Lady Blackfish

99 yrs old, huh? I used to be 99, then JL made me change it =(

Actually I think Annelise is sporting him in her avatar now, he's an American B list TV actor type, the kind that makes for a good cult favorite.

What about "Errant mediaevalist", or is that too much like Errant Bard?

As a good Minnesotan I have to use this opportunity to get in a proper Iowa joke. Lets start with:

What do women in Iowa put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles.

(Cut me some slack, I'm rusty.)

Bwahah, I made you comment in the book forum. Are you people in chat?

Comment comment comment comment comment. Comment comment. Comment comment comment comment. Comment!

Dammit, you already have a comment.

Fine, man, fine. Just for you. I hope you're happy now.

For you darling

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/50946-behold-the-awesome

Happy birthday JL!

I approve of your Bruces, though I mourn somewhat that you do not find Bruce Campbell worthy. But I can accept our differences with tolerance and understanding.

I'm lying to protect you, JL. You'll understand some day.

I've just gotta ask which Bruce you're referring to.

Is that your real birthday? It's _so_ one day after mine! *hair flip* Way totally cool!

Just FYI -- I am now without java capabilities for at least a week, so if you by chance see D in chat ever, give her my hellos.

LB's cat is considering spring fashions and would like to inquire as to the average level of Limecat's hat hair.

Lucky you

No it's not off.

Shamelessly googled:

Did you hear that Ford is recalling all vehicles sold in Iowa? They have to change the dimmer switch back to the floor like it used to be due to all the Iowans losing control of their cars when their foot gets caught in the steering wheel.

So. How've you been.

Stalk. Stalk stalk stalk.

But is it asparagus or celery?

That's very kind of you to say, thanks and I'll respond to your post in the 5 B/W thread as soon as I have a minute. See you around.

They said you don't even look at anyone under 75. What was I supposed to do!

thinks, therefore she ams. She thinks.

What is this an inquisition? Fine, I took care of it, no more orca.

With my screenname is anyone really going to think I'm a guy??!