The Black Adder of Dorne

I'm going to assume you're a masochist. As for me, 10. So much I was glad to see. One or two annoying scenes but I'll look past that. It's a very pleasant surprise to see the season end so well after how turgid it's been in parts.

JFC this was awful. I kept asking myself why I even bother to watch anymore. The Hound brings the rating up to 2/10 by himself.

Ever heard of stealth? You know, the same tactic that's been used in the books several times? Oil is not hard to get your hands on in a city with a market. She had three collaborators with her. And for goodness sake, learn to spell.

It's obvious an accelerant was used, and why should it be difficult to bar the doors?

Based on what? That would destroy a significant amount of Arianne's character development in Feast, where the Darkstart fiasco teaches her that she shouldn't be suckered by looks.

Can someone please explain to me why a Septon professes belief in stories of the Sea God? Isn't the Sea God supposed to be one of the Old Gods?

Lyanna says to Benjen, "Who are you going to spar with when Ned goes off to The Eyrie?", so it's not long before the fostering. Remember, most people have been aged up compared to the books. Ned is clearly past 40 in season one based on appearance (note Sean Bean was past 50 by the time this was filmed). If we suppose Ned is around 12-13 in the flashback, that puts it at least 30 years prior, which fits with Rodrik being in his early 20s then and in his 50s during season one.

Zero. Fucking travesty from start to finish. I was willing to show patience to D&D earlier this season but it snapped with this episode. They turned Stannis into Darth Vader, took out some of the best scenes and replaced it with their silly fan fiction. I stopped watching with ten minutes to go, it was that bad.

Do it yourself, lazybones.