

I think the question should be if Rio had 3 feet, or 12 feet, would it still be a red? #mancity #manu @ArsenalFCView

Deleted all my games off this motherfucker. Never felt regret in such a pure form. #blackberryonsubway

Someone near the Lightbox bring me an Americano from Starbucks. Chop chop. Then leave here ASAP.

I always slag the speed of Toronto streetcars. The speed of the subway, on the other hand, is to die for.

If you want to wrest me away from watching a ping-pong match, you best have a knife in your hand.

.@RepRonPaul: The guy's good. Maybe > @BarackObama. Stronger on rights. A bit overboard with cuts, but rights more important. (@TheNewDeal)

My cyber squatting is paying dividends. $38 in a week. Planning how to spend my first million.

.@AF_Investigates MUST report on @MINISouthAfrica. Shocking what they consider "normal" wear & tear for Minis. The car's a deathtrap!

If you use normal coffee beans to brew an espresso, you have no shame.

Hear, hear, my friends! Hear, hear.

I was given 50 lashes as a baby. Eyelashes.

Cast revealed: Bunch of washed-up celebs on Celebrity Apprentice this year, including @realDonaldTrump.

So she finds out the guy cheated on her 20+ times and she's sad. Angry I can understand, but sad? WTF? Good riddance.

Got to Kinkos so I'd be there right when it opens at 6. It opens at 7.

...My favourite is reason 2. #GRRM should've at least touched on the inquisiton. Or one of these "backbones of wisdom": http://t.co/qaJqg6rz

Fat Albert would've made a fine politician. I would often watch & remark to friends "here comes the next Kennedy." Rudy ruined his career.

If it were any colder, my next waking moment would be in 2194.

Almost 30 pages into The Count of Monte Cristo, and still not at the part where he becomes a mathematician.