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  1. Count Balerion

    Last One Wins

    I am the Incinerator of Threads! The Gaping Maw that devours them!
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    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    Howlin' Howland asked "Should we start a new thread?" No, it's too much bother. Would the course of history have been irrevocably altered if Bran had been named Bronn and Bronn Bran?
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    Coldhands is secretly...

    CH is secretly an agent of the Illuminati.
  4. Count Balerion

    Last One Wins

    I am the End.
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    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    From a dragon, presumably. Is there a website where I can order a slave minion army?
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    Would you rather?

    I was going to say I think I'd rather know; but I'll probably sleep better not knowing and being gullib.. trusting. So .. argh! WYR be in Stannis's army marching towards Winterfell in a screaming blizzard, or Roose Bolton's army waiting for Stannis to turn up?
  7. Is the World Cup as deadly as the War of the Five Kings?
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    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    Possibly the elk ridden by Coldhands. Did Joffrey foound the Joffrey Ballet?
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    Coldhands is secretly...

    CH is secretly a Fortune 500 CEO.
  10. Count Balerion

    Would you rather?

    Carriage. At least I'd be quasi-protected from the elements. WYR be an Other or a shadowbaby?
  11. Count Balerion

    Promise me, Ned!

    PMN, you'll sign up for this one-time-only deal! Just enter your bank account number, and we'll take care of the rest!
  12. Count Balerion

    Last One Wins

    Or even: 1egd747566747447hfffjfjf Bother, I thought I was signing into the forum. I'm having a bad day.
  13. Count Balerion

    Last One Wins

    It doesn't really matter. So long as one has the last post, it can be anything. Like: You are the light of my soul. Bother; I thought I was in my e-mail sending a highly personal message. Now everyone in the world can see it. The worst is I forget who I was sending it to. Dashed embarrassing.
  14. NK and last remaining dragon kill each other. Earthos is destroyed. The Sand Snakes turn into White Walkers, but still try to vamp people with bad dialogue. Oh, and they have achieved everlasting dominion, so their dialogue shall last unto eternity.
  15. Is that literal fishing or figurative?
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    Last One Wins

    I demand a sacrifice. A big one, with millions upon millions of innocents.
  17. What do rebels usually do?
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    Last One Wins

    I am a creature of the abysm and cannot be slain by mortal soul.
  19. Count Balerion

    Last One Wins

    Where's my giant idol of solid gold? I ordered it an hour ago. Productivity is important, you know.
  20. Count Balerion

    Last One Wins

    Why is everyone so mean? Worship and abject submission doesn't seem THAT much to ask for. Don't make me go nuko.
  21. Count Balerion

    Would you rather?

    I'll probably regret this; but I'll go with the Neck. I suppose I can still stop at inns if I need to. Would you rather ride Balerion the Black Dread, or Puff the Magic Dragon?
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    Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

    I just googled "red rock", but the results were too unhelpful even for this thread. Do they ever interrupt tournaments for a commercial at the climactic moment in Westeros?
  23. Do they have trains in Westeros?
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    What's the Avatar Above You Thinking #14 (Finally)

    My costume has been declared a controlled substance in 146 countries.
  25. Count Balerion

    Last One Wins

    Worship me. Please?
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