Jace, Extat Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 After having had a successful vacation that included 1) My parents adoring my boyfriend of 2 years 2) Seeing the epicly awesome 'The Wolf of Wall Street' 3) an awesome football game 4) My boyfriend getting my jersey signed and 5) The best post-game celebration I think I've ever had The BF brought up joining the Mile High Club tomorrow on our flight back to the North West, and I'm not against the idea. Now, there seems to some debate about what qualifies for both participants. I was gonna google it, but I thought it would be more fun to ask the board. Does anyone have any experience, tips, or warnings? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioDontKnowSoftwareBugs Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I think mile high clubbers should go on the sex offender list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Are you flying first class? Will the flight be half empty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lany Freelove Cassandra Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Unless you are on a private plan, I think the only place to do it would be in the bathroom and they are really small and crowded and, it's the bathroom (the 1st husband and I did discuss this, but nixed it...just not enough room.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Explaining to the stewardesses and the other people in line what two of you are doing in there might be tricky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaminsod Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Unless the both of you are grotesquely double jointed, you literally won't have enough room to do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lany Freelove Cassandra Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Explaining to the stewardesses and the other people in line what two of you are doing in there might be tricky. that is the other thing...there is always a line for the bathrooms...no sneaking in when no one is looking...(at least this was the case when I have flown...but I have only ever flown coach on crowed planes) so if you did manage to get in, chances are you'd be seen coming out...it wouldn't be a secret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 That's weird, I fly all the time, and I've never ever seen a line for the bathroom... Addressing other points, I am pretty small and am actually convinced that the physical possibility won't be that difficult (though, this is why I asked about what qualifies). Also, it just so happens that I know this flight will be basically empty. I had to get my flight changed at the last minute, and the airline lady told me that there were only three seats taken on the whole flight just this morning (apparently it's not popular to fly out of Indy at 6 in the morning on a Sunday). The discretion is something we mentioned, and we agreed that we'd stagger our entrances and exits. I never pay attention to who's going to and from the bathroom on a plane, but that might just be me... (?) Your feedback is appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Uh, the toilets are not exactly well sound-insulated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioDontKnowSoftwareBugs Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 If it's really pretty empty do an H-job or something in the seats just to say you did it?Idk, would it mean legal trouble or anything if caught? In the bathroom or in the seats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Plus the flight attendants are usually aware if the bathroom's occupied or not (and usually there's a light letting you know if someone's in there). Maybe bring a blanket and see what you can do in your seats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 Valid points... I'm not about the hands, personally, and you guys have definitely shaken my confidence. I'm sure there's some stuff we could do that would go unheard... but I'm getting dubious now. Spoil sports :( That moster porn thread had me all riled up :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madfunkymonkey Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Seems like your best bet will be to wear something that gives him easy access and use the seats and a blanket. Also do what you have to do get him really excited so he doesn't last that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gneisenau Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Does giving each other hand jobs count ? Or maybe you could drop something and bend over and eat your SO out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gears of the Beast Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Don't let them discourage you, go for it. It'll be fun. Also, not that I'm any kind of authority on the matter but I say it only counts if there's some kind penetration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Don't let them discourage you, go for it. It'll be fun. Also, not that I'm any kind of authority on the matter but I say it only counts if there's some kind penetration.Yes...1 minute of penetration is needed. Those are the rules(that I just made up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 Well, dispensing with subtlety, my early plan is as follows. Get him worked up, let him go to the bathroom. Wear a skirt, see what I can do to get myself going for a minute or two under a sweater before joining him. If he's good to go and it is physically possible, we'll do some good protestant coupling, and if that doesn't seem possible then I'll take one for the team... in my mouth. Which totally counts as 'penetration', right? It's like a 6 hour flight, I'm sure we'll figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 does TSA have a relevant regulation? hate to see y'all in gitmo because of unauthorized fellatio in federal airspace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gneisenau Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 does TSA have a relevant regulation? hate to see y'all in gitmo because of unauthorized fellatio in federal airspace. I think dildos might actually pass the TSA checkpoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 and if that doesn't seem possible then I'll take one for the team... in my mouth. Which totally counts as 'penetration', right? I would say no...vaginal(or anal)penetration would only get you in the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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