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Jace, Extat

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  1. "pateras, boro na perpatisto" - Things I'd whisper in Putin's ear. "Too."
  2. I liked the Fallen Order game, but Dark Sister was my favorite. Anyways, I'll be getting this new one. My first preorder since like Cyberpunk, which is taking me eons to grind through. Hits me in certain ways I find hard to express. Anyways. Trying to play CK2 now. Or maybe do a rerun of the Mass Effects. What's the word on that Tevinter game I've been waiting fifteen fucking years for?
  3. "Greater to master forces." - Not From a Jedi
  4. So Makee's declawing was like some powerful shit. The rest of it, well... it couldda been done better. Like, Master Chief is hilarious. Who is this guy you're putting on my TV? Go get a YouTuber who understands the value of brevity. A fucking GIRL could play Master Chief, if she's got a halfway decent batman voice. And get some stuntman in the suit. My god! I mean have you people even played Halo????
  5. I'm definitely enjoying Cyberpunk this time. But I feel... tethered... at unexpected moments. Knotted, even. Frustrating
  6. And in the interest of humility add something you wish you'd come up with first. Yo, I've been working on my Fantasy Land Greek civil war story since I was like... 17. If you go down to like really the root of the idea, which was basically just a faggy love letter to Brad Pitts' Achilles tendon. I'm about to be 30. And you'll never believe me but MY greek fantasy land civil war story goes back to being the only kid on earth who actually enjoyed Oliver Stone movies. Even the bad ones As for an idea I wish I could claim credit for/ precognition of... The tide pod challenge- I swear to god it was the thing America needed. I mean every death is a tragedy and stuff I know. But also, that shit's hilarious. "Nature lacks the capacity for cruelty." -Sandra Bullock, The Blindside
  7. Watching one of my favorite directors' films. Anyway, yo. I was poooor. Like growin our own sustenance and can'n tomatos for the long winter kinda shit. I chopped fucking firewood after school. That's how we heated our house. Anyways, thats all pre ramble... ... So check it: I was like 15 when me and the folks went to see The Dark Knight. Yo, we went to the Family Video if we were feeling rich on weekends. We weren't a go-out-family. Yo. I didn't know that you could make a movie like that... I had no fuckin clue man. I walked in there with Joel Schumacher as my Batman director. And I fuckin LOVE Joel Schumacher baby But you see what I'm saying right? Like, guys. Batman was a joke to me. A wonderful, comfortable and BatFamily joke. I had no idea people like took this guy seriously. No clue. There's no JOKER character in the Schumacher movies! There's Jim Carey! And Agent K!!! And my God it's two different Batmans and who cares? We're making kids laugh. Fuck yeah! ARNOLD! And Poiiiisooon Iiiiivy! And so like I heard this dude fucking DIED right after the movie. That's fucking crazy. And it looks super dope, on TV. I definitely would have gone myself if it hadn't become a family trip. I did not know... that you could make a movie like that. Out of a BATMAN!!!! And my god... the man DIED. He fucking died at the end of this magnificent work of art! It's fucking beautiful and moving and intense and it's about trying to be good. Trying, no matter what. That's some real shit. And yo I'm not retarded. I'd seen a dramatic fucking movie before. But idk, we were years past like Jurassic Park 3 and Terminator 3... earnest yet unsatisfying fumbles at the finish. I looked at movies differently. Yo, like you just made a movie... a SEQUEL??? I had no notion. Seriously. Never seen a Christopher Nolan before. No idea. And you just skullfucked my precious love of Empire Strikes Back, Chamber of Secrets/Goblet of Fire, and The Two Towers right into Heath Ledgers' GRAVE I didn't know that you could make a movie like that. Sorry I'm fucking weird.
  8. Half the player on twice the team. At this rate Lamar will be making 100 mil a year with just a Lil more patience. A rare miss from Howie, The Guy, Roseman. Not that Hurtz isn't good. He's real good. But the team is better than the QB in Philly Not so in Bal tee more OR I've been wrong this whole time and collusion is too powerful for such beautiful, pure, notions as free markets setting free values on free talents. But capitalism is pure! It would never betray itself to... to... coercion Would it? All that aside, Idk. Whatever man. The Colts should offer #4 and their two this year for Lamar. To remain valid until there's five minutes left on that picks clock. WHY? It's not really about Lamar. The Colts haven't been this interesting: Re: Interesting at all Since they drafted Luck. I remember when they traded down for the guard pick at six. First commercial was when they went on the clock. The pick was in by the time commercial ended. I don't think I've heard of the Colts on the TV machine since - could be wrong Whatever So just string this out for the interest if nothing else. Take your favorite LT at 15 or whatever after you trade down. Roll into the season with Minshew as your starter. Play this game with Lamar again next year. This is a freak show horseflesh auction of human dignities. I'M not the one who turned it into a cottage industry or didn't leave your stupider squads without an instruction manual on how-to-not-be-the-boringest-team-in-the-fucking-league Entertain me or begone Any questions? I mean its all moot anyway because the reffing is terrible and the rulebook is a joke but I was trying to just talk about the Colts for a while Am I being good?
  9. Paused my Hogwarts campaign to try for the umpteenth time to finish Cyberpunk. Maybe they fixed it. Maybe I'm on the right meds. But I'm loving it this time
  10. A sudden and crushing urgency not to get a few hundred thousand American boys and girls massacred in Asia. You do realize that Americans are no longer a rah rah expeditionary cowboyland people right? Like, we're all factoring that into our projections right? Americans are fat, lazy, entitled pieces of shit who wouldn't piss on a passerby if they were on fire unless there's a crypto scam involved. Any of the ones who aren't as described have money. Why would they give up their Youtube starlet careers to get murdered by communists in a war for a currency (the U.S. Dollar, keep up) they don't believe in? I mean, the idea that the U.S. could have the POLITICAL willpower to trade punches with a kind of enemy that views human life as just another calculus is... I'll just say it... STUPID Sorry. It's dumb. We were checkmated here in 2016. No, China doesn't want to flatten Taiwan. No, they don't need to. They're already winning. They've just gotta wait. Not all wars are fought with battles of tanks and battalions of men. This is a -new- kind of war. And you're llllllllllllooooosing! It'll be a helluva day when Marjorie Taylor Green and Ben Shapiro team up as the Peace at All Costs (FOR THE 'CONOMY!) ticket. I'll have my popcorn. PS: Is Shapiro an American? I don't care, he talks fast and has a distinctive speaking style. He could be president if he wanted to. All those back catalogues of podcasts or whatever would be like crack cocaine to his new Con-serv-a-Right political coalition. It'd be fucking awesome. After years of being incel fuckwads who have to pretend to not-not like Jews all of his fanbois could evolve into incel fuckwads who get to wave the fact that they voted for a Jew like it's a fucking pride flag, but for the political right. And that's just ONE random example. I'm not -predicting- Shapiro gets into politics or teams up with MTG. But it really ain't as farfetched as you'd like it to be when you start thinking about it. And that's the proof that we're doomed. I can feasibly posit circumstances in which a mental invalid and a whatever-youtuber become leaders of one country. China, different. Better. I'm out
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  14. Negotiate with nothing and you'll never lose. Catch.
  15. "Look, I run a tight ship. That's my job as a capital-C Captain, Chancellor. Keep folks wound right, wound tight, and wound outta sight... when they don't wind no more. You take my meaning, right Goldie? And to tell ya the truth, since the day I up and promoted my self side-ways into "Fleet Admiral" I've kinda seen it as my job to extend that courtesy to every ship and soul under my command. It's a new galaxy. New Empire. A smiley one for Fathers' sake. I mean our beloved founder is dead. D E D Dead. And he ain't comin back. Now we can sit here scrabblin and squawking over the remains or we can face facts. New facts call for new reviews, new alignments when necessary. So, Chancellor, Princess... Empress-Heir? When I tell you that I came here with nothing to hide but my sparkly white smile, my positively effusive personality type, and a big ol secret you need to hear? Well, you know I'm telling the truth. I told you that already past Telos, where I crushed the cowards who fled the field instead of avenging their masters' doom. I told you that already when I sent code ratters into 'your' shipyards on Corellia. I told you at Manaan. Found nothing at Korriban. And I think I tripped over it near Dagobah, come to think... of all places, Dagobah! As likely as Tatooine or Taris! And madam-whatever-you-want? I told the Universe at Bastion when I took Palleon's tongue for daring call himself Grand Admiral. You see, because I may not be blue. I may not be a Bothan, or indeed technically an Admiral. But the real heir to the Empire is all that and more. And he's coming to tell you about something from out of space." "Admiral" "Dalaa" - Jace's Star Wars Movie, which cannot be bought
  16. If I were tasked with Frankenstein-ing the dessicated remnants of SW back to life... and I'm _NOT_ What I'd do... What I'd do is start the prologue/monologue bit explaining why Princess/Chancellor Leia is allowing Admiral Dalaa to come to ruined Coruscant to make peace. Peace! With the EMPIRE!?!?! Well, what could be worth it??? Pssst, they They ain't from around here. Dalaa knows the Grand Moffs topsykrets "Maybe your window turned out to be a door." ????
  17. I heard out of nowhere once that "Smokers get all the breaks." Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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