Ecchi-Oni

Agulla that parody is good enough and true to the material to nominate you for the Prophet of the Yeard title in the Lemming Church of Discord.

I still feel that the best parody is the actual QotD. Can't beat the Yeard at his game.

Like most of the world's problem this one is solved with alcohol intake, make sure you get drunk, i recommend vodka and beer, then everything will become clear.

I would pay to look at those through a scope of an SVD. :D