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  1. "Don't use these kinda words in these kinda ways, especially on these special days. Find a way to say your say any way but the way we say you can't say what it is you'd like to say, ok? And hey, no argues! Argues are bad, and make people feel worse. Worse than worse, they do the worst on those who want to be the worst! Argues gives verbal cover to BAD BADS who want to take all the nice words that make happies and replace them with bad words that make SADDIES. Don't be a Baddie, don't make SADDIES. Be Best and only connect characters that initiate feelings of euphoria and passivity, and especially most especially, don't rock the boat." Where have I seen such juvenile thought controlling techniques...? Damn, this is so hard! I'll get back to this line of thought when I return from evening Mass.
  2. George Carlin erased any credibility of "soft language" initiatives a decade-and-a-half ago. If the word "brat" gives you hundreds upon hundreds of words' worth of anxiety then you live with great privilege. What moral, physical, and editorial certainty you must enjoy at all times.
  3. The part where the political/legal/media masters allowed the rules to become "we have to prove he knows he's not actually entitled to whatever he wants to have whenever he wants it" is probably my favorite episode of America: or; How I Learned to Stop Trying to Care and Admire the Hutzpah I mean I'd commit a lot more crimes if I could throw tantrums at the judge, declare that I believe I really CAN run over sixteen "people" on my way to work without issue because I always drive through the hallways of the middle school and I have never offered any evidence that I believe otherwise.
  4. At some point the fact that the relevant majority (relevant!) will elect mental invalids, rapists, and aspiring Nazis to lead them isn't a joke anymore. I mean, right? Now that the cartoon exhibition is over and we all know now how deep the conspiracy of January 6th went and the hourglass of wilful delusion you people call hope draws short; are we allowed to confront the fact that the criminals got away with it, will do it again, and the (relevant) majority of Americans can't be bothered to care? I mean Nancy Pelosi is such a BADASS! She was gonna sock that bully president a good one wasn't she! Thank GOD I know that now, and they saved it for the finale too, as she through inaction condones the use of political violence and blatant disregard for democratic processes that will now become De jour. How's that awareness raising going of the crimes that were committed in broad daylight, on TV, at the expressed (multiple) public (times) urging of the sitting president? Is the party that has wholly committed to his illegal activities going to be punished, you think?
  5. Whatever moves that merch! You seem cynicized. It's going around. I'm an aggravating condition, I'm afraid. But c'mon, it was a good run. We did pretty good, America and Canada both, at making progress. There were good years! Oprah! Ellen! The Double Stuffed Oreo! What a wonderful and indolent culture we were. No need to be sad
  6. You try coaching with Kirk 'Crisis' Cousins under center Meanwhile fuck the fucking Jags you suck
  7. This thread is Isildur's Bane (I'll rough myself up a bit and throw myself out, thanks)
  8. Much as I am not a fan of the man I find it hard to really hate him as it seems a good liberal should. I mean, if you let me kinda claim an entire chunk of space and buy the most popular information transfer system in the country, both to my own purposes, I would absolutely do that. I mean if you're just gonna let me! And if my credit card could handle the transaction without disintegrating into smoke. We're not looting! We're enriching in retreat!
  9. For real though what do you think he got? A bunch of mansions along the black sea that need their uppermost windows repaired?
  10. So I think that Mr. Eclectic Electric Car Man was paid in girls to turn off the Ukrainian access. My coworker thinks he was paid in gold. What do you guys think? Girls or gold? Or indeed girls gilded in gold?
  11. If you're in distress I'd prescribe two heaping spoonfuls of whatever the fuck Ingorantadol that kid was on. The passion The belief Beautiful. I love people. They're definitely my favorite kind of people. .
  12. Isnt the problem that you have to render each strand of hair and all of its physics, including the physics of its physics with the physics of other hairs?
  13. You're like a fucking hero and shit man. And I gotta say I've heard similar sentiment, and played on it, at work. People like being the good guy. People like treating Russia as an enemy (WHICH IT IS). I shut motherfuckers down with their "I did that!" shit at work over the summer. Throwing the patriotism/freedom card back in their smug coup-deferring faces was so fucking satisfying that I imagine that's what men walk around feeling like 24/7.
  14. I agree with this. I don't think US should intervene over Belarus except more aid. Nukes is a world security issue. Stances must be maintained for like the literal survival of the planet. There is no wiggle room there. Belarus isn't that.
  15. Yo I'm not trying to come down hard on someone whose heart seems to be kindly inclined, but what is this quibbling but an opportunity to record your superior moral hair-splitting capabilities? I try to use frank speech when discussing events measured per tragedy, even when I'm being sarcastic. I'm frankly sarcastic. And I don't really have the emotional patience to take moral stances I don't have to live up to when discussing the survivability of others who have been wronged.
  16. Yeah it's bizarre. None of the touchdowns have been showing up the last few weeks. (The quality is blurry for real tho)
  17. I mean I was being sarcastic by saying Ukraine plundering Belarus would be virtuous... But I absolutely believe courage to defend oneself and others who are attacked is a virtue. I mean that's on-its-face obvious.
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