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Dortmund just haven't got going at all in the second half.

Son's been on fire lately. Great finish.

The did it so they could get an extra row or two of seats in. Shit views, but ticket sales are ticket sales!

Pogba got the second yellow because he had a massive strop after the foul. Numpty.

Well that's probably the end of that then. I have to say, with United's recent form and PSG's injuries, I thought they'd get through the tie.

They really need to bring punishments in to stop people being shoved off the pitch into the advertising hoardings before someone gets seriously hurt. 10 game bans or whatever. There's no need for it at all Ashley Young is a horrible wanker.

The game's been over as a competition for a long time but it's still been entertaining to watch. City have been terrific. They really dodged a bullet by missing out on Jorginho. He's a great passer, but that's all he has in his locker. The dude can barely run. He's basically a shit skinny Brazilian Jan Molby.

Back to 4-3-3 today and looking much better, though the forwards are still being a bit sloppy. Wijnaldum is having a good, positive game, and took his goal really well.

We kind of playing as we have done for much of the season - not very well - it's just that we were managing to score a bit more before. I think a lot of the problem is that we've no creativity in midfield at all. Coutinho and then Ox did that last year, but in their absence and in Keita's utter uselessness we're offering nothing this season. Klopp has been playing a formation dropping Firmino deeper to try to fix that, but it's lead to Firmino's form dipping and us ending up being overrun more in midfield. If only Fekir's knee wasn't so dodgy.

Firmino has been piss poor again too, though not many Liverpool players have been doing well. Half the problem is the formation, I think. I'd rather see us switch to a 4-3-3 and at least maybe have a presence in midfield.

Just sub Naby Keita off and release him from his contract. Fucking hell he's shit.

Nice work from Lallana there, though a bit offside from Milner, oops!

Harvey Barnes is nowhere near as good as he thinks he is. He's trying far too much every time he gets the ball.

I was surprised by the pitch actually. We had an inch or so of snow last night but it was clear and bright all day, and much of it had disappeared.

A big missed opportunity today, but not the end of the world. Klopp fucked up yet again with his midfield selection. I really don't know what Wijnaldum has over him. It's no coincidence that we're not dominating games as much as last season, now that Wijnaldum is playing so much. (And the defensive solidity came because of Robertson and VVD, not because of Wijnaldum's introduction this season.) The formation we use wastes Firmino too, he's not as effective there. He's much better nearer the goal.