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Watching the replay of the first incident, Otamendi has his arm at his side before the shot is struck, moves it out just as the shot is being taken, then draws it back as he's hit. It would annoy me to concede a penalty like that, but I can see why they would give it.

Bayern have been disciplined, yes, but Salah's passing and touch have been sloppy all game. Mane missed a good chance, but Salah missed another good one too.

Salah has been absolutely pants tonight.

Not all doom and gloom though. Firmino and Henderson have both been great, and Wijnaldum and Mane have been good too.

Liverpool might want to try actually getting a shot on target, perhaps that would help.

Liverpool started reasonably well, but soon retreated back into their tendency to keep passing the ball to the centre backs rather than actually trying anything. Matip and Alisson have both had dodgy moments so far.

Yeah, Lovren was always a doubt. It's as much a loss that Fabinho will now be missing from our midfield. We really need two new centre backs in the summer to replace Matip and Lovren.

Dortmund just haven't got going at all in the second half.

Son's been on fire lately. Great finish.

The did it so they could get an extra row or two of seats in. Shit views, but ticket sales are ticket sales!

Pogba got the second yellow because he had a massive strop after the foul. Numpty.

Well that's probably the end of that then. I have to say, with United's recent form and PSG's injuries, I thought they'd get through the tie.

They really need to bring punishments in to stop people being shoved off the pitch into the advertising hoardings before someone gets seriously hurt. 10 game bans or whatever. There's no need for it at all Ashley Young is a horrible wanker.

The game's been over as a competition for a long time but it's still been entertaining to watch. City have been terrific. They really dodged a bullet by missing out on Jorginho. He's a great passer, but that's all he has in his locker. The dude can barely run. He's basically a shit skinny Brazilian Jan Molby.

Back to 4-3-3 today and looking much better, though the forwards are still being a bit sloppy. Wijnaldum is having a good, positive game, and took his goal really well.