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Anybody want to place bets on what the Confessor/WarWizard combo in a son in Tairy's books will do? My guess is that it will turn him into an uber sex machine that women are unable to resist and throw themselves at. So basically like father like son. The revolution is still going on in Naked Empire etc, but then in Phantom Richard orders all their armies to go into the Old World and just kill everybody (women, children, old people) and to torture all the priests (...). So I'm not really sure what the state of the Old World is right now, probably like 1/5 revolution, 1/5 destroyed by Dicko and 3/5 to either join the revolution or destroyed by Dicko. The revolution will probably end with the series, as its against the Old World, and the chances of Richard not winning are like 1 in a million. Deus Ex Machina takes care of Richard like its his baby brother.

This made me think of safety dance for some reason. You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind... To replenish those brain cells, just drink a copious amount of alcohol. First, as funny as these threads are and as much as they help me get through my day at work, it would NOT be horrible if Tairy stopped writing. It would in fact be the complete opposite. As for Tairy stopping writing, he will not stop as long as there are still books to be copied. I don't even think he said its the last book of Rahl, I think just the end of this specific series. Pretty sure he plans on doing something else in the same..."world"...for lack of a better term. Yes because following blindly = choose life, working together = choose death, as set down by the Yeard in the Book of Rahl, chapter 8, verse 16. Well I mean the copyright dates of Stone of Tears and The Dragon Reborn are only 4 years apart, so who knows how long he would wait.

Stone of Tears when he is about to give his retarded speech to the room full of Wizards/Sisters of the Light, telling them he will destroy the Palace of the Prophets. Arrogant SOB.

What about when Kahlan got beat to a bloody unrecognizable pulp, and then without medical help was back to her normal, perfect self a year later. BONES DON'T SET THEMSELVES PEOPLE, CMON! I didn't know Mystar's secretary was Terry Goodkind. Sorry Mod's, but I felt saying that was worth a warning :(.

I saw this over there and couldn't help but laugh. I mean we all know that Tairy's fans are delusional, but COME ON! Oh also I just remembered another similarity I forgot to mention. In WoT, Egwen is a "Dreamwalker" as are several of the Wise Ones. In SoT, Jagangbang is a Dreamwalker. I can't believe I almost missed that one...

Good call that is one I forgot to mention. Although I must say when I read it in WoT it sounded cool, but when Dicky Rahl says it, I thought to myself "wow, cheesiest line ever." Fucking Douchekind. Since I doubt Tairy would actually want to die, he would probably fake his death and then in three days later show up and say that he miraculously was resurrected. Is this a direct quote because that second sentence doesnt make any sense. "The moment I point this truth out, rises to the surface!" ?????? Yeah okay, you can definitely make comments about grammatical mistakes RJ makes. I'm assuming that what he meant to say was "The moment I point this truth out, his thing rises to the surface!". It only makes sense that if he is going to call Myshkin a Nazi he might as well call him Richard Rahl. ETA: Whenever a student is misbehaving rather than kicking him or her out of class, give them a Terry Goodkind book and make them write an essay on it. After you do this several times, the torture of this method will spread by word of mouth and within a month you will never have to worry about troublemakers again. Hmm I was assuming you meant high school english, right? Either way, congratulations on getting a teaching job.

Going along with this, when you have a sea of peace protestors between you and your enemy, the only moral thing to do is to cut through them with brutal violence. Well since you aren't familiar with WoT I can see why you don't know this, but pretty much half of the ideas in Tairy's books are ripped directly off of RJ. And then Mystar goes on to insult him. What does this say about SoT? Examples of things stolen from WoT: WoT has Aes Sedai, female magic users, who try to control and supress male magic users. SoT has Sisters of Light who capture and control male magic users. WoT has a country called Tear in which there is a military fortification called "The Stone of Tear". SoT has an object called the Stone of Tears. WoT Aes Sedai have a secret evil sect called the Black Ajah. SoT Sisters of the Light have a secret evil sect called the Sisters of the Dark. WoT has a group of militant followers of "the creator" who fight against all magic users, called the Children of the Light. SoT has a group of militant followers of "the creator" who fight against all magic users, called the Blood of the Fold. WoT has elite swordsmen called Blademasters. SoT has elite swordsmen called Blademasters. WoT has a main character who has three *girlfriends* I will call them for lack of a better term. SoT has a main character who has three wives. WoT has a spell called balefire and when it hits someobdy it removes them completely from the "pattern" and can erase them from the past depending on its power. If used frequently this spell could result in the destruction of the world. SoT has a spell called chainfire which makes everybody forget the person it is cast on. If allowed to get out of control it would mean the end of the world. WoT author Robert Jordan is diagnosed with amyloidosis. SoT author Tairy Douchekind claims to have a heart problem. Okay well off the top of my head right now that's all I thought of, but I'm sure there are more. I think it's great that he makes a comment about RJ's spelling/grammar and then makes a spelling error in the next sentence. Deliciously ironic. As for the heart surgery, it is too bad we couldn't get to the surgeon first and make him read a book or two of Tairy's before performing the surgery. I think a medical malpractice suit would be well worth it. For the 2 or 3 people who entered this thread whom have questions about different meanings and things we talk about involving Tairy, I highly suggest you go to Mindonner's Blog. There are an exceptional amount of parodies written by us and quotes directly from the SoT books found here that Mindonner has compiled from past threads. It's probably the easiest way to catch up...I took the hard route when I came here and went back and read the previous 20 threads in between posting. If you have a lot of time, this would be great for a laugh, but it takes a while slogging through 8000 posts. I also suggest you read the Complete Lemming Dictionary which defines most of the different terms we use here. Edit: Another good place to go would be here. There is a review of Wizard's First Rule and then a couple critical essays about the douchiness of Tairy and how his writing is terrible.

Wow, Epic Phail to say the least. I dropped from Number 1 to Number 5 which either means more people are spamming to up their post count, or my celery levels are decidedly lacking. I choose option 1, thus choosing life.

Wolf post the top 10 spammers from last thread plz, I'm too lazy to count it up. I like this title because well...I mean if you aren't a Nazi, you aren't a lemming. Everybody knows that, just ask a Tairyite.