Secretary of Eumenes

Huzzah!

Someone who didn't know Jace very well has been shocked at my gleeful yaaying at Coltish misfortune. My Phillip Seymour Hoffman-esque chants of "LOSER!" at the terrible offense have been a particular delight. Football is family!

Matt Ryan's career ended in quarter 1 of week 1 2022. He took off on a 3rd and 1. Got it but the cornerback got a really nice hit right to his throwing shoulder (perfectly clean hit). Matty's next pass came out like I'd thrown it. Zero velocity. He's gonna get more sore as today wears on and by tomorrow they'll be talking about how the plan was always for Matty to take days off from throwing during the week.

I haven't even looked at my roster. One year deals, all of em

QBs: Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen (Dak Prescott, Mac Jones, Trevor Lawrence) WRs: Terry McLaurin, Allen Robinson, Rashod Bateman, Jerry Jeudy (DeAndre Hopkins, DK Metcalf, Alec Pierce, Parris Campbell) RBs: Rahmondre Stevenson, Nyheim Hines, Tony Pollard (Kenyon Drake) TEs: TJ Hockenson, Dalton Schultz (Mo-Alie Cox) K: Evan McPhearson Def: New Orleans, Philly, Pittsburgh

I'd almost find that reassuring. I wasn't sure they'd seen a TV program after last year, let alone a fantasy expedition.

This ill conceived invasion has gotta be the most expensive military hardware demo in history right? Vlad, just go home brah You don't want this in your life

What I take from Mr. Ripponet's Chomsky-ing is that Ukraine must become a nuclear armed state so that its territorial sovereignty is not considered a small cost to pay for future peaces by the rest of the world. In fact every state of every size must recognize this necessity, for the sake of their own existence in the face of naked aggressions future and present. Congratulations, your angst over nuclear war has left you arguing for outcomes that make nuclear proliferation a prerequisite of state security.

I can't say who gave it to me, but I have come into possession of footage of Matt Stafford being treated by the training staff after the game. Be aware. It is... Disturbing...

I'm glad he got that SB. He deserves it. But this is as far as he goes, I think. He will never be what he was

I got caught up at work. Had to choose between making dinner and drafting from phone. Sorry, I know autodraft sucks I accept whatever judgement the council deems appropriate.

I think the Rams are playing like puke

Put a bolt behind Stafford's ear. He's done.

Ukraine had all Spring and all Summer to train and incorporate their reserves. The condition of the Russian infantryman is no doubt pitiable. Poorly equipped, undermanned, and facing an offensive that was probably conceived in the Pentagon. I suspect that all those HIMARS clips we saw over the summer were practice for this offensive. This looks like Uranus in reverse.

Soft and decadent are exactly the words I'd use to describe America, which is all the 'West' that matters. They're putting up a dome in Chicago!

Dawg everything I do is WINNING Eta: (it's not true)

Step 1) Keanu Step 2) Victory Step 3) Rub DMC's face in Hardball Keanu victory

This news fills me with optimism! There is precedent regarding the transmission of nuclear secrets to foreign powers. A short drop and a sudden stop.

Snivelry

Fuck that. Football is played outside

Press releases and hype campaign for frame rate glitch fixes... What is become of us???

Classic liberal brain calculus, regarding 'Garland won't bring charges 'till after midterms... appropriate decision for political purposes' (paraphrased) Incorrect. Charge him, try him, and then execute him for gross criminality pertaining to the lawful administration of the state before close of business tomorrow. "Gross Criminality Pertaining to the Lawful Administration of the State" isn't a crime? Make it law on Wednesday, after he is executed on Tuesday. The important part is to do it BEFORE YOU LOSE THE LEVERS OF GODDAMN POWER Worried that 'overreaching' will hurt you politically? YOU'RE ALREADY DYING POLITICALLY ATTACK!

Yes! YES!!! THEY want to STEAL your JUSTICE! YOU NEED TO FIGHT LIKE HELL TO SAVE YOUR JUSTICE you need to MAKE JUSTICE. CAPITULATION IS NOT NOBLE, IT IS COWARDICE Stop watching Batman and the Avengers. Become. You have REAL enemies. They have REAL power and really powerful allies. Better to know. BETTER TO FIGHT LIKE HELL AND STOP THE STEAL

I'll keep Henry