tormund's beard

the fat is what makes it taste so good!

i was watching this clips earlier today and i don't think anything this season comes even close to these 3 minutes of season 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pozI5n6A_Io you can FREAKING FEEL the anger the sorrow the pain in aemon's blind eyes. this used to be a great show even an awesome show sometimes and then dorne, and olly and freaking larrol.

oh, snap!

also did we even saw dawn in this episode ??? does dawn exists on the tv verse? if we saw dawn i can't remember and a i should remember is a fucking white sword. also no need for windmilling if you want ser arthur seem like the superlative badass that he is you just need to make him kill 6 men with sword and shield of just a sword.

they used all the prop money on areo's awesome axe of awesomness that was never used.

10 hands down OLLY IS DEAD SPRING IS COMING! in truth more like a 5 or 4 the wall - was boring (but i liked it), winterfell - was boring (sort of liked it) dany - was boring (meh) the city of tyrion - was boring (didn't like it) kl - boring (liked the council scene liked that UNGREGOR CONFIRMED i think i saw cersei and not carol for a bit maybe im wrong) liked the tower of joy im not sure if i like or dislike that we didn't get to see lyana sam - meh nice to see he is still alive. arya - meh hope we can move that plot somewhere now that she can see again didn't like the fact that there is no cat warging. dorne - someone named it fuuuuuuck i wish they didn't talk about dorne i don't want to remember westeros ends at the reach from now on.

the thing is it has awesome scenes, but its just that awesome scenes mashed togheter and call them good story telling. for example i loved the zombie rush last season, it was awesome a totally not in the book, also i hated that hardass wildling chieftain got bsod because she saw some death children it felt really cheap.

on one hand you got the hair critics on the other you have the show runners making jon's "last words" olly, not ghost or arya or ygritte but olly... you have teleporting sandsnakes you have a jaime that did a 180 and probably will grow his hand back, you have a winterfell where kinslaying (the worst crime in freaking westeros) it's cool you have a "feminist revolution" (actually 4 crazy women) in dorne, you have the magnificient tyrion a freaking WESTEROSI DWARF who is a memeber of daenerys' court walking the streets of meereen like nothing happens when 2 weeks before dany couldn't hold the city with a freaking army and the support of all or almost all the slaves... and thats sucks not because its different from the books, its like they say "look it happened last year they wont remember we can pull whatever shit we want".

i don't know if this is the right place but i didn't want to start a new thread just for this small question. is there any way i can search for all my posts ? my activity only shows about 30 post out of the 500+ i made over the years.

i've never understood the hate for allen as theon (i do understand the hate for theon because he is a dick) but to me the guy as always delivered and when it didn't it felt more like the writers/directors fault than allen's.

i was hoping for tormund to cleave olly in half but oh well some characters have 9 lives and or impenetrable plot armor.

5/10 for me. sucked less than the first one, but... davos has been abducted by aliens and replaced by a doppelganger who likes mel (seriously guys it has been less than a year between seasons i can't be the only one who remembers old davos!!!) KL = meh, for the love of the old gods and the new i can't care less and if carol - larry family drama is all i got to see in KL i will never get hooked on that plot. arya was non existent i haven't made my mind on the sansa bit yet 50/50 jon's resurrection we all knew it was coming (us book readers since it happened) as soon as tormund left the room YOU KNEW HE WAS RESURRECTIN' i feel like it would have had more impact if it happened when mel was doing her thing. it feels cliche doing it the way they did it. but oh well this one is a minor thing.

well bran's voice grew a beard

well i was expecting a show of the same quality of the wire, or sopranos, or rome, or even boardwalk empire, an "HBO quality" show. a show like the one that had tywin lannister skinning a buck givin' me the chills, or a robert-cersei moment that was never in the books but was awesome too. i wasn't expecting dorne, or st. tyrion, or bi-polar jaime or a davos that must have been posesed between season 5 and season 6 or a cersei that isn't cersei. and the biggest sin of all, the one that shows that D&D can't or won't think things through: jon's body being guarded by davos, dolorous edd and a bunch of strangers that we (or at least i) don't give a f*** if the live or die, i could've been on the edge of my sit if the guys on that room were grenn or pyp maybe even mance, but nooo we needed to kill those characters for shock value guyzzzz!

stannis did it with mel > d&d hate stannis > mel is the twin sister of maester aemon and not that wall smelting redhead. because stannis can't catch a break even in death

even without taking the books into account the episode was (once again) "shocking" moments and nothing more plot hole after plot hole the dorne bit was horrible, the dothraki were fierce don't give a fuck about nothing thugs and now they have to ask permission to rape some random blonde woman (it would be different if they knew dany but being the only blonde khaleesi on the dothraki sea and having razed a couple of cities and having dragons ain't enough to make you famous), sansa asking the guy who kicked her family of winterfell for approval, davos and mel bff's at the wall, davos not even asking about his beloved princess, the lord commander of the nights watch unable to retrieve a corpse because there is a door 4 guys (one with only one hand) and a direwolf (already proven direwolves are NOT arrowproof). tyrion and varys strolling trought the favelas of meereen one of them a DWARF and on top of that A WESTEROSI DWARF now top dog in the city that dragons and an army of unsullied couldn't hold. ps: "we are not sailing to westeros any time before the end of the season" lame

what show merits are you all talking about ???? and im not talking about the changes from the book because okay you can't put everything but the storytelling was crap, shocking moments stick togheter with snot, illogical (and not in the its a fantasy world way) things happening left and right it breaks any immersion attempt.

all in all this is fanfiction season wide fanfic. let's put jaime in dorne and make dorne a piece of crap. BECAUSE WE WANT TO. let's put tyrion with dany. BECAUSE WE WANT HIM THERE. let's make stannis an effin idiot instead of on one of the best tacticians in westeros. BECAUSE WE DON'T LIKE HIM. o and also we are goin to put junkless the captain of the useless redshirts, the google translator and a dwarf as regents of the city because the people will hear them. AND WE WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. this season they said well this things are cool let's make it happen and if it doesn't make any sense nobody cares anyway.