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Secretary of Eumenes

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  1. Whatever moves that merch! You seem cynicized. It's going around. I'm an aggravating condition, I'm afraid. But c'mon, it was a good run. We did pretty good, America and Canada both, at making progress. There were good years! Oprah! Ellen! The Double Stuffed Oreo! What a wonderful and indolent culture we were. No need to be sad
  2. You try coaching with Kirk 'Crisis' Cousins under center Meanwhile fuck the fucking Jags you suck
  3. This thread is Isildur's Bane (I'll rough myself up a bit and throw myself out, thanks)
  4. Much as I am not a fan of the man I find it hard to really hate him as it seems a good liberal should. I mean, if you let me kinda claim an entire chunk of space and buy the most popular information transfer system in the country, both to my own purposes, I would absolutely do that. I mean if you're just gonna let me! And if my credit card could handle the transaction without disintegrating into smoke. We're not looting! We're enriching in retreat!
  5. For real though what do you think he got? A bunch of mansions along the black sea that need their uppermost windows repaired?
  6. So I think that Mr. Eclectic Electric Car Man was paid in girls to turn off the Ukrainian access. My coworker thinks he was paid in gold. What do you guys think? Girls or gold? Or indeed girls gilded in gold?
  7. If you're in distress I'd prescribe two heaping spoonfuls of whatever the fuck Ingorantadol that kid was on. The passion The belief Beautiful. I love people. They're definitely my favorite kind of people. .
  8. Isnt the problem that you have to render each strand of hair and all of its physics, including the physics of its physics with the physics of other hairs?
  9. You're like a fucking hero and shit man. And I gotta say I've heard similar sentiment, and played on it, at work. People like being the good guy. People like treating Russia as an enemy (WHICH IT IS). I shut motherfuckers down with their "I did that!" shit at work over the summer. Throwing the patriotism/freedom card back in their smug coup-deferring faces was so fucking satisfying that I imagine that's what men walk around feeling like 24/7.
  10. I agree with this. I don't think US should intervene over Belarus except more aid. Nukes is a world security issue. Stances must be maintained for like the literal survival of the planet. There is no wiggle room there. Belarus isn't that.
  11. Yo I'm not trying to come down hard on someone whose heart seems to be kindly inclined, but what is this quibbling but an opportunity to record your superior moral hair-splitting capabilities? I try to use frank speech when discussing events measured per tragedy, even when I'm being sarcastic. I'm frankly sarcastic. And I don't really have the emotional patience to take moral stances I don't have to live up to when discussing the survivability of others who have been wronged.
  12. Yeah it's bizarre. None of the touchdowns have been showing up the last few weeks. (The quality is blurry for real tho)
  13. I mean I was being sarcastic by saying Ukraine plundering Belarus would be virtuous... But I absolutely believe courage to defend oneself and others who are attacked is a virtue. I mean that's on-its-face obvious.
  14. They should say "bring it motherfuckers". This Belarus business reminds of Romania's half-million bayonets wandering off to doom in 1916. If the satellite of Russia is compelled to attack Ukraine, they'll be crushed and then Ukrainian heroes will loot the little despotate of anything worth taking. The virtuous cycle of war.
  15. He's gonna spend the rest of his life as a guest of various rich lunatics. Podcasting out of basements in a race to monetize his videos before the IRS locks down his most recent site/thread.
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