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    Juggling Jaime's hand, Tyrions nose and Theons... other thing.

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  1. FitzChivalry Fartseer

    Could any pre-conquest kingdom unite southern Westeros without Dragons?

    Doubtful, it’d take more than one strong Kings lifetime to complete and history often shows one Kings hard work can be undone by his sons/grandsons. If it was possible it would have been done.
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    Differences in Ned's treatment of his daughters

    I heard he beats Sansa on the sly
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    Would Tyrion have lost his nose if Mandon Moore had lost his sword?

    Well? WELL!?
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    Would Tyrion have lost his nose if Mandon Moore had lost his sword?

    I totally missed that, but now you’ve said it I can’t ignore it, the symbolism, the symbolism! Yes, I am asking would this have happened regardless?
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    Pros and Cons of 9 Kingdoms

    Pros; makes for a better simulation on a Medieval Mod. Thats all I got
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    Drastic or unforgivable acts

    You could argue that Theon has not been punished for those murders, not by proper proceedings anyway, if two guys in the modern world did that, and then one locked the other away and beat him daily, just for kicks, I would imagine that both would still see the inside of a jail cell. But who has the right to punish Theon? Was it Ramsay? Certainly not, Ramsay needed Theon too whipped to admit those boys weren’t Bran and Rickon and he wanted to have some fun. Is it Stannis? As the only man in the vicinity with a crown you could make a case, but Theons crimes were against the Starks, who were rebels to Stannis, and does Stannis risk the possible emnity or lose a bargaining chip with the Ironborn over two Millers boys should he find out the truth. Is it Bran or Rickon? What is Bran or Rickon going to charge him with? Treason? He is Ironborn. Any sane person who sees Theon would think that he has suffered enough, but every pair of hands that gets hold of him will want to punish him for Bran and Rickon still, unless they all learn the truth, in which case it’s likely only Theons conscious will punish him at all. It’s a mad world they live in
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    Why don't the Kingsguard go full Praetorian Guard?

    Cos there is seven of them, and for every one that wants to play Kingmaker there are hundreds or Barristans who take their oaths seriously and probably more than a few brutes who like to do the Kings killing. It’s posed as a plain life for a plain man, honour and prestige for sure, but plain, plain, plain. Not an institution for the thinkers
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    I hate Roose Bolton

    Roose is a good guy, remember when he gave all those squatters in Winterfell jobs and let them hang out there afterwards?
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    Would Tyrion have lost his nose if Mandon Moore had lost his sword?

    All good and interesting possibilities, thank you, it’s interesting that you mention Mandon using Podrick as a weapon in that I think this is heavily foreshadowed, Podrick is basically a weapon for whoever he is in service to throughout the books. I would not be surprised to see Brienne wield a screaming Podrick sometime in the next book
  10. My first in a a series of ‘what ifs?’ So to speak. This first one asks the question ‘Would Tyrion have lost his nose if Mandon Moore had lost all his sword?’ Okay, fire away guys Also, stay tuned for more nail biting questions like this in the future
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    Where will Stannis go after Winterfell?

    I am a Stannis fan and I love this. But then I don’t want heroics from him, just as much page time as possible.
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    Where will Stannis go after Winterfell?

    To his grave, false hope is worse than no hope at all
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    ASOIAF nicknames: The Sinister Truth

    The Smalljon, because now he is a head shorter than his father
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    If you could change the events of one chapter

    Jaime Lannister decides that, actually, he’s not going to let Littlefinger just ride off while he accosts Ned and his men
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    What do people think about Rhaegar?

    It probably looks like I am taking digs at Rhaegar all through this thread, talking about that stuff and the fight with Robert. I suppose I am really, though not with the fullest of intentions, opinions such as that of Barristan and Ned are important but everyone is human, which is why some of the evidence we have for Rhaegar leans towards him being a bit of a creeper, and even with more background being provided I can’t see that opinion changing really, unless we are thrown a curveball. Hey, Robert impregnated a 14 year old while being in his thirties, now that is a guy with issues, but I can’t bring myself to hate him, mainly because he’s a work of fiction, if the text bought Rhaegar to life the way it did Robert and there was more to him that ‘ran off with a teenager and dies for it’ I am sure I’d like Rhaegar too, not that I dislike him, never met the man. He’s done a disservice really by being dead. I do hope that his story is a warning about prophecy, which it looks to be, and that everything doesn’t come up perfectly at the end. But that’s because I don’t want Stannis to be the only person who gets it all wrong