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Secretary of Eumenes

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  1. Doesn't make sense to me to wish for the seventy year old cancer riddled dictator dead (unless we execute him ourselves, but that's a whole different thing). All of the energy he has left probably goes entirely towards maintaining his web of loyalists to keep him in power. No time for duct taping his military back together or finding plausible manpower solutions or even negotiating himself one of those OffRamps y'all were all ejaculating over six months ago. That is good for Ukraine. Better for America. Best for Russia. The status quo is, all things considered, approaching ideal. Even this long rumored economic iceberg that we should be striking has upsides. Won't impact security situation, could allow for more radical/reactionary approaches to domestic crises.
  2. Democrats should use Musk's cozying with Putin to try and swipe the Patriot Card away from Trumpublicans. You don't have to use it as an ugly bludgeon like they do, turn xenophobic with it, but you will have to embrace the idea of some broader America that includes the likes of Florida and Texas among the Good States. For this reason they will not.
  3. Oh you a Fancy Boy. Doing Fancy Boy things with your intake. It's a drink. Fucking drink.
  4. I would like to raise my (fucking normal) glass to @Tywin et al. and his hood ass drinking habits at fancy eateries*. *Moms spaghetti, but while 'Springer is on???
  5. Journalism is a relic that's ready for the grave anyway. Who needs reporting when reality is subjective?
  6. Fuck the Saudis, if we're abandoning our pretenses I want an American-Persian alliance. Give Iraq and Afghanistan into the custody of the new King of Kings (crowned by Nancy Pelosi), call it a salvaged century. That or complete backing of the Turks. They can have Syria, Iraq, and Egypt. Libya and Tunisia too. Full reinstatement of all non-european claims from the empire of the Romans as benefit of American friendship. (Since we're pre-setting our HoI4 national focuses, I thought I'd share mine)
  7. Perhaps we could all agree to some degree that Mr. Standardson is a very productive, very likeable, character whose imagination outstrips his vision.
  8. Good to know you're anti-"gonna fix the whole country". I find your lack of infantile wishery disturbing. I bet you don't even WANT orange Daddy to be the Daddiest again, do you!?! HE'S SO STRONG WHY DON'T YOU WAANNNAAAA BEEEE BE BE BE STROOOOOONG LIIIIIKE D-D-D-AAAAADDDDDDDDY?????? ('suposed to be like a baby)
  9. The garbage disposal they use to write the script hasn't been meeting its deadlines. I heard they're in talks with a dumpster fire to Script Doctor it up, but one of the producers is partial to giving that job to a basket full of epileptic spiders so... stay tuned
  10. Certainly I struggle to imagine the Sisterhood allowing sisters to be told of their relation, it would threaten a relation that might supercede the relation to (ironically) the Sisterhood. Though off that you could do something with the two discovering their shared parentage on their own, having conflicted loyalties... but to what point and purpose? It seems like a convoluted conception for a space machine war program
  11. Yeah, all that and you even left out that he will have a better HC next year. For real, guys. I'm a little surprised at the football cognoscenti for turning on Russel so hard so fast. He will be comeback player of 2023 when Eric Bienemy moves from Missouri. Yeah, he completely torpedoed his own team basically all game because no matter how bad he wants to be Russ ain't Manning. He can't run his own offense. Because Russell Wilson's offense is bullshit. Which is FINE. Yo, Russell Wilson's bullshit is top shelf. But he needs a coach to tell him FUCK NO when he's trying to stat pad when you should be running out the goddamn clock. A real coach, like Pete Carroll or Brian Flores. Not Aaron Rodgers' cumsock
  12. The devils lettuce smells like sin incarnate. A rolling, noxious, cloud of ill make and worse odor. You're a public menace! Repent!
  13. It's like there are two of me now! Which means there's like fifteen of me!
  14. Waddaya gonna do? They booed him. I'll never forget it. And for putting the Colts on TV for so many
  15. Colts now have 50 million dollars devoted between RG, C, LG This is why they will never actually win a playoff game that isn't mismanaged by Bill O'Brian on the one weekend he decided to stop huffing glue
  16. I take it on faith that Villeneuve is gonna do Messiah already, btw. It's just too perfect.
  17. I wrote but never posted a bit about this, to summarize in a less insane bit: If you're not going to do Sheeana... (I dream they're saving the Frank texts for film by the likes of Villeneuve to be followed by Ridley Scott doing Children of Dune, Christopher Nolan can do God Emperor of Dune (he's got the temperament for it), and we will get George Miller for Heretics. I trust him to do something good with the radical feminists who are using sex to produce a melange substitute (). I'm saving Chapterhouse so I can't recommend who should direct.)... then some kind of Bene Gesserit prequel could be a real fun dalliance with the sisterhood. But tying it to the butlerian jihad is folly in the highest order. You're no longer making a Bene Gesserit show, you're making a machine war show. Might as well go watch The Matrix
  18. I always assumed the only thing older than 27 in Russia was the church.
  19. Yo, Abrams is not a storyteller so if he ain't a marketeer I don't know what his relation to film is. Mystery Box garbage is not a storytelling gimmick, because there is no story. There is only the mystery to entrap viewers. A mystery that is always plastered everywhere on the marketing material. Hence, mystery boxes being a marketing gimmick.
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