Jace, Basilissa

My glee is exceeded only by my desire for great and terrible vengeance. Witness me.

I thought your daddy was like an Art of the Deal guy? Dak can ask for $40 mil a year because he'd get it if he hit the open market and the Cowboys have him, Zeke, and Amari Cooper to pay. The Cowboys have really put themselves in a bad place here because they can maintain Zeke's rights through the end of next season with his fifth-year option, but Cooper and Dak are free agents and the Cowboys only have one franchise tag. So there's nothing at all nuts about Dak demanding that money as an opening point before he settles in at over $32 million a year. Now, the Cowboys obviously shouldn't pay that amount to Dak but they probably will because he's so averagely good that he made Scott Linehan's shitty offense almost seem viable. I too am displeased by the QB market for mediocre-to-average players compared to what the rest of the players are getting but there's nothing unusual in Dak's position.

I'm ok with everything across every league.

Ahh, the dreaded 'small little bone' contusion... tough break(?)

Fuckwit?

This is why we don't fuck with crazy.

We have officially reached peak(?) civilizational decline.

I'd make the best revolutionary. I'd be all "Long live the Republic! Long live the Revolution! Long live the worker!" And then at my signal a hundred guillotines would fall at once. After this display the next batch of citizens and prisoners would be admitted to witness my speech.

Or he's a jackass.

Millennial white men specifically.

The Woke Side is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...

Thanks for the assist. It was a conscious choice to spell it that way against the autocorrect's tyrannical dictates. You should play fantasy football with us.

Everyone I knew growing up would say "glossed over" like glassed over. Always thought it was a regional thing.

Glassed. I thought you was from the midwest.

Huh, I must have glassed right over that bit and focused on the 'become the best version of himself' part. Sorry.