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Secretary of Eumenes

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  1. At least 'lil Zackey knows(thinks) it'snot because of anything he did. Starting isn't important. Self-esteem is critical
  2. Nahz nah tazzteh! Tazz dizza drozz pah tah! Pahz dizz tah tazz tahs tazza tuh tuzz!
  3. Yeah sometimes I'm glad to be an internet illiterate. Yeah. People are mean ugly creatures. I just don't speak DarkWeb No red pills for Jace.
  4. He checked it down! He checked it down on 4th and 21!!!! I am a dumb motherfucker. Spite for Reich could only ever be worth so much. My error in overvaluing. Go back to the shadow Colts. Give me Flores! This defense could be something with coaching.
  5. Beliefs are for children and enablers you dumb bitch.
  6. Well any congregate has the power to systemically injure an identified mass. For example, the POOR could DEAL WITH the powerful very very swiftly in most places. This one, for example.
  7. Is there a reason they didn't do this during PRIME TYME? Does this kinda shit fill anyone else with a sadistic rage? The time for releasing evidence is long fucking passed. Only Democrats could take a political coup (LITERALLY) and turn it into a donor commercial as part of the broader spectator-ization of the death of democracy. Fucking loser. I hope whatever evidence she drops gives her a goddamn brain hemorrhage.
  8. Yeah. American money. What did you think I meant?
  9. I don't know if Musk is an American but I know his money is American. And America acknowledges no laws anywhere of anyone. Including those of America.
  10. "They have a...remarkable ability to express their differences without resorting. To. Violence." "Aye, Captain, and perhaps one day humanity will be able to say the same sir." "Sooner than you think. MR. Checkov. Sooner than you think..." [Created by Gene Roddenberry...]
  11. I cannot be blamed that, the way you described this, I pictured like an 8 foot tall gumby-ish green alien meandering amongst the huu-maans like a reverso-Captain Kirk.
  12. YAAAS! ****QUALIFIED*** Shared Congratulations!!!! * qualified because, as I have ranted previous, the fact that this criminal's provisional access to what has become colloquialy seen as the town square is such a big issue raises serious concerns about the kind of systems we are allowing to moderate our interactions with one another no matter the political ideology of the exploiting interest***** But as long as Twitter is seen as a place of free speech then his freech should be chee. FREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDUUUUUUUMM
  13. So help me, so did I! Is that real? I take it all back. All of it. Long live Twitter! But only as long as Less-Compentent Mussolini is allowed on.
  14. Sprezzatura! My name is a swooning word. God Wills It, indeed Islam, then? Some fruits are sweetness worth their cost. To swoon at a word, that is sweet.
  15. Dawg, I used to joke at school about the HILARIOUS dichotomy of your momma handing you a knife. Handing it to you! Putting the KNIFE in your hand. And saying "go get that nice dry one hanging all sad and hardened-looking there. Nah-uh, the other one. Go get it and Imma beat your lyin ass with it." And then you DO!!! Ain't life a riot? Meanwhile my sister's kids are raised like Wade, but with an Ipad since before they can walk. I fear for them. When I visit the youngest one will open the garage door of his own initiative. Open the fridge. Get a Capris Sun, throw it at me and be like "stick the straw in, bitch, I gotta thurst. Spidey and friends ain't gonna rewatch itself." I have never seen him drink water. I feel ick when I drink soda in front of him (my bad habbit).
  16. Shaitan. I do not like it when you feed my people to Shaitan.
  17. I'll take it, thanks. I don't fail to see that Twitter has its perks. Smoking crack will help you lose weight real fucking fast! I just refuse to be blinded to the horrible realities that come with the highs. Perhaps it's egotistical but I really feel like there should be at least one person in every room who can say 'motherfucker you are smoking crack!!!" I will be that person here, in this moment. Because I am, like, the MoST STAble JEanish am blathagammmmm...... PS: My sister and I used to have to cut our own switches from the willow tree out front. Obviously I had to do this far less frequently. Because I was the good one. And by 'good' I mean smart. I was the smart one. Because 'good' is interpreted by way of conformity to existing power structures with only flavorful, ultimately insubstantial (one might say decorative or even virtual), incongruities that do not strain to upset the party. And baby I bring the flavor to every party. Molotovs are so last millenium. Reactive Armor< Half-a-dozen deliberately timed baggies of thermite from the roofs = Be a real hero
  18. Politics is a flat circle... or something. I never saw Dallas Buyers Club. So I have become something of a reactionary realist (I know, I also wanted me to be a radical but that flat circle thingy...) I lack the prerequisite dependency language with which to envision a future of these "social media" (call it Social Subversion and you will be more accurate) that does not include coercive mass delusion and societal fragmentation for the sake of profit. Although my chief complaint against these mass social subversion services is and always has been that it conditions the users to view intangible expressions as physical gain. (Dopamine) What an insidiousness. It has even captured so many of you. Changing your profile pic blue and yellow does nothing to help Ukraine. Bombs, guns, trucks, dollars, and friendly homes for the destitute helps the Ukrainian people. "Raising awareness" is great and can be done with literally any form of communication. (HYPOTHETICALLY!!!) You people (all of you, like all of America except for me and twelve neocons apparently) could have located and murdered... that fella you're all so steamed about... Couldda just found out where he is. Gotten ten or fifteen million of yas together (that fancy-smancy media tool could help!) and just solved that problem. Didn't Couldda done that to the man you fuckholes(with love!) treat like goddamn Voldemort. Didn't Or McConnell when he actioned a premeditated and fucking obvious plan to steal away individual liberties regarding treatment of ones own physical flesh. Didn't When your government was violently attacked, civil servants MURDERED ON LIVE TELEVISION and everybody knew something must be done y'all could have called for every goodly American with means to rendezvous at the capitol building (peacefully) to see the treachers hanged. Didn't Didn't Didn't Didn't Didn't Didn't All the crises. All the Rubicons. Did Twitter help with any of them? Oh, wait, there were those like two Womens Marches where the Democratic party and associated "Action Committees", "Charities", and "Activist Groups" gathered anyone with a big enough heart and small enough attention span to let even more of their miserly pay be siphoned away by an interest group that has no goddamn interest in the people from whom they siphon. At some point it must be realized that this platform and others like it dilutes agency among the many. Because of course it does. Why act when you can opine? Eta: dopamine is spelled with an A. I blame the Russians! Eta2: All traditionally has two Ls
  19. What did Twitter do to overthrow Assad? What did it do to increase the physical, tangible, lives of these disabled users? There was communicative gain from Twitter. Undeniable. Same for TikTok, Insta, BlahBla, WhoGiv_Fuk, SkoolSoot, Incelgram, and Masturbatordon. But, uh, playa. The phone or computer whomever, wherever, used to access the features of the app was far more epowering a device than an explicitly user-attention-exploiting system of data transfers. Twitter's mission goal was always to make users think they could not live without it. THAT WAS THE PROBLEM With love.
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