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Kind of dumb but at least there'll be consistency I suppose.

I don't see how City can come back from this. It's between Liverpool and Arsenal now.

What a bizarre game. The shot count is something like 20-2 to City, and the possession comparable, yet it's 2-2.

City completely dominating so far. Spurs have barely had a touch.

Our defenders need to remember that Alisson isn't playing and stop passing to the bloody keeper so much.

Awful from Adrian. Fucking hell.

We were pants in the first half but have been much better in the second. Firmino makes it a little more comfortable with a nice finish, making up for his earlier miss.

But to be a real fan for a minute- Adrian could be out for the game on Saturday, but fortunately we have Andy Lonergan, who is the best keeper in the world, ready to deputise.

Right, everyone knows real fans have to be completely delusional about the quality of everyone in their team. I support the team, not the individuals who play for the club. Pretending that Wijnaldum is a good player won't make it so, no matter how hard I clap my hands and believe. He's the exact same player we bought from Newcastle. Technically good, turns up once in a while at home, and is almost unfailingly bad or invisible away. Not even close to good enough for a team with title aspirations.

Trevor is definitely shitter than Barry. Just Barry Chuckle on his own brings Barry right up there with the coolest names, like Megatron, Hannibal and Quincy.

Still not worth it for the bloody extra time though, and we've still been pants.

Haha

I get the sense that you could kick the ball straight at Adrian and he'd dodge out of the way. This could take a while.

Well penalties now so it's anyone's, but so poor from so many areas from Liverpool Mostly though, us not having a very good midfield is going to cost us the whole season, probably.

Matip has pretty much been playing for Chelsea today. Hopeless.