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LS is worse than Ser Robert Strong?

I loved Cersei watching The Mountain brutalizing the commoners then she just steps right over their entrails with her sexy ass walk. Arya and The Hound should have a Broadway spinoff. Glad she got to cross Rorge off her little list as fast as she added it. Tyrion and Bronn were great. I didn't hear anything about Lollys being gang raped behind a tanner's shop so I guess lil' Tyrion Stokeworth will be Bronn's own whelp. I like that Daenerys is into CFNM. Ser Friendzone does not approve. Is that a raven I hear? I like that Melisandre is into exhibitionism. I don't like that she wants to burn little Shireen Baratheon. I don't think Stannis will either. The Hound should pick up some Bactine at the next map store they find. Brienne is hot this season. Apparently blonde hair and black armor works for me. HOT PIE! Glad they put back the story about Cersei pinching Tyrion's baby bits. She really is the evil cunt to end all evil cunts. I really hope at some point they mention that Prince Oberyn's nickname is "The Red Viper". Sansa is really good at building snow castles. You Northerners and your summer snows.

Like "lolly" but plural, "lollies".

Am I the only one who was mispronouncing "Lollys" this whole time?

100% They showed Oberyn's reaction to the fact that he was formerly spying on her, but I'm sure Tywin picked up on that as well.

At first, I thought Varys said "the Freys fuck the king", then I was like "oh, the phrase".

When they were stringing up Meera, Bran and Hodor were panicking and Jojen just sat there like he was holding pocket aces, I got the best feeling.

Thought I read the Night's King from thousands of years ago was killed when the KITN and the KBTW took back the Nightfort. If what was written in the (now redacted) synopsis was true, either he was resurrected as an Other or maybe this is supposed to be his offspring/descendant and now "Night's King" is a title rather than a name. My first thought after I watched was that it was the Great Other, but I tend to agree with what some others have said that the GO is more of a non-corporeal entity like R'hllor and the Darth Maul looking guy was simply King Other or even the ice equivalent of a Red Priest.

Read 28 pages to see if anyone else noticed that.

On the off chance I'm the first person to make this joke in 14 years, "My name is Joff, it rhymes with cough."