Tall Tyrion Lannister! Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 The one who looked like Dany? Not helpful with his obsession now is it? probably not. but might as well get the next best thing.(at least looks wise) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGpanther Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Who do I hate enough to pair off to the biggest douche of westeros?? An oathbreaker, a slaver, a traitor and pretty much an idiot?? Well Danny is one candidate - she seems to be in the habit of marrying slavers and idiots, but she's out according to the OP so I'll go with Cersei. Seriously though - Couldnt Jorah have given Lynesse as much wealth she wanted if he had just sold LongClaw?? Sure its a valuable heirloom but Tywin is desperately in the market for a Valyrian Steel sword(said to be as valuable as a kingdom) and he can shower Jorah with gold. How is breaking the law, risking execution, and doing something as despicable as slaving better than selling the family sword??The sword was important to his family. I have a feeling Jorah will meet Sam, Sam will tell Jorah of his father and his dying wish and Jorah will drop whatever he is doing and go join the Watch. Seriously once he drops this whole "I love Dany" thing he will become a much more likable character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippocras Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 The sword was important to his family. I have a feeling Jorah will meet Sam, Sam will tell Jorah of his father and his dying wish and Jorah will drop whatever he is doing and go join the Watch. Seriously once he drops this whole "I love Dany" thing he will become a much more likable character.I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Lannister Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Why not one of the sand snakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Aimry Hill Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Marei in Alayaya's or Aurane Waters...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Monkey Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Jorah needs a woman like a fish needs a rocket. He needs to get his own head together first before he drags someone else into it. But if he must wed, I think he should try to marry a woman who doesn't want excessive amounts of luxury. Asha Greyjoy, maybe? She might like his stark contrast to Qarl the Maid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DaeronDrumm Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 First he needs to get over his valyrian fetish. :stillsick: Nowhere near necessary :cool4: . He lives in Essos, relatively close to the remaining Valyrian cities. If he gets himself back in Dany's good graces and the war for Meereen is won, I'd reckon he could easily marry a prosperous merchant or minor noblewoman from Volantis, Tolos or Elyria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Seriously though - Couldnt Jorah have given Lynesse as much wealth she wanted if he had just sold LongClaw?? Sure its a valuable heirloom but Tywin is desperately in the market for a Valyrian Steel sword(said to be as valuable as a kingdom) and he can shower Jorah with gold. How is breaking the law, risking execution, and doing something as despicable as slaving better than selling the family sword?? He'd just finished really fucking things up, I think he figured he'd leave the sword as it was pretty much the very least he could do. Besides Jon needed to get his speshul sword :rolleyes: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barty Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 He'd just finished really fucking things up, I think he figured he'd leave the sword as it was pretty much the very least he could do. Besides Jon needed to get his speshul sword :rolleyes: . I meant instead of fucking up - If I am given the choice between selling a valuable family heirloom and selling human beings - I'd chose the heirloom any day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I meant instead of fucking up - If I am given the choice between selling a valuable family heirloom and selling human beings - I'd chose the heirloom any day of the week. You aren't a lord, he's living living in without all the equal rights. He's a lord, the poachers were stealing from him. I'm not justifying or trying to justify his actions, but it's not that surprising he chose to sell the lowborn thieves than his families pretty much only heirloom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavers Bay City Rollers Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Okay, Jorah Mormont is a lonely ol' bear, and needs a new wife. Who do you choose for him ? The answer can be as serious or trollish as you wish, but the answer cannot be Dany and cannot be Lynesse, the wife he already technically still has. Go. Asha Greyjoy would be a good match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikkel Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Jorah needs a kick in the nuts, tbh. Preferably two. Then he needs to get over his "tiny blonde girls" fetish, and finally he can go marry Pretty Meris or smth. *grumble* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Jorah needs a kick in the nuts, tbh. Preferably two. Then he needs to get over his "tiny blonde girls" fetish, and finally he can go marry Pretty Meris or smth. *grumble* He's got a few, he's learning the error of selling people to slavery, by experiencing it. The fetish we'll have to wait until he's back in Dany's presence. Dany's time on the plains where she hallucinated he was there, clearly means she'd forgive him if he asks for it. The fetish... I'd just be happy if he picked an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikkel Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 He's got a few, he's learning the error of selling people to slavery, by experiencing it. The fetish we'll have to wait until he's back in Dany's presence. Dany's time on the plains where she hallucinated he was there, clearly means she'd forgive him if he asks for it. The fetish... I'd just be happy if he picked an adult. True, hopefully he's wising up somewhat, and I fully agree with the "picking an adult" thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myhousigilisthehousecat Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 His ideal woman? An asexual, unattractive and very patient shrink to work out his romantic delusions. Poor dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daenyra Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 TV Jorah I like, he is noble and caring and protective.Book Jorah is a creepy sycophant. The only woman who "deserves" him is Cersei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 TV Jorah I like, he is noble and caring and protective. Book Jorah is a creepy sycophant. The only woman who "deserves" him is Cersei. Tv Jorah has been whitewashed. Book Jorah a sycophant? Not really, he certainly doesn't just tell her what she wants to hear. Barristan is more sycophantic in my opinion. But creepy, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daenyra Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Good point about Barristan. Well I've always thought that he'd tell her anything to get in her pants plus he likes to suck up to women who are so out of his league that it's not even funny. No wonder they changed him to a completley different character in the show. The levels of creepy on the creep-o-meter are unbelievably high even without his leering.Years ago he used to be one of the reasons I dreaded any Danereys chapters after Drogo's death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat King Robert Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 "Septa" Lemore Naughty! I'd have to say Alys Karstark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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