rocksniffer

since there's no leftover thread here's the ones i should have used...or not 

for round 2 bloodraven...although i was too late...

Really clever, long-lived 'Raven growled, "... I'm famished!" 

for round 3 quaithe...

Yes princess, being queen's no easy quest.

Rond 4 melisandre, i really wanted to use JFQ...

Jesuitic firebug quibbles.

Jesuitic fiery quotationist.

Jumped-up fanatical quack.

Justa fucking quack.

Hey everyone...we phlebotomize unfaithful!

Round 5 jojen...

Monitors wolfling's visions, lest Summer forever.

Also an assortment of variations on green

Round 6 qyburn...

Ghoulishly throrough creating Paladin.

Disciplined heretofore, experimenting physician unchained.

my personal favorite... 

Vargo's fastidious fucking requires knowledge... queried vagina.

Round 7 the others...

Children's forest became threatened...refuge devastated. (honestly more tv show than published texts)

Inferi jeopardize yanks.

Cold fuckers brazenly terrorizing ramparts defenders.

...i showed y'all mine now you show me yours

On 12/14/2022 at 8:16 PM, Dolorous Gabe said:

Howland, thank you so much for resuscitating the game with such aplomb /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_cheers.gif

Castellan, a well deserved victory. You delivered the most consistently excellent entries /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_cheers.gif

Given how rusty we were I think the standard was high, so thanks and well done to all you wonderful acrophobes

... well said 

On 12/14/2022 at 6:55 PM, Howlin' Howland said:

Ser wins the final round to finish in second.  A free shadow ruins his bid for a perfect 1 point game.  Rocksniffer continues his trend of scoring well when he doesn't vote.  And Castellan secures the win for this game.

Final Standings:

Castellan 71+8=79

Ser Not Appearing 54+17=71

Dolorous Gabe 54+11=65

Jez Bell 54+8=62

Fragile Bird 48+3=51

rocksniffer 32+15=47

RhaenysBee 31+4=35

Eternally_His 11

a free shadow 1+1=2

 

Thank you to all who played and I hope you enjoyed the game.  /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_cheers.gif Congrats to the winner, Castellan /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_cheers.gif

i for one enjoyed letting my one active brain cell get a workout...thanks Howlin for drawing me out of my dungeon to debauch out in public 

...and i see that i jinxed myself...my late vote allowed ser n/a to slide past me...

ah well it was simplicity at its finest

My dear Castellan, you always have an interesting or humorous take on any theme...cheers on the win!  

Now it is time to reveal the ones i left on the floor next to the empty vodka bottles...see y'all in the dark shadows

On 12/13/2022 at 2:49 PM, Buckwheat said:

What is this, every price you post is more expensive?  

I still think we need some traditional decorations too, though. https://i.imgur.com/VMSmesF.jpg

And we need more participants in this game. Draw, people! /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif/cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif/cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif/cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif/cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif/cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif/cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif/cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif /cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif/cdn-cgi/mirage/f9c7df8a3ef354635f7cd1b00e07f45c519c2352444d3f6e206712521a580613/1280/https://asoiaf.westeros.org/uploads/emoticons/default_communist.gif

no luck doing this on the phone so tomorrow i shall use the laptop to post something totally inappropriate, oh queen of my blossoming bogland heart...

thanks fellow phobes for being patient...drunks have issues with memory and typing skills

...and to my darling @Fragile Bird i can not dm you...although it is my fervent wish to do so  

perhaps you could dm me...  

this is what happens when you fall off the wagon

vote...

7

1

4

Forgot to vote...

1

2

5

On 11/22/2022 at 10:28 AM, Fragile Bird said:

1. 5 

2. 7

3. 4

As I said, I had a hard time choosing, but I did laugh at my first pick.

...laughing at our picks is what makes this game great...that and it is generally easy for me to come in dead last... 

...let the debauching commence 

even if i understood the point, the point of understanding the point is pointless if the point of the point is getting the point...

So sayeth the sniffer 

so if i don't vote i win...

...who knew

On 11/4/2022 at 5:36 PM, Howlin' Howland said:

Round 4 Results

< snip >

Ser got the most votes but Gabe got the most first place votes, strong round by both.  Castellan still has a commanding lead with just three rounds to go. P

...and beware the sniffer... he's on a roll straight back into the dungeon of debauchery...

...thank the gods

On 11/4/2022 at 1:21 PM, a free shadow said:

"VFFRK", Qyburn vented.

  Hide contents

Vivified forsaken flesh, raising knight questing _for vengence.

 

vote...

3

5

7

3

7

4

On 10/11/2022 at 11:46 AM, The BlackBear said:

Man am I tired of living in interesting times. I'm doing alright, doing all the healthy things, but it's more or less a day to day vibe rn 

I might pirate it, not going to pay for yet another streaming service. I just can't get over how bad everyone seems to look with those wigs.

RoP is not great, but I'll probably stick with it, if only stubbornness sake.

greetings Brother Bear...i am damn glad to see you...

I agree the excessive hair is stupid, but i like the dragons all being distinct individuals...and since the nieces pay for the hbo for me...in an effort to keep me out of the pub...i have been enjoying it.

as for the rings, i think it will improve over the next season now that most of the exposition is done...but i will stick with it as well even if it doesn't 

<sniff...sniff>

1...7

2...3

3...1

...sniff...sniff that's right...i am alive

On 9/20/2022 at 10:44 PM, Lany Freelove Cassandra said:

Hey all!  Just thought I'd do a drive-by of the old neighborhood.

Texas was brutal this summer and I've spent very little time outdoors, which makes me sad.  My back yard has turned into a jungle in desperate need of help.

Work is beyond boring, with little to do, but should pick up in a couple of months. In fact, it might go from 0-60 overnight.

Still have issues finding a good doctor. *sigh*

Alex moved down here with me in March, and he's been nothing but a bum ever since. I've had to be mean mom and tell him he has to get a job or move in with his father (not an option either of them want)

The only thing I really like about Texas is spending time with my family.  The grandkids usually come over twice a month, and seeing my daughter nearly every week. Only see the older son every couple of months because he's a long haul trucker, but I love when he's here.

hey my dearest Lany...you ain't the only one with a little one who grew up talked shit about being an adult and then came running home when life got real...Princess showed up at the end of may to eat my food, use my utilities, and beg for gas money to go out and party...luckily i got She who must be Obeyed to ride that ass til she complied...she now has a job coaching soccer and of course she has to deliver for SwmbO on the crappy routes no one else wants to do...

...who knew making her bed would turn out to be the struggle to end all struggles...

...to the rest of my spamily i am happy to read about your lively happenings since i fell off the wagon...right before it ran me over...

special shout out to FOMN congrats my friend, we knew you could do it and yes...now it is time to put that education to work

On 10/3/2022 at 1:16 PM, dbunting said:

Man I am just doing every pick wrong this year and forgot about the 10am kickoff. I think maybe I will actually start using the coin flip meathod for half the games and see if that works better

drams...darts...dice...

the sniffer's winning method...take 2 shots...throw 2 darts...roll 2 8-sided dice...repeat 8 times (even if there less than 16 games)

...i am for it...i need me some Lany cookies

<smiles and pours a dram...and raises the glass to worthy opponents>

hey Tywin...i signed up

...i got a new technique...a 16 sided die for confidence points

...time to roll

...i draft by getting stoned, donning a blindfold and throwing darts...i can do that anytime

...if i remember correctly ye old sniffer and his dawgs are B and the snake draft

On 8/8/2022 at 3:44 PM, Fragile Bird said:

Once again I forgot to do it and screwed up my streak.

”Sighs”

...blame pod...

... that's right...i am still alive

i reckon i might as well see if my last brain cell can help me pull out a repeat of my stellar manager skills on display last season.

all done...time to blaze those bowls and shoot those shots

...and my the best rolled joint win