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  1. Slurktan

    Video Games: Gears of Borderlands

    Kind of. It's not really an Epic Games Store exclusive because you can buy it through the rockstar launcher for what seems to be the same deal as Epic but also you get two other games from Rockstar of your choice free other than GTAV.
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    LOTR prequel TV series 2.0

    Given the work WETA did on Justice League I'd say I hope not.
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    LOTR prequel TV series 2.0

    Quite frankly based on that picture alone I hope he's Annatar.
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    Most disappointing show cancellations

    Only one that comes to mind was I believe called Daybreak and starred Taye Diggs. It was a Groundhog Day style show but Diggs was a cop figuring out I believe his own murder. I honestly can't remember a lot of it other than when it was on, it was awesome.
  5. I'm not quite sure why you are hung up on that. A circle can beat any one person no matter how powerful.
  6. Good thing they aren't adapting LOTR then. Also I'm not sure how many changes are needed for WoT to be successful. It's a very, very popular series with only Potter, LOTR, and ASOIAF (after tv show just beats it) ahead in sales. This isn't Rothfuss or Abercrombie or somesuch.
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    Best Sitcom Episodes Ever

    Seinfeld - The Kenny Rogers Chicken episode is delightful on all fronts. Kramer acting like Jerry, Jerry acting like Kramer, "Co....STANza", "Are you an Assassin Elaine?" the simple way Kramer eats chicken while bouncing. Newman trying to eat Broccoli. The League - Rafi and Dirty Randy is legitimately the funniest thing created by humans ever.
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    Video Games: Keanu Re3ves Is Breathtaking

    So I finally beat Sekiro. My thoughts: I really loved it loved the story (although its essentially the same story as the Wolverine movie which is odd). I don't see myself playing it again though, as to me there is next to no replayability which is a change from my previous fromsoft adventures. I would say its because the weapon is static. Sure you could use the shinobi tools more but it essentially boils down to always deflect-deflect-slash-jump/makiri-slash deflect-deflect over and over. Once you figure out the combat is essentially like playing Rock Band or DDR it becomes really quite easy. Have been playing a lot of Three Kingdoms Total War. It's certainly a *lot* better than the previous few (read everything after med 2) entries but is that more because the setting is my Jam? Probably. I will get mostly bored with it though as because of how the scenario is laid out it essentially plays the same way everytime. Yuan Shaoo/Gongsun Zan runs the north, Cao Cao really never does much unless you gift him lands. the Dong faction takes the northwest, and the Suns take over the entire south making the late game a slog. They really need DLC scenario packs.. Also more unique looking generals would be fun particularly they should make Deng Ai and Jiang Wei unique to liven up the later years once everybody starts dying.
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    The Last Fox X-men Thread - no spoilers

    Or they could just have Peter Parker be a black kid. Or an Asian kid and literally nothing about his story would change at all. But yeah. As for this movie, I just got back from watching it. It wasn't terrible to me actually I always love MacAvoy and Fassbender in their roles regardless of how shit the movie. I quite liked that Professor X was kind of the villain. My real biggest problem with it is Sophie Turner. She is an awful actress unfortunately. I also wish there was another Xmen movie coming, not where they fight Mr Sinister or anything like that, but just where it is shown how they got and where the weird wasting disease comes from that turns a healthy pretty ripped Michael Fassbender into frail Ian McKellan in roughly 7-10 years.
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    NBA Offseason: From KD to AD

    If I were the Lakers instead of KEmba I'd go after Terrence Ross and like a Danny Green for the money they'd have to spend to get Kemba. LeBron plays Pg anyways.
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    NBA Finals 2019: Can the Raptors Claw Out a Win?

    Probably because it isn't the line dipshit.
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    Video Games: Devils Die Twice

    The Census afterwards showed a loss of roughly 71% of the population. 38 million dead.
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    NBA Playoffs 2019 - Kawhi So Serious?!

    Who is saying this?
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    NBA Playoffs 2019 - Kawhi So Serious?!

    You would vote for Harden over Giannis now? Because no one else was winning it. Is Kawhi better than Giannis? Of course, we knew that at the start of the season, 5 games in, 30 games in, 82 games in. he didn't play enough games because they wanted him rested for now.
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    NBA Playoffs 2019 - Kawhi So Serious?!

    So colour me a raptors fan but Philly is done. At most 5 games.