The Idiots Lantern

Move your dead bones, bones, bones!

There's a darker shade of courage in the strength I've found and it's letting loose the savage side of me...

you're no rock-n-roll fun.

If there's a feeling more soothing then a soft cat accross your feet, I don't know what it would be...

I made a list of all your faults, mistakes, and personality defects. Would you like to hear them chronologically or in alphabetical order?

Hey, we'll always have Fresno.... Wait...

I shall grind his bones into dust, and then grind that dust into smaller dust!

I love a good sea shanty, don't you? Yo Ho!

I take to the skies with my only friend.

and I dream of the sky, broken clouds drifting by, and I dream of the sky, my utopian lie...

It's a crator around a crator around a crator around a calldera around a lava lake! IT'S VOLCANOCEPTION!

If I had my way, I'd burn this whole building down....

This must be what going mad feels like.

"The Monk," the most balls-to-the-wall insane supernatural horror novel ever to be written in the 1790s.

Disney's new "Malificent" movie looks more like the Last Unicorn then anything else. Dragons are NOT unicorns...

PFT's Matt Damon/Gelatinous Cubes bit is probably my favorite "hollywood showbiz" story.

So I says to the guy, "fergodssake, put on your pants and leave me alone."

Was that guy in a cow suit?

I stumbled on this song the other day and it reminded me of the Starks. Here. I genuinely hope you enjoy.

There is a time and place to love Pacific Rim. The time is Always. The place is Everywhere. And that theme KICKS ASS TOO!

You know what sucks? Writer's block. You know what sucks more? Writer's block when you have an important board to present on tuesday. Kill me now.

I regret downloading that Dominos Pizza ap. Now the temptation never stops. I KNOW the pizza's not very good. That's part of the charm!

Why have you deserted the dragons for the lions, Good Queen?

Paw de Duex!

The letters flew across the wires filtered through a million liars...