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Yeah! Purple-to-blue in just one or two more cycles! That's how that works, right? I only ask because 2023 is almost here so the 2024 Election Hype Machine is being cranked up as we speak. I wanna have my repetitive wishful thinking/disappointment deflector cards ready to play.

Look at that photo of him and that Surprised Masturbator special edition sexdoll standing near all those arab dudes upthread. What are all those Arab dudes doing? Filming their live event on smartphone like they just goobered out of 2013. You think state-sponsored terror was effective, wait until you get state-sponsored influencers [you already do, but now they can be turned inward -constructive influencers for home use, reinforcing state approved values and ideas as opposed to offensive attempts against American systems] That's power Ask Ghinah Ooooh! Whas dat!?!

Not in 'Murika Not in Turkey and Arabia, apparently. A business doesn't NEED liberal customers to thrive. It just needs customers. Ruh-roh: the entire Corporate Good model was just just following market trends! If I was Mr. Musk's personal attendant (I see myself as a sort of Theodora kinda character, but she was a workin' girl first too) I would advise the following pitch: "So look at how easy the american/european public, and a lot of high-profile individuals therein, were to manipulate with our algorithms. And that's in countries with a legacy of public education and freedoms of information. By influencing what they see, from whom, when, and most importantly; how many times and in what sequence we can reliably predict things like charitable giving, media engagement, investment rushes, food consumption habits and travel patterns. All in countries where men like me have to spend a lot of time and effort pretending we're not doing what we're doing. But you, Mr. President, and you Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques, well you're men of more direct measures. Xi doesn't need twitter. He has TikTok. But as I morph fully and openly into Bond Megavillain rather than simple 1st act villain I need allies. That's where my girlfriend Nastia comes in- my baby has a lot of ideas about Jews. She's also literally my baby. I mean she's all grown up now, I mean I'm not some sick fuck going around fucking his baby girl, y'know... as a baby girl... it's just that she'll always be my baby girl no matter how grown she gets. Yeah, y'know what I'm saying Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques, I bet you gotta bunch of little daughters running around. Gosh it passes quick, can't believe it's been eighteen years, nine months, and three days since I dragged her passed-out socialite momma into my limo like a funnel spider retreating with a prize. That was an amazing six seconds. And now, eighteen years, nine months, and three days later I get to spend as many six seconds' with my baby girl as I want. NASTIA, WHERE ARE YOU THE PRESIDENT AND THE CUSTODIAN OF THE TWO HOLY MOSQUES WANTS TO MEET YOU! NASTIA!!!!! THE MEATLOAF! I mean yeah, I fuck her. Look, you want to buy some Twitter or you just after the weed?"

Wtf is an Amateur Wife? She doesn't have a corporate sponsor for the Hawaii Housewife Invitationals? I'm afraid to google PMV outta Ohio

Indiana- Furries? No shit... i woulda thought it'd be TILFs [Tractor I'd... you know the rest]

Y'know if you try to imagine this as some kind of social-engineering mission (sounds like Elon to me) allow me to project Twitter became America. The 10s were defined by Twitter and its dances/reflections of the video-based platforms like Youtube and TikTok, at least here in America. Twitter was also undeniably liberal-idea/communications friendly. That's why y'all liked it so much. I do not think it is possible to overstate the impact of Twitter on American life in the 10s. Maybe that wasn't true before Trump went down that escelator, but it's true now. Liberalism, actual non-neoliberalism liberalism, is a threat to the kind of man who believes that with enough power he can... whatever But entire chunks of American society, entertainment industry, news medias, scientists and artists SOCIAL REFORMERS all depend(ed) on Twitter to coordinate. Elon is no ally of mine, but from my perspective his attack on your communications platform was not only highly successful in shattering liberalsm (I mean look how quick you people are to abandon the ideals that won you things like lgbt awareness and increased rights, all off a single defeat) but he's now scattered the users who are the most liberal, the most vociferously pro-rights and anti-abuse The advertising companies will return to twitter as soon as it's undeniable that Elon won't sell and his userbase didn't actually shrink <so give it a year> The result will be corporate advertising, policy, and general practices lurching back rightwards from where they meandered these past twenty years. Eta: overstate

Oh shit- i thought you knew! Space X isn't real. "Space" isn't real. Mass media conspiracy. We can't even get up there. I've seen the videos, ok? [Bit credit: Armando and his magnificent team]

Wait, I got another one: When he put in at Pyongyang Thursday E had to fill up the jet with unleaded, 'cause Kim wasn't comfortable issuing him credit

Values cost - But that's not what Elon is doing. He's been declared toxic by polite society and messiah by the monstrous among us. Who else he gonna become friends with? Jk, Elon doesn't have friends. He's selling user data: How to Manipulate America on Twitter With Thirty Geeks and Algorithm Insights Y'all're'll making so much fun of him not having no monE Poor motherfucker's prolly so broke his private jet ain't got no first name

Elon looks like a disappointed dad who isn't sure what to do about discovering his son playing with dolls Jared is the doll

"The worker of the world has nothing to lose, but their chains, the workers of the world unite."

Pictured: Doing Nothing

"Much must be risked in war" -Peter Jackson's Lord Denathor, on assaulting Osgiliath

Imma need to see that Birth Certificate, playa

I'd pay to see the Oppenheimer trailer in IMAX... Seriously the only reason I probably won't is that I just can't have people know that I paid money to that cartoon folly called Blavatar Maybe I can cut a deal with the local theater. I'll pay the manager and each of the ticket checkers $150 apiece just to let me sit in the aisle for the trailers

Be burdened by these fears no longer, Son of Maans. For the goodnessness and happiableisticity of each moment is found within itself. As for Unutuu... What, you think that because we're both U's we know each other? Find a mirror, brother. Find a mirror...

I am Ubaluta, of the Time Fear my foretellery huuu-maan

Those are the normies though (as those types go). The ones who really were probably horrified on Jan 6th, but when they had lies to turn to again (actors, antifa, whatever) were happy to do so. In large part because liberals dithered instead of acting, but that's a seperate thing. The cray crays won't settle for DeSantis for longer than getting rid of President Biden because the thing you guys think is so dangerous about DeSantis, his ability to act normal, is exactly what they don't want. DeSantis is a step along the path, he is not the endgame. He's going to empower the Qpeople further, but that's not where his power comes from. You need to fear the Qpeople

DeSantis is just another opportunist. You overvalue him. I do not disagree that he plays nasty, that he's crooked as crick in the woods, and that as a part of a broader pattern represents another danger moment for the immolated remains of this republic; namely in his and those like him being able to name the New Normal once Trump really is gone. It'll be bad. You're gonna lose some stuff. What the federal government can memorandum into existence it can un-memorandum. Yeah, it's sad. But DeSantis ain't the next Trump he's just the next Republican and this is what they are now. Like Trump The next Trump won't be like Trump, he'll be completely different. And that's what people will love about him: he's completely different, just like Trump In brief: Yes, the shark is still here and it has spawned other sharks that are still here, but do not call either thing a Sharknado because when the Sharknado gets here you're not going to have escalatory language available to highlight the magnitude of the threat. Y'know, like what happened with Trump my money is on the Q psycho that did that fuck-crazy workout routine where she used the chin-up bar of a squat rack to flap herself clean like a pair of sudsy jeans. It was the goddamndest thing I ever saw. It was either Taylor-Green or Boebert, I refuse to learn the difference: and imma say it, they all look the fucking same to me: Anyway, one of you dorks shared that tweet video here and I said "THAT is the first Lady President." Eta: escalatory spelled with a fucking A

Interesting, I've said the exact same thing (word for word, basically) but about religion for years and years. Life is all just reflected particles, eh? Funny how that happens

Talk about the hero America deserves...

Motherfucker that's a lotta shit! And I'm over here wondering if my boy @Martell Spy gets his news from a man on horseback now that Twitter is dead

I thought his scene in TENET was a beautiful farewell. Basically nobody noticed SIR Micheal was the squadron leader in Dunkirk who goes down offscreen

History is for people with futures to use to recontextualize the events that brought them where they are. You an American baby, you ain't got no future. This is all there is and all there ever gonna be for you and me