Joanna vander Poele

[quote name='Kaede' post='1452176' date='Jul 23 2008, 05.23']There are more of us than I would've expected. Someday we'll take over and turn ASoIaF into a proper fandom. Then Theon will have Mary Sues, leather pants, and a harem of "Saltwives" on the astral plane. ^_^[/quote] Alas that's the sort of thing that needs fanfic to fester, and ASOIAF is not that kind of fandom, sadly enough. God knows the horrors I would unleash upon the world if it was... [quote name='grinachu' post='1453745' date='Jul 23 2008, 19.38']I thought this business of Theon wanting to be Eddard's son is kind of a weird point to bring in this far into the series and despite your convincing attempts, Kaege I'm not fully persuaded that it works on a human level.[/quote] Yeah, how can Theon want to be Ned's son when he's already his sweet daughter? :drunk:

[quote name='Night Watchman' post='1448744' date='Jul 21 2008, 05.00']Theon was once innocent and naive.[/quote] Yeah. And pretty :smash: I suppose we ought to be grateful Ramsey didn't test him out or anything when he first came to the Dreadfort. I mean, that we know of :devil: No seriously, I love Theon. Poor boy. :(

Theon, my poor baby! I feel a bit like I'm reading the fantasy equivalent of a Lifetime movie, I have to admit... [url="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.html/ref=amb_link_70104465_1?ie=UTF8&docId=1000194603&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=special-offers-3&pf_rd_r=01JZFXDJP8Y08EF5BX2E&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=201833191&pf_rd_i=0002247399"]Here's[/url] the sample, if people want to know.