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Lion of Judah

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  1. A man rides into town on Friday. Stays 3 days and rides out of town on Friday. How did he do that?

    1. daeneryslover

      daeneryslover

      Friday is referring to the name of his method of transportation and not a day like the riddle implies...good riddle, did you create it?

    2. Lion of Judah
    3. daeneryslover

      daeneryslover

      Yeah I happened to Google it earlier today and it is pretty well known. I really like riddles and this one stumped me for a good two minutes. Have any more good ones bro?

  2. I kick Daenerys haters in the crotch.

    1. Lady Nastja

      Lady Nastja

      Ah, it's good to know that we Dany fans have a lion to defend us :D

    2. The Great Walrus

      The Great Walrus

      Even me? I thought we were on good terms...

  3. Remember, you're not obligated to be a jerk.

  4. The artist formally known as Black Lord.

  5. See no evil, do no evil, speak no evil.

  6. A scholar, an athlete, and a model walk into a restaurant. The waiter asks them, seat for one? How is this possible?

  7. Live in peace, not in pieces.

  8. Watching the World Series.

  9. About to watch President Obama speak on campus at 9am

  10. Intelligence is not offensive.

  11. I used to cry because I had no shoes. Then one day I met a man with no feet.

  12. Just bombed my statics test...AHHH

  13. Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

  14. A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need advice.

  15. Ser Duncan the Tall is my hero!

  16. It's okay to be wrong, being in denial about being wrong however is hazardous.

  17. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

  18. Thanksgiving man. Not a good day to be in my pants.

  19. Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings.

  20. Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.

  21. Oh boy, finals week! Wish me luck.

  22. It is simple math; you will be dead longer than you're alive, so live everyday with meaning.

  23. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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