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[Book Spoilers] Ser pounce appreciation thread


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That was pretty cool how Joffrey was going to mix up Ser Pounces innerds in Tommens food. Fucking sinister.

Joffrey is dead, but his legacy of being a Complete Asshole lives on.

And this is probably show version of the "joff disembowels the pregnant cat to get a kitten early [and then Robert smacked the shit out of him so hard Stannis was sure he'd killed him]". Which is sufficiently horrible to fill this function, for me.

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Joffrey is dead, but his legacy of being a Complete Asshole lives on.

And this is probably show version of the "joff disembowels the pregnant cat to get a kitten early [and then Robert smacked the shit out of him so hard Stannis was sure he'd killed him]". Which is sufficiently horrible to fill this function, for me.

I thought they wanted to make you think Joffrey is Eric Cartman.

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I thought they wanted to make you think Joffrey is Eric Cartman.

Nah, Cartman did it all to impress Radiohead

Joffrey, on the other hand, was so sick of hearing Sigur Ros he literally threw money at them to get them to go away.

Completely different characterization :)

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May the Gods forgive them, for they don't know what they do...

Lady Whiskers, take your army down the left flank on Weiss

Boots, follow the Cat banner down the center through Benioff

Balerion, take your company right on MacLaren after you pass HBO

Forth and fear no wolves

Pounce, Pounce, sons of feline

Claws shall be broken, whiskers shall be splintered

A cat day... a red day... ere the new episode rises...

Pounce now !!! Pounce now !!! Pounce... Pounce to the ruin and HBO's ending

Caats...

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS

Forth, Kittenguard...

You are now my favorite person on this board, ser.
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