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Ran seems to be leaping to the defence of Elon Musk quite a lot recently. What are the policies on this board with regard to antisemitism and general hate speech? Do they align with X's?

£45m or whatever is still bloody expensive! Caicedo is fucking gash, of course. £115m and all he does is assist the opposition.

Is the penalty claim people are talking about the Hojlund one? Penalty for me. It didn't look like much from the first angle, but from the other side you can see that Gabriel basically rugby tackles him.

That didn't take very long.

The Saudis have to know this by now. this is just sillyarse posturing.

And whose best position is the same position Sterling plays...

Our best forward line is Diaz Jota/Gakpo Nunez.

He still gets pretty solid numbers, but if you look at his highlight reel from his first couple of years at Liverpool, he's not half the player he was.

Terrible luck for the defender, but great finish from Nunez.

Salah is fucking shite. We should just sell him and play Doak. He won't be any worse.

Yep, Diaz is our most in-form attacker. No idea what Klopp was thinking there.

Mac Allister is great off the ball, but pretty hopeless on it. Truly, we have finally replaced Wijnaldum.

Yep, that's a red all day long.

That was awful, true, but his yellow came off the back of a blatant Gordon foul that the referee chose to ignore.

That yellow is an absolute joke. And of course, he almost gets a second moments later. Clownshoe refereeing yet again. Given Mike Dean's comments the other day, perhaps it would be better to just get rid of everyone and start again.

What do we reckon then, 4-3 to someone? I wonder how many seconds it will take Newcastle to score. I'm going to go for <240.

Kyle Walker has massively shat the bed there. Oh dear.

I think even Jan Molby would struggle to overcome City's penalty curse, so it's probably a little unfair to pin it all on Haaland here.

It's been far too long since the PL has had a Ross Barkley banger. Sort that out, Ross.

I think the only way we have any chance of improving the situation is if we strap every single PL referee to a rocket and fire it into the Sun, and start again.

It's not all doom and gloom for Everton then: it sounds like Mason Holgate is on his way to Southampton for the season.

A month ago perhaps, but with one week left in the window? Surely we won't consider it now without a truly insane offer. I don't see why Salah would suddenly be unhappy, so that seems like more made up stuff. They'd already made him a massive offer, which was turned down, and his agent's tweets were worded in such a way that it looks like he's not against moving there, but didn't want to do it this season.

Sure, but we already knew about the interest, there's nothing new in that.

We're posting IndyKaila-level horseshit now, are we? I expect Salah will go eventually, but his agent has already said that it won't be this year.

Brentford kept playing Toney, I suppose. Haha, Chelsea are cack.