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Jace, Basilissa

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  • Birthday 10/22/1985

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  1. Jace, Basilissa

    US Politics: Money, Money, Money Makes the World Go Round

    I also like to wave at those as they are thrown out into the cold.
  2. What PLANET are you FROM??? Can YOU understand what WE are SAYING? Raise your tenticals if you can understand our form of communication.
  3. Blind bats bat balls beyond basic British bugle bombarding baron bellies. All I'm saying.
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    Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker, a new thread arises

  5. Now we're caught between a Bernie and a Bloomberg nomination against Trump, who is unifying Republicans around his exoneration. I'm sure glad those villains Harris and Booker got sent away so fast and that impeachment thing worked out. It'll all be aces from here.
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    Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker, a new thread arises

    You already put more thought into it than JJ and Terrio. What part of that don't you people understand? They diDN'T CARE!!!! None of this was planned or thought out! I'm not talking about the Grand Narrative level of a trilogy. I'm talking about scene to scene. There were people crewing the ships because shots of the bridge and uniformed crew were in Return of the Jedi. Not because Terrio and Abrams had any concept of Sith Troopers besides some fucking buzzwords they got from Wookipedia. THEY WROTE THE SCRIPT ON SET!!!! YOU STUPID RUBES! IF THIS SOLVES ANY PLOTHOLES TO YOU YOU HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF A GODDAMN ASPARAGUS Adam Driver recorded his "You're a Palpatine." Line in a closet on his way to doing Johnny Carson two months before the fucking movie came out! I'm just kidding about all that stuff up above by the way. They didn't look at Wookipedia.
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    Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker, a new thread arises

    Chris Terrio didn't write that bit of lore. Some guy who thought he had the dream job of maintaining the new Star Wars cannon came up with that shit rational two hours before posting it. The movie clearly states that the First Order will have to accelerate their child recruitment and that is the last mention of crewing the TEN THOUSANDFOLD more ships. Don't pay attention to the fact that that line was uttered after our 18 hour ticking clock started or that the First Order Death Star Star Destroyers couldn't leave Exegal except for when they could to randomly blow up planets.
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    Videogames : Cyberpunk Samurai edition.

    I did a number of campaigns as the Epirots, Macedonians, and Bactrians just the last few weeks. If Rome 2 had all of Attila's features it'd be just about perfect.
  9. Observable trends impart data which informs future events.
  10. Jace, Basilissa

    NFL: Super Bowl, offseason and quarterback musical chairs

    Only to the weak.
  11. Jace, Basilissa

    Star Trek Thread: Set Picard to Stun (spoilers)

    I'll shall meet you at six paces. Be it with sword, pistol, or if you please sir even tomahawk!
  12. I thought "trim" meant pussy. I'm not that old. The fuck? Has the vernacular of the day passed me by? Do I drift through a fog of incomprehension, blind to the dimness of today's discourse? What witless witticisms have I witnessed without wishing woe upon the wasteful whisperers whose waxings I regard, well, wanting?
  13. I wasn't expecting three posts in a row of intelligent commentary. I'm doing my part to retore balance.