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Yeah totally turned off the electorate. That's why the dude came *this* close to winning the election in 2017. But Corbyn put the shits up the vested interests. And that's when the knives really came out. And one thing having all those members does is give you a huge advantage in terms of being able to get boots on the ground during election season. The value of this alone should not be underestimated.

That Corbyn was one of the worst politicians we've ever seen seems to be the commonly hled view here. Therefore, it is no surprise that the transformative levels of membership gains he made are so easily dismissed.

I fucking love this. Jeremy Corbyn was so shit, so fucking useless, he raised Labour Party membership to almost three times its normal levels. Also, the fact that all those members have been completely lost since Starmer took over is nothing to be critical of.

Dinnae make me come up there ya bawheid!

I'll take that, tbh.

This is unquestionably his finest work to date. Zippidy doo.

Don't think I've ever heard anyone complain that Austin Butler is just too good looking to be a bomber pilot. Yet, it seems that every half a dozen posts here, someone feels the need to say that the actor playing Auggie is so hot she would never be a scientist. What a load of sexist, incel-lite horseshit

Interesting project. Shouldn't be too difficult to turn it into a cabinet with sliding glass doors. Chuck a few LEDs in there and I bet it would look totally spiffing. Me 'n Chops were watching Under the Hammer the other day, and a dude turned up with a boxful of James Bond Corgi cars that we had almost 50 years ago. We lost all that stuff during our brief stint in care. Would love to have some of my old toys.

What is it?

They're all from Doctor Who, except Poe Dameron (the only action figure I own) and my lucky pirate bookending the front row. Chops is honestly the kindest, most gentle person you could ever hope to meet. He's done more for me than he'll ever know, so putting this together for him was nothing. I love making things, and this was great fun. Locked myself in my room for a couple of hours this afternoon. Told him I was cleaning jewellery under orders from the Mothership and I had to keep Maggie out in case she ate a diamond.

Just about to knock on Chops' bedroom door and gift him with this, my latest invention: The Pantheon (prototype v1.0) Dude has got millions of action figures, with dozens of his favourites currently arrayed across a chest of drawers in his room. He's given up trying to keep them upright. They are currently in a dusty, untidy heap, except for the ones I snaffled for my nefarious experiment. I can guarantee there ain't nobody falling over in Clarkey's Pantheon. He has no clue about this. Never ever mentioned it to him. I had the idea ages ago but I've been so busy I didn't have a chance to sit down and knock it together. Can't wait to see his reaction. Now I've got proof of concept, I'm going to knock up something a bit grander to occupy the top of his chest of drawers. I'm thinking a bespoke, six-tiered amphitheatre, set around a fighting pit. It's his birthday in about six weeks. There will be no patent for The Pantheon. The world can have this one for free. Imma probably knock them out on Etsy to make a bit of pocket money. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.

Surely that's a joke.

I am sure Starmer doesn't give a toss that Labour party membership under his leadership has dropped from 550,000 when he lied his way into the job, to just over 200,000 today. 23,000 of those have gone within the past two months. I reckon he's making up for the lost membership fees with all the snouts he's inviting to the trough.

Of course, even worse than that is defining a problem, finding and presenting a solution, then your boss goes and takes all the fucking credit.

Tell you one thing. There'll be no C-suite salaries three-hundred-times that of Lazyscrog's lowest paid workers. My business model is built around treating people so well they would never want to work anywhere else. Of course, that may be spectacularly naïve of me, but as long as I'm in control, we will not be one of these POS corporations.

Hands down the most disturbing movie I've ever seen. But the most disturbing individual scene of any movie is THAT scene in Bone Tomahawk..

Came here to whine about this. Thanks, Ran.

Surprised it took them so long. Todd Boehly will reportedly be ousted as Chelsea chairman by his fellow owners at the first opportunity after widespread criticism of the American.

Fuck him. The stupid cunt*. And lol at Eddie Howe. I don't think his arms are long enough for this twat. *And yes, I am completely aware that gambling is an addiction. But to do this, whilst being investigated over his betting in Italy. Some people don't deserve help.

Please can someone explain to me why The Right seem to get the best people. The very best.

This is the manager who once brought Jack Grealish onto the pitch in the 97th minute with England trailing.

NVM (can't be arsed with this today)

Holy shit.

Yeah, I thought that was going to be a story about Gareth's Southgate's weird as fuck recent fixation on Benjamin White. Actually, not so weird when you look at his current defensive options and realise the twat is perhaps looking for a scapegoat. Look, Gareth, everybody knows that this is bad management on your part. You allowed your assistant manager to mock White in front of the rest of the squad, just because he isn't totally obsessed with his fucking job like Kyle Walker. So Ben White then said, you know what, I don't need this shit, and went home. That's what happened. Literally Everybody in Football knows that's what happened, so stop making yourself look like a tit over this Steve Holland character, who, frankly, sounds like he could have an argument in an empty room. And this, Gareth, is why you're going into the Euros with the likes of Slabhead and Lewis fucking Dunk, all because you've allowed your mate to alienate one of the best, most versatile defenders in the country. Twat.