Spockydog

Awwwwww........ https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/B9262iY7Zg

The 70s adaptation of Salem's Lot with David Soul fucked up my dreams for a decade. The scene where Danny is scratching on his little brother's window, particularly.

Meanwhile....

On almost every available metric, Arsenal are the best team in the land. Pretty sure we are going to lose at Tottenham though.

Ah, that was a cracking game of football. Such a shame the league up there is shit.

Has it been renewed?

There is one team in the land who are almost impossible to score against and look like they are going to win every game. And it ain't Liverpool or City. And.... "60 million down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again." Is now looking like the second best signing of the season. COYG.

Nice. Do you get special plod rates? Also, how many years no claims do you have?

This is fucking ridiculous. My insurance was about £350 four years ago. My latest renewal quotes are at least three times that.

Sabine is awesome. This is very brave.

Who the fuck thinks this will be good for anyone but the Petrocunts? The people running football are cretins.

Those scenes with the sad, dying, Paul McCartney-eyed dude sucked the life out of things. Dude was so fucking wet and love sick and pathetic. Ugh.

On the other hand, what about the experiments they're not writing articles about? And please explain why these so-called "experiments" can only be performed during a total solar eclipse and not a partial solar eclipse. What the hell kind of science is this? And if they've got nothing to hide then why aren't they doing whatever they're doing in the clear light of day? I mean, think about it sheeple. Just what are they hiding? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Of course not.

*piss-take Klaxon* I mean, I have no idea who this guy is. Never hard of him before today. But he asks a serious question.

I don't miss the massive walls of head-hopping text. Read this as a kid, before I learned how to write. I can't even pick it up now. Horrible reading experience. Would it even get published in that form these days?

It's gonna be expulsion.

Pretty sure all three are going to drop at least one point. I'm just happy because a) we're up there, and b) ain't nobody laughing at The Arsenal anymore.

The Right. What a bunch of intellectual titans and visionaries. I am so jealous of the quality of these people. Seriously though, who the fuck thinks Truss is anything more than a punctured whoopee cushion.

Wut?

Perhaps they need to take a leaf out of Arteta's book, which should become the blueprint of how to awake a sleeping giant. Also, if Arteta wins the league with this team, after everything he went through (Ozil, Auba, etc), it will rank as a greater achievement than anything Guardiola will ever do.