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    Juggling Jaime's hand, Tyrions nose and Theons... other thing.

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  1. I think it’s quite telling that there is an invasion coming intoWesteros backed by rich merchants essentially with a puppet figurehead, a signal of changing times perhaps, Littlefinger is also somewhat of a herald of former nobodies using wealth to change things to their liking, these people are looking to upset a stagnant system by buying into it from the inside but I can imagine, should they garner anymore success, you’ll see more favours going to the merchant classes than ever before
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    Do you like Feast and Dance?

    Another thing that pissed me off about them is that I was waiting to hear about Oberyn and Catelyns recoveries from their injuries in Storm and felt I got no resolution there
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    Why Lord Walder is great for the story

    I dunno I find Ramsay hilarious, and Roose actually, but with regards to the quote above I tend to agree, book Tyrion barely raises a smile from me whereas the supposedly humourless Stannis is the kind of comedy genius with one sentence that Tyrion wishes he was with a paragraph
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    How do you picture the characters (NOT show cast)

    Most characters have become their show versions to me, a few exceptions; Stannis Baratheon - Mark Strong Euron Greyjoy - Madds Mikkelson Roose Bolton - the guy who played Guy of Gisbourne in Kevin Costners Robin Hood There are more but can’t think of them off the top of my head
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    Do you like Feast and Dance?

    Yeah, simply put, it has very few of the characters I enjoy the most, I enjoy the Feast characters, but I missed Davos, Jon, Stannis, the Wildlings et all
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    Appropriate Punishment for Catelyn

    Killing defenceless boys in their cells is a far worse crime than setting an enemy free to save some defenceless girls, by any standards, and all but the Karstarks seem to feel that way. Cats punishment was to watch her son die, was to watch his cause get shattered, and was to be killed herself when she saw everything in ruins. Things would likely have panned out that way anyway, but she is not to know that. Still, some time exiled in a tower cell wouldn’t have hurt considering his men believe she may have helped doom them all
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    Do you like Feast and Dance?

    Feast is the hardest read, but Dance at points is as good as any of the others, re-reads have made me enjoy both a lot more than I did on first read but it would be safe to say that compared to the first three books they don’t stand up as well, not for me anyway
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    Why did Stannis marry Selyse Florent?

    Cos ‘She’s a hot piece of ass’ - direct quote from Stannis
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    A Bittersweet ending?

    Lord Commander Dolorous Edd beats back the Other invasion, only for his steward to bring him a bowl of prunes ‘it’s all we have left for the rest of winter’
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    Ramsay and Euron

    Poor fashion sense
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    Seven save me! I just started my 11th read of the books.

    Kill them with fire
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    Because we are junkies dude, we’ve been lured in with the cream stuff but now we’ve been held out on for so long that we are willing to sniff crushed up chalk off of a homeless mans dick to get some of that sweet, sweet NECTAR
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    Ramsay and Euron

    I think the way Ramsay took in and took care of Theon shows he has compassion and humanity. As said by somebody else on these boards though, Euron is Cthulhu
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    How do you handle two highborns fighting over a highborn lady?

    Shoot em all and let God sort it out