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2 time Cy Young Award winner, and all around okay pitcher Blake Snell to the Giants for 2yrs/$62m, with an opt out after the first year.

Yeah, the Franco stuff is really gross, and somehow keeps getting grosser with every update

Aubrey Huff lol . This guy is really trying to take the dumbest dick in baseball title from Curt Schilling

Just woke up, have my Dodgers done anything interesting lately?

So… Jon Fosse. His name has been bandied about for a decade or so now, but still a boring choice. That’s two boring Europeans in a row

That would be very cool. It might even be enough to restore a small bit of respect for the SA in me

So… Thursday. I have no feel for who will win this year, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it ended up being Christopher Nolan. Although, I believe he’s an American citizen. So, whoever the French Christopher Nolan is

Woah buddy, this is slander! Everyone knows that people who post in the show threads are dangerous weirdos. To suggest they have any association with the Children of the Downrising is the vilest of sunstealer propaganda

Welp, the Swedish Academy has missed their chance on Milan Kundera. RIP

Well, fuck

This legend deserves her own thread. She was my very first concert, and probably still the best concert I’ve ever been to. RIP Queen

Trevor Bauer to the Yokohama DeNa Baystars of the NPB, 1yr/4m (plus incentives). And just when Japanese baseball was having a moment…

Oh we’re doing first time a stranger passed you a joint at a concert now? Flight of the Conchords at the Hollywood Bowl in 2010

Tina Turner at the San Diego Sports Arena in ‘93. Chris Isaak opened. It was amazing

Because

We lost Jeff Beck today. A genuine guitar god. If you want to have your face melted (or want to hear Rod Stewart as an honest-to-god rock star) go listen to Truth or Beck-Ola

The Correa contract has four separate vesting options for $25m, $20m, $15m, and $10m respectively. So after the first six years the Twins will get to see how he holds up on a yearly basis. Correa has no opt outs.

Carlos Correa to the Twins, 6yrs/$200mm, with a vesting option that would add another 4yrs/70mm if reached ETA: this contract is pending physical, so, you know, don’t celebrate yet Twins fans

Sadly I think someone will

Dodgers have DFA’d Bauer

According to Ken Rosenthal, the Metropolitans have “raised concerns” over Carlos Correa’s physical

His salary still counts against the luxury tax, which probably explains why the Dodgers have been so quiet this offseason. According to MLB Trade Rumors Bauer’s salary puts the Dodgers at about a million bucks under the lux tax threshold

Trevor Bauer’s suspension has been reduced to 194 games, meaning he has now been reinstated. Bob Nightengale has reported that the Dodgers plan to release Bauer, and I sure hope that’s true

This is wild

Dansby Swanson to the Cubs, 7yrs/$177mm