Soylent Brown

I've heard that the Vevo girl is much cuter than you remember. Much more attractive than the Youtube girl. And it's all on Vevo; they're the problem here, holding our attractive boys and girls hostage! Let us have our cute boys and girls as we remember them, you damn Europeans!

You'll have to be on your toes to keep up with this 'fella'. solo. Perhaps you could offer solid information on some other arcane, eldritch sweeties?

So if immigrants aren't ruining British culture after all, what's the problem?

They were close enough - if you watch the incident back in real-time it happens very, very quickly.

Yeah, it's been a strange one. Pretty much everything that could have gone for us has done. Not that I'm complaining!

Sure, and I'd be annoyed if the situation was reversed. The rules do make provision for deflected balls though, and the ball was deflected off Bernardo's arm onto Trent's. I think Liverpool will need to play a lot better in the second half. City won't keep missing their chances.

They've since shown a replay - Salah was well onside. People seem to be confused with the handball rules this year thanks to goals being disallowed due to any kind of hand contact, but the rules haven't changed otherwise - accidental handball (as in TAA's case), is not a penalty.

It was reviewed, and it was fine apparently. I can only assume the regular camera angle made it look funny. Liverpool hanging on at the moment but they'll concede before too long if it carries on like this. The game's being played almost completely in our third.

Nice play from Wijnaldum there. He's been good so far, with what little possession we've had.

What a hit!

Klopp's gone with the usual midfield again. I wouldn't like to predict the final score, but I expect City to dominate the game and score within the first 15 minutes. Hopefully I'm completely wrong.

Every second touch of Milner's has been dreadful so far. It'd be nice if we could play some passes for Salah to move on to, rather than having him running away from the goal to receive the ball all the time.

From bad to worse for Everton. It looks like Gomes's season's over.

VAR is an absolute joke. The number of penalties that don't get awarded, and that does- the faintest of touches, and Deulofeu only reacting once the keeper had it covered.

Brilliant header from Mane. We really need to stop being rubbish for half of most games.