Hugorfonics

I'm kinda disturbed that the fandom thinks touching some dudes dick is worse then stabbing him.

Word! I thought of Canada and Alaska as more a beyond the wall type, being not America (except for Alaska, and North America being "America") and huge. The North, being the first settlers (except for the indigenous) is kinda like New England, being the first settlers (again aside from the indigenous, and the Spanish and Virginians but for some reason we don't talk about that) and being kinda rigid and stern (think "WASPS" or Starks), plus it's mad cold there. The Vale I'd put for Virginia and Maryland, historically they were a pompous bunch and dictated the countries polices for years but now they kinda fell back, plus mountains. Stormland is totally Carolina, like it's always raining there lol. Dorne as Texas isnt bad, though I was thinking Florida ( which uh also isn't known for being a bastion of independent thought) just mainly because of oranges, but both Texas and Florida are pretty diverse just like Dorne. Definitely agree with the rest, Riverlands is Ohio/Illinois/Wisconsin area, Reach is Kansas like and Westernlands gotta be Cali. IronIslands are, Hawaii? Lol But you left out a kingdom, and my favorite state Dragonstone, truly a bastion of independent thought, although not on the continent and with a different origin story with it's sister kingdoms it was still part of the Westerosi nation on day 1 (looking at you FL/TX). A little east, off shore from the continent, is an island whose architecture is synemonous with Westeros, it's marvel skyscrapers rival the greats of Castelry Rock (Goldengate) or the Red Keep in KL (white house). Truly, the Empire State. Uh, kingdom

After reading Romance of three kingdoms I'm convinced GRRM based some of asoiaf off of it, so having said that. China

"Will I find the islands changed?" "Men fish the sea, dig in the earth, and die. Women birth children in blood and pain, and die. Night follows day. The winds and tides remain. The islands are as our god made them." Looks substantial enough. This is Theon noting the amount of fishing boats Countless In a large stone castle with the doors locked. All of Westeros still raids, it's unfair that the Ironborn should stop only because theyre the best at it

Oh no! Positive thinking Lyanna! Lol Maybe it's better this way, all the Jon haters can believe he and Arya will get murdered while the Freys live lavishly, the Sansa Stans will forever have their gentle hearted Little Bird and I'll have my Ramsay Ahai The others being just skinchanged two legged direwolves does sound like it carries some merit tho. In the show the skinchanged changed eye color, or was it Bran? I don't remember, stupid show lol... But in the books nobody has blue eyes but wights, so maybe it's different. Like Mel and her ruby maybe? I don't think theirs an other king like the one Arya shanked in HBO, so maybe it's like one Other to a wight? Or like one other to a wight and Ice Spider?

That sounds kinda cool

"Some people get to go there... And some people go there don't get to leave again though, so, hahahaha ha" Very cool! Good dig. Word so Euron did go. (Put that in ya pipe and smoke it Mr. Reader! Condescending asshole lol) Quote got to be about uncle Lannister, very cool that he's all but confirmed to make an appearance. Tyrion had good memories of him, it should be a great read. I wonder what hes like and why can't he leave? Mutant Targaryens?

I guess? Though that's kinda like saying New York is in the Atlantic. Dirftmark seems like it's in the bay to me, or close enough to Westeros that it gets sucked into its orbit and away from Free City like areas, or Valyria. Euron however went to Valyria (probably not lol), he was into foreign shit and probably pirated ships far away from Westeros, not a day trip away. (If Euron ever pirated, that's more his brother. Eurons not really a mass a fleet kinda guy, he's more like, silence)

Lol oh yeah, ty Word, but did Waters spend time in the narrow sea? Euron seems to have been banished from all of Westeros which is why he's not as famous as say, Sallahador. Euron and his silence is scary, sure. But if Cerseis SC doesn't know who the captain of the iron fleet then I don't see why the exiled brother should be known. So having said all that I do think that Waters is the cleverest among Cerseis government, well Quyburn too. Well, anyone but Harys Swyft

Eurons been gone for almost 20 years which is coincidentally almost Waters' age, he doesn't know him. Everything about Euron is mysterious to ironborn, including his direct family, perhaps Varys may have known Balon had an exiled brother but that's probably it. Its kinda surprising that Victarion and Aeron are forgotten, although I guess theyre not very memorable. Its funny that they tried to think of Theons name or if Balon had brothers but no one thought of the poor heir, the crown princess Asha, which either shows how far KL politics is removed from it's kingdoms or how far Balon was removed from his, maybe both.

Because Varys knows things that distracts crazy murderers like Robert, Aerys, JonA, Cersei, Tyrion etc. A useful master of whispers probably knew about Oberyn and his on going rebellion or maybe later the Greyjoy rebellion. Spider spins the web. Tyrion's plan was to listen to dad and kill Varys and Petyr, they convinced him thatd be a bad idea. Then Tywin came and also realized that's a bad idea Anyone can claim to be one (see Dunk), well, any man (see Brienne). These are more like small questions then random comments

Like when he recognized Chella as a top liutenenant or respected the Widows guidance in Volantis and Catelyn's shrewdness? Or perhaps when the entire world spews the same misogynistic bullshit about their respective queens Cersei and Dany, Tyrion not once thinks of their gender as a weakness. Definitely interesting. So for the second part, I don't think he can help himself lol, Aegon shares similarities with Joff and Tyrion naturally makes himself at home. I don't think he missed Joff, but maybe he misses their interactions? So we don't know his agenda just his end games (dead, or uh raped Cersei/ Rock) but yea Tyrion sends Aegon to Westeros without Dany on purpose and probably with Ill intent. My guess is something along the lines of him wanting to crown Myrcella Using your child niece as bait is unbelievably horrendous and while Tyrion feels guilt about it it's probable that Aegon is, well not his niece, and ok to fuck with. The fact that YGriff acts like his nephew makes the decision a little easier. And then the Imp risked his life for YGriff. Selfless? Or was he risking his life for his scheme? I like to think he was just saving a life like he constantly does in adwd Why did he? Was this a long term scheme like sending Aegon to Westeros or was it simply saving a life for the sake of it? And here I thought a Lannister paid his debts. Jorah kidnapped him, beat him, relished in executing him and tied Tyrion up worse then a 3 year old with a marionette, yet the Imp saves him. Because he's a natural savior and hero in this story Yo, very clever ser. Nice work

"What gods are those, Lady Catelyn? The trees your husband prayed to? How well did they serve him when my sister took his head off?" Jaime gave a chuckle. "If there are gods, why is the world so full of pain and injustice?" "Because of men like you." "There are no men like me. There's only me."

Interesting analysis! Speaking of Brienne, just riding the kingsroad asking anyone and everyone if they've seen Sansa is straight superb detective work. I'm also a bit skeptical on breaking the queens peace, hiring two traitors and oathbrakers to free a eunuch, a teenage dothraki, and an infamous sellsword within the middle of the largest army the world has ever seen. Oh, and for some reason, if they succeed or fail, Dany must now occupy Pentos with its master Illyrio, the grandfather of dragons.

Margaery Tyrell was weeping in her grandmother's arms as the old lady said, "Be brave, be brave." Most of the musicians had fled, but one last flutist in the gallery was blowing a dirge. That's hysterical. The audacity of this guy! Like, the king was just murdered and this flutist has the nerve strum a little funeral tune. Wasn't he scared that's inappropriate? Or is it the most appropriate thing? Musicians are crazy

For sure Ima go with no. Like I said, Aegon the dragon got the septons to look the other way, so all Tyrion has to do is become the most powerful person ever and the septons should fall in line.

Perhaps. Aegon the dragon never cared about semantics though Word Tywin gets septons to say all sorts of crazy shit There were witnesses, kinda. Speaking of Tyrion and multiple spouses, his spouse wants to get married too, maybe Petyr will create a fTysh to tell the story?

No. I think the list comes in as, pillaging kid who grabs Arya as if she was treasure, greedy for silver Bolton soldier at the gate, Tickler and his squire, Daeron, and the greedy for gold old man

True. Theyll also be the ones to tell Doran hes already in an alliance with Dany over Pentos anyway, subdued or not. Yea probably Greedy Frog

Nothing nice. . Ser Gerris punched a wall. "I told him it was folly. I begged him to go home. Your bitch of a queen had no use for him, any man could see that. He crossed the world to offer her his love and fealty, and she laughed in his face." . So the two Dornish knights are totally free under one condition. With the help of some Windblown sellswords they are supposed to infiltrate the slavers camp and rescue the second most important unsullied, a bloodrider of Danys and of course Daario. So thats all pretty important, especially because Tyrion and Jorah are in said camp. Quentyn also used the Windblown during his heroism on the condition of Doran of Dorne supporting the Tattered Prince in the conquest of Pentos (even if the Frog fails, spoiler he does), which upon his death Ser Barristan quickly adds Danys cosign. So things are happening If that were the case shed probably not because she calls Frog over to the pits to tell him "A dragon has 3 heads" which Frog immediately took for have a free dragon. Of course Quentyn did not try to steal one dragon, if he did it actually might of worked, but he tried to steal two

I think so too... Having said that Johns blue eyes are the same color as his second cousin sixth removed (is that right? The unworthy was Johns grandfather and Danys great great great great great grandfather, I think) so its a weird description. I mean purple and blue kinda look alike like, what color is that? Lol

Fate of Pretty and Crunch?

9 months passed from the weddings to the Trident. I don't see the correlation between the weddings and the Bells Yea... But what does he know lol. His opinion is that Cat didnt abuse Jon, so we disagree sometimes. Word of god is cool. Wording of god is holy. Asos states that Aerys started the wildfire plot because of the cause and effect started by the Bells. Adwd's Griff also thinks that day was monumental. Ned won the day, its foreshadowing him actually winning the war (kicking Jaime off the throne and keeping the throne room Tywin free) while Robert was fucking around. Id compare it to like, Stalingrad. The Allies did win some battles but the war dramatically shifted after Hitler failed to take Stalins namesake. Now some historians may say that when the Allies took Italy and defeated Mussolini (Rhegar) the war was basically over, or that it didnt end until Berlin and Hitler (Kl and Aerys) was subdued and dead. Well, that's not true either because Japan (Tyrell) had yet to unconditionally surrender. Aerys (Griff) was confident he could win the Bells, the fact that he didnt, regardless of the prize in question, was shattering for the war effort I really dont see why. Especially since thats what the quote in question says. Ya know, the wording of god. (Or some maester pretending to be god, or actually some god pretending to be a maester) lol. Jk. Yea, I mean in terms of actual time maybe your right but in terms of the dramatic shift I think i am I already listed stuff above, wwii, yada yada yada, shoulda killed Robert then the fact that he actually won that day is egregious, yada yada yada. The Trident was more in your face, no doubt. Mussolini is hanging by his small fucking intestines. 5 months seem very short imo. Tyrion did mad sailing. I concede that its less then a year, your probably right about that Well, your definitely right about that lol Maybe? I think your confusing yourself (and me lol) tho. I dont think Griff would think 17 years and 11 months is "17 years..." Hed be like, nearly 18 years..., or whatever For real Gotcha

Its confusing wording, for sure. But I dont think its a typo I don't think so man. It was the beginning of the end. The Bells was the decisive blow, just less romantic then the Trident. 282? Not like 284? What year is it? 301? Tyrion was in KL in 300 and is now in Jorahs hands, so that's some time, at least a year. Either way 17 years cant be 282. Also, we don't really know if they have a June, let alone a 12 month calender Lol. Well that's probably what happened. He then won Roberts throne at the Stoney Sept, so its all good

Lol... Maybe not Cool. I don't think so. It was a late in the war when Griff lost, as he was near the end of the list of banished hands. The passage above, or here, Says the battle was following the marriage and was the seal of their entry into the conflict. Which makes sense, two rebellious son in laws leave you with little wiggle room but being a rebel yourself is well, a rebellion