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  1. I agree, without qualification, that the Rightists are the more empowered threat. 100%, no disagreement. When it comes to the Leftists, the people upon whom I am dependent for maintenance of my civil liberties, the nastiness infighting IS just as big a threat as the Rightists. It's just a different kind of threat. The threat of helplessness and unwillingness to cooperate, which IS killing young "liberals" (it's not their fault, they weren't taught what actual liberalism is). It's killing them by making them unable to work together, which is supposed to be the main TENET of liberalism. Working together. Not carving out spheres of social influence and ancestral grievance instead of actually solving problems. Just my IMHO- or whatever
  2. Exactly what someone whose team didn't get Sean Payton would say. I mean, you guys aren't wrong that this team is bi-polar AF. It has no idea what it's doing with itself. That being said... Russell Wilson + Sean Payton... Are you kidding? Don't overthink it. Feel it.
  3. I'm not anti-semitic... but... ..but.. .but. if perhaps "You People" Are looking to hire a broke-ass dimestore-discount-rack Dr. Strangelove (without the wheelchair, or degrees, or knowledge, or presumably work-ethic) character... I know somebody like that. It's a joke. Anti-semitism is bad. But I think bad things are funny sometimes. I'm bad that way ETA: The whole point of that setup was to do a Tarantino revenge-of-the-Jews joke but I completely forgot about it with all the emojiis Goddamit
  4. Trust me, okay? There's no problem with the size of this drumstick, okay?
  5. I already ate too much lowfat pecan vanilla ice cream. I can already feel a stomach ache testing the waters... But if this goes to overtime I can't not have more right? Like, that's just how like the gravitronics of ice cream physics works I think
  6. Well I think that Andy Reid went from sadly underrated to a little over-the-fuck rated because of Patrick Mahomes. So... That's why I wouldn't jump on the Beinemy train. I mean unless you believe in him. I've never met the dude. I'd want Flores, because as I said. Or Harbaugh because I know he's good. And, with enough LSD and time in an unmarked van, I'm about 12-13 percent sure that I can induce a 5 percent chance of Andrew Luck coming back to the game I have no evidence for this claim I have no lab and no equipment But I think we should risk it
  7. Yeah But a fucking whitebread poser fuck
  8. But he did win the big one. I call him the greatest I've ever seen because he could run any offense I've ever seen. All of 'em. Lamar's to Brady's in '02 And he'd run them all as best they could be run. I don't like that the rules of the game have been watered down to the point that he is speed-running through the regular season, but that's not his fault. Josh Allen wouldn't make it in the NFL of ten years ago. Mahomes would.
  9. And, like, just for the whatever or whatever I am wary of Bienemy. It's not his fault. 1) His name sounds like Be Enemy... It's not normally something I'd consider but bear with me for a second. 2) Yo, this dude came onto the scene playing Cortana for the Master Chief. I don't know if you've seen Patrick Mahomes play a football, but it's a lot like watching a really REALLY good 13 year old on Mt Dew Gamer Fuel turn the difficulty down to EASY and just frivolisize in the violence. Like, I swear to god I've seen Swaggy P (That's what I call Mahomes, Swaggy P (the second) or "Swags") just refuse to use the trigger sometimes. Like he just sees he's up against a corridor of Grunts and just starts mashing the B button because he doesn't have to do anything else. Right, so, like that's not a reason to NOT hire the dude. That his name sounds like a sea creature and he kinda had like the best player I've ever seen from minute one of his career. It's just that I was always much much more impressed by what Flores accomplished on the Peninsula of Misfit Toys. I like defensive coaches anyway. That's just my opinion
  10. Fine, whatever Fuck Reich and his never-ending bag of excuses His QBs were backups and cast-offs THAT HE CHOSE Reich wanted Rivers Wanted Wentz I don't know if it was Ballard or Reich who wanted Ryan, and to PAY Jacoby all that guaranteed money for NOTHING. Ballard should be fired the second the new coach signs his contract. That coach can bring one of his lickspittle buddies in to GM. Irsay's team. Irsay was getting ripped off for years by this SadSanta fuck who parlayed a few hot streaks into eternal mediocrity. Fuck him Saturday wasn't some yahoo from down the street. The man knew football. Does he have any business being a Head Coach? Absolutely not. But, as has already been suggested, he was just babysitting. And besides, you hypocritical fucks talk out both sides of your mouths about tanking until somebody actually FOR REAL THIS TIME does it. Fuck y'all (with love!) Reich kept trotting out this gimmick-bag offense of bell-whistle bullshit that operated exclusively within fifteen yards of the line of scrimmage. And five of those fifteen include the area BEHIND the line of scrimmage! I 'predicted' (ugh) all of this LAST YEAR. The pieces that were assembled for the roster, especially on offense, did not match with the goober dork who was trying to call plays like he's scratching them into the dirt at Pop Warner. To say nothing of how those pieces matched with each other. Matt Ryan and Michael Pittman and Jonathan Taylor are a great three-piece... If Matt Ryan was five years younger! If he could still go under center Basically Every Play, but not like ALWAYS or nothin... If he could still pop those balls in a sweet arc about 20-25 yards down field under the safety and behind the corner for Mr Tough Guy (for real!) Michael Pittman to come down with like a taller, longer, version of Anquan Bolden. And especially if he could make that pass FROM UNDER CENTER! But he can't And Reich has no rhythm for offense. It's why Pederson didn't let him call plays. He had to go. The only thing I think Irsay did wrong is not firing Ballard. Maybe he has his reasons. Idk
  11. Yes it can. It's called hovering Maybe they call it "hoovering" in the future-provinces of Briton and Gaul, I don't know In America we call it 'hovering' Too smart. Fearing covid when you have something to lose to it is perfectly rational. I think he's played his hand pretty fucking well. It's just that his hand is garbage. Waddaya gonna do? Give the motherfucker a break! Fake his death, disappear him to some awesome island with a few of his besties, and be done with it whenever he's ready to call it quits. I mean jesus, have you people never heard of diplomacy before? The easiest way to get someone out of a corner is patience. And appropriate force when necessary. We could have cut the head off his invasion completely conventionally and saved a lot of lives. Military and civilian. The fact that Russia got Crimea, then was in position to get Kyiv, while literally the entire rest of the world dithered is a victory. His cards sucked though. He got as far as he could by bluffing, got a little too aggressive. So now you gotta pound him like a drum until he's willing to accept some kind of EAST-WEST BERLIN but in Crimea situation where Russians get complete, FAIR, military and commercial access to whatever and whatever. And we'll even cut off sanctions and deploy economic aid packages for Ukraine and Russia both. But not till he stops. Fucking Ripp and your fucking appeasement (no offense!) P-sizzle ain't cray-dizzle, y'know'what'I'mean? I mean US and friends have played this like, okay or whatever, but for god's sake stop playing not-to-lose and play to win! Proactive measures could have kicked Putin's face in a year ago instead of wasting everybody's time with whining about stupid nuclear apocalypses they don't even understand when the economic and CLIMATE pressures that produced things like Putin's -kinda not-insane - reasons to want to gobble up Prime:) territory are not only going unaddressed, they're getting worse! Anyway. Fuck America. Fuck Putin. Go Ukraine. Also, Ukraine, take very goddamn dollar Uncle Sam offers you. Every one of them. Dawg. The bank can wave all the motherfucking papers it wants at you. You usin them papers to buy guns, eh? (This is all of course an expressive statement, on the conditions pertaining to and surrounding, the war in Ukraine and the relational powers involved. Is that a good enough disclaimer? Do I have to use a different made-up legalese gibberdygook to wrap up my statements before I'm allowed to venture them into the public domain? Asking for a friend )
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