Lion of Judah

I kick Daenerys haters in the crotch.

A scholar, an athlete, and a model walk into a restaurant. The waiter asks them, seat for one? How is this possible?

A man rides into town on Friday. Stays 3 days and rides out of town on Friday. How did he do that?

Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I DO NOT DO THAT THING.

There can be no true despair without hope.

I like to laugh.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

It is simple math; you will be dead longer than you're alive, so live everyday with meaning.

Oh boy, finals week! Wish me luck.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.

Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings.

Thanksgiving man. Not a good day to be in my pants.

It's okay to be wrong, being in denial about being wrong however is hazardous.

Ser Duncan the Tall is my hero!

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need advice.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Just bombed my statics test...AHHH

I used to cry because I had no shoes. Then one day I met a man with no feet.

Intelligence is not offensive.

About to watch President Obama speak on campus at 9am

Remember, you're not obligated to be a jerk.

Watching the World Series.

Live in peace, not in pieces.

See no evil, do no evil, speak no evil.